It Came From YouTube: P.N News? More like “P.N Snooze”! Am I right? Ha ha ha…

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Crapper Rich Veramontes submitted this video and writes:

A Crappy P.N. News rap video for the great american bash..that almost makes one long for the Wrestlerock Rumble

Hope you enjoy! lol

P.N News raps like he just ate an entire package of Unisom Sleeping Pills and finished it off with a case of NyQuil for a chaser.

In 1993 the WWF should have brought P.N News in to do rap battles with Oscar of Men On A Mission. How great would that have been?! License To Print Money(™)!

Sadly, I think some of P.N News’ outfits were responsible for blinding some kids in the first row or two of any arena he wrestled in. I hear that Crush had that same problem when he debuted as a face with his bright orange and yellow outfits. Maybe they both went to the same tailor?

Did you Crappers know that P.N News and fellow WrestleCrap inductee Mantaur are related? I’m not kidding! I think they’re cousins.

Yo baby, yo baby, yo! Thanks to my homeboy Rapmaster Rich for sending these dope rhymes my way, yo!

(Okay, I’ll stop with that, now…).

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9 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: P.N News? More like “P.N Snooze”! Am I right? Ha ha ha…"
  1. Wrestlecrap's Janitor says:

    I remember this cheesy bastard. A rapper with a mullet?

    I don’t know though. As far as african rapper stereotypes go, I think Akeem is superior.

  2. Bone White says:

    How lovely would it have been to hear Lord Alfred Hayes say the words “Afrika Bambaataa”?

  3. Michael Stamp says:

    A simply awesome guy if you get to meet him. A real sweetheart.

    • "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

      I have no doubt that he’s a great guy but man; he was saddled with a real lousy gimmick.

  4. Addison says:

    Black Scorpion would have been more successful if PN News had been his mouthpiece.

    Sting listen up, Imma make this clear
    Watch me make this audience girl disappear.

  5. Deathedge says:

    I love how he lies in the rap too. Ric Flair didn’t wrestle at this show because Jim Herd is an idiot. =)

  6. CarlMarksGuy says:

    “Maybe they both went to the same tailor?”

    …if Mr. News came to WWF, he could also have faced off against … NEEDLES THE TAILOR.

  7. Paul R. from says:

    Would have been a more appropriately-timed PPV if they had it 10 days earlier.

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