It Came from YouTube: Scott Steiner Owns a Shoneys and Observes Attempted Murder

23 Submitted by on Fri, 15 April 2016, 16:32

The populace around this restaurant should know who owns it…crime would come to a standstill!

Also, he may also be the next Col. Sanders.

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Please, please, PLEASE let him become the next Col. Sanders.

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23 Responses to "It Came from YouTube: Scott Steiner Owns a Shoneys and Observes Attempted Murder"
  1. Geoff says:

    OMG! It’s NWO Wolfpack and they are all 70 years old! And they are still wrestling! With walkers, canes and Kevin Nash! Be still my indifferent heart!

  2. Caveman says:

    Shoot Scotty Steiner is so mellow. It would have been nice if he had been in-character and cut one of his classic promos. Come to think of it, if he had been in character during the incident, he might have pulled out his big lead pipe, tripped the gunman (or both) up and begun stomping away at them to the imaginary beat next to the sirens of the incoming police vehicles, then put one hand on each of the guys and proceed to hod them down with pushups until the police could arrest them.

  3. TV's Mr. Neil says:

    Scott Steiner can be the next Col. Sanders and get some FAAAAAT ASSES!

  4. Brownie_the_3rd says:

    I think you’ve missed the real headline here, ‘Scott Steiner speaks in a normal manner’.
    The man’s made angry shouting his default form of communication for so long it comes as a surprise that he can talk in any other way but that.

  5. CP says:

    Oh my God, is Steiner a roided up Colonel Sanders clone. Too fitting.

  6. Gotchism For Life says:

    Hmmm, Big Poppa Pump with an eatery…he can apply his math skills when helping patrons calculate tips for the servers. I wonder if when someone is irate and asks for the manger, if he’ll wear the chain mail helmet.

    Also, in that interview, you can see the normal side of Scott as he had a lot of sympy for the guy who got shot.

    I Scott is going to challenge for the new Col Sanders, then he and the one from the new KFC Commericals need to have the Secret Recipe on a Pole Match.

    Also for fun, make it a triple threat with Johnel Sanders from Japan.

  7. Big Booty Step Daddy says:

    Got a feeling he’ll be doing a lot people an egg at that job.

    Everybody knows…..wants to know what the special of the day is. It’s sloppy joes in honor of S’mora Joe. And like they say everything’s bigger in Texas, which is good because his freaks understand size. they appreciate size. and when he brings out that huge plate of pancakes and hashbrowns to all those FAT ASSES he’s going to whisper in their ear “SIZE DOES MATTER, BITCH!”

  8. The Doctor of Style says:

    I noticed that “Man who owns a restaurant” is now listed on Steiner’s Wikipedia page on his list of Nicknames.

  9. AK says:

    If he doesn’t have a burger called the Big Poppa Burger on the menu, I would be woefully disappointed.

  10. Preparation Triple H says:

    NWShoney Bear 4 Life.

  11. Darryl Stewart says:

    This headline is far more plausible if you shorten it to “Scott Steiner Attempted Murder”. 😉

  12. Sean Bateman says:

    a coherent Scott Steiner interview? Hell did freeze over!

  13. William McKurtz says:

    Shoney Bear? And you thought the NWO was already diluted.

  14. Jimbolian says:

    Is that DeWayne Bruce aka THE WCW LEPRECHAUN to the far left? I think it is!!!

  15. Sean Wilkinson says:

    BIG POPPA PUMP IS YOUR COOK-UP!
    HOLLA IF YOU’RE HUNGRY!

    …I’ll go now.

  16. UltimateKennedy says:

    I’M DOIN HIM AN EGG AND THESE REDNEKS DON KNOW ABOUT HOW CHIPPKIN STRIPS GET MADE! I’M HUNGRY BUT I DON’T EAT TOO MUCH CAUSE I DON’T WANT TO GET A FAT ASSES!

    THE BIG BADY BOODY DADDAY NEEDS HIS FAMOUS BOWL. HE DOESN’T NEED MCNUGGETS

  17. UltimateKennedy says:

    Shoneys Bear would be a better nWo member then Virgil

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