Someone (who must be WrestleCrap Radio’s own Nathaniel) emails Jim Cornette an absolutely brilliant revolutionary idea for a wrestling angle!
You have to hear this one to believe it…
Nathaniel gets +10 points for creativity, but -10,000,000 points for ridiculousness.
I pitch a sports entertainer from Uranus named Budd Whole. His specialty moves include the stinkface as a set up to his finisher, The Bung Blaster, his super version of The Atomic Drop. His catchphrase, “I won’t take a back seat to anyone but when I back up on you, you’ll feel the stain!!!!”
Say what you want, but buddy here thought this thing through better than 9 10ths of anything Vince Russo ever got on television.
True! It’s certainly more plausible… 🙂
Wait a minute … I think this is ripping off the “Jack Swagger of Mars” angle!
http://jackswaggerofmars.tumblr.com/
Someone dug up Dusty Rhodes and let him book, didn’t they?
“Oh, you have got to be kidding, sir!
First, you think of an idea that has already been done. And then you give it a title that nobody could possibly like! Didn’t you think this through?
It was on the best-sellers list for 18 months! Every magazine cover has it! One of the most popular movies of all time, sir!
WHAT WERE YOU THINKING????
I mean… thank you, come again.”
“Sincerely yours,
Glenn Gilbertti”
Boy, oh boy, I miss Nathaniel.