Stamford, CT – Following the dastardly attack by King Corbin and Dolph Ziggler on Roman Reigns, WWE has decided to capitalize on the incident with brand new action figures.
After defeating Ziggler on Friday Night Smackdown, Roman Reigns was beaten down and chained to a ring post. In an act that enraged the WWE Universe and PETA, Ziggler and Corbin poured can after can of dog food on to the Big Dog. The villains smeared the gooey food all over Reigns, preventing him from receiving the proper nutrients that growing dogs need.
“It was a terrible attack and both King Corbin and Dolph Ziggler. They will be given a time-out until they’ve learned their lesson,” said Vince McMahon. “But with tragedy comes opportunity. Seeing my precious Roman covered in chicken and liver made me realize what a perfect team they are.”
Just in time for Christmas, WWE is now selling a Roman Reigns and Can Of Dog Food action figure battle pack. Each pack with contain one Roman Reigns figure and one expired can of Alpo dog food.
“Don’t worry about the expired food. I’ve been having Kevin Dunn eat can after can to make sure it’s safe,” assured McMahon.
“Now the WWE Universe can recreate the legendary moment over and over again!” said McMahon. “You can dunk Roman, you can douse him, or you can smear it all over the Big Dog. It’s his yard and he’s hungry!”
Depending on sales, WWE is also considering a “Roman Reigns covered in dog food” costume for next Halloween.