Crapper Randall B. writes:
So, has this been noted for a Somebody Bought This yet? Because the idea of him not only exercising with me and motivating me, but making my dinners makes me wanna buy a thousand of them.
John Cena wants you to get off your butt, put down the “Fixing Servers In The Netherlands For Dummies” book, stop eating a case of Smoothie Cups a day, and GET IN SHAPE, RANDALL!
Why; I bet you’re nothing but a weak, flabby IWC twerp who sits at his computer all day!