From the old WWF Tuesday Night Titans show in 1985; Hulk Hogan rambles on and on about his stupid sweat-stained weightlifting belt (much to Vince’s amusing disgust)…
But forget that noise!
What you really need to see is Lanny Poffo (yes, The Genius himself) reciting a really nice poem about Hulk Hogan while wearing a suit of armor.
That right there has to top the list of things I never thought I’d ever see in my life.
But hey; any day I get to hear another well-written poem by Lanny is a great day in my book!
P.S- I so very badly want that shield with “L.P” on it!