It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan has a special message for the U.S World Cup soccer team

7 Submitted by on Thu, 26 June 2014, 14:12

The one and only reason I’m posting this is because Hulk sounds unusually lethargic and tired here, like he can’t really muster up the energy to do the typical Hulk Hogan promo.

Maybe even he’s bored with the standard Hulk Hogan promo!

Or maybe he’s just not much of a soccer fan? Hmm…


“I need a nap, brother!”.

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7 Responses to "It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan has a special message for the U.S World Cup soccer team"
  1. Nick Nutter says:

    I don’t know, he sounds pretty amped to me. (Fat lot of good it did the U.S., though.)

  2. Thun says:

    …Then United States qualifies to the Round of 16, facing Belgium of all people, with a good chance of passing.

    Ah, Hulk. Ah.

  3. Rose Harmon says:

    He really over-did it on the tanning here.

  4. Jeremy says:

    :40, hey Hulk, quit talking about soccer, you’ve just received an email from the Anonymous Raw General Manager.

  5. Mister Forth says:

    Strange video.

  6. MistaMaddog says:

    Hacksaw Jim Duggan would have been a better supporter for Team YOU-ESS-AYY!!

  7. President Clinton Dempsey says:

    I know this is more than a year late but damn that was the most forced Hogan promo I’ve ever seen outside his Rent-A-Center commercials. His “enthusiasm” for football- I mean SOCCER- is less convincing than his denial of cheating on Bubba with his wife and attraction to Brooke. He’s just doing this because ‘Merica was gonna face two sissy European teams and an African team collectively less healthy than Kamala (or so the nationalistic stereotypes go – remember ‘Mania 7?)

    Also despite being a self-exiled fan of wrestling I was not aware of this site’s existence (I DO know of Botchamania, though). Love the riffing of the stupid moments in wrestling, hence my imposed restriction from it due to lack of proper wrestling replaced by pop culture, trends and forgettable reality TV show personalities who aren’t aware that both The Rock and Dwyane Johnson are the same person. WWE’s relative lack of formidable competition made it complacent and unwilling to push itself further. Being the archetype global wrestling promotion anything it does to wrestling affects the sport for better or worse.

    Anyway as for the World Cup, USA lost to a country only known for their waffles and Jean-Claude Van Damm and to the eventual champions; their sole victory against Team Kofi Kingston throughout the whole tournament. Eh, better than nothing, at least we got to beat a 3rd World country in a sport only 20% of us actually watch/like/follow unironically and the majority of them aren’t even born/from here. Murica fuck yeah!!!!

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