“It’s time for school with Man Mountain Rock!“
What class is he teaching? “How To Be A Bland One-Note* Face 101”?
So, what can I say about Man Mountain Rock?
Well, let’s see… he plays some really generic Surf Music (???) guitar riffs, and he has tattoos, and long hair, he wears tye-dye outfits (?!) to the ring, and um… that’s about it.
Am I forgetting anything important about you that the Crappers should know, Mr. Mountain Rock?
Okay, thanks a load for your help, Darryl.
Just… just go re-string your WWF logo guitar or something, okay? Thanks…