It Came From YouTube: The Rock Jr. isn’t cooking much judging by his physique.

4 Submitted by on Mon, 26 December 2016, 03:31

Oh look, it’s some indy geek doing a terrible impersonation of The Rock!

He sort of does look like The Rock… if The Rock lived in a Third World Country, was starving, and suddenly lost all of his muscle mass.

“Please, just $.75 a day can give The Rock a nourishing meal and the education he so desperately needs!”.

Sadly for our Indy friend here, he sounds nothing like The Rock.

Maybe he should try to develop a personality of his own?

Nah, that would be too much work. Better to do a crappy impersonation of someone who actually has charisma.

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4 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: The Rock Jr. isn’t cooking much judging by his physique."
  1. Sean Bateman says:

    His biggest opponents are the Doink Army

  2. John C says:

    That just makes me feel genuinely sad for the guy. Not uncontrollably weepy sad, but more like a sadness you come to when you realize you’re not the impish youth of yesteryear. And no matter how hard you try to recapture those moments you just can’t quite do it and it’s a little soul wrenching. He should do something else with his life at this point because it’s just not happening. Post Christmas Day blues.

  3. Geoff says:

    Rock Jr must be Rock and Pitbull’s love child.

  4. Velvet Al says:

    The best part is that he’s not The Rock, Junior. He’s The Rock Jay Arr.

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