So apparently Matt Hardy has threatened to slather Jim Cornette in JR’s barbecue sauce and eat him…
What? You think I can possibly add anything to that?!
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So apparently Matt Hardy has threatened to slather Jim Cornette in JR’s barbecue sauce and eat him…
What? You think I can possibly add anything to that?!
So does this mean Corny likes the Hardyz storyline, because he’s working with them. He doesn’t like anything, ever. Have they altered the space-time continuum with their shenanigans that even the most cynical, jaded wrestling critic could appear in the ring with them. It’s so confusing.
I don’t care what anyone says: This gimmick is incredible. After giving up on the endless parade of generic tribal tattoos and soul patches in black trunks that everyone else gives us, it’s great to see an act that wants to try something different.
Jim Cornette is like the wrestling coach from South Park.
Corny: “That Final Deletion crap’s not real rassin’, this is rasslin’!!”
{Shows ROH clip}
Okie: “Mister, you better take that gay porn and just walk on out of this show…”