Boca Vista, FL – This past Sunday, WWE aired a new special on the WWE Network celebrating Mother’s Day.
The show, entitled “Happy Mother’s Day, Fools”, was hosted by WWE Hall of Famer and noted mother lover, Mr. T. Joining Mr. T was several well known WWE mothers including Brodus Clay’s mama, Shelton Benjamin’s mama, and former WCW tag-team champion, Judy Bagwell.
The hour-long special was a roundtable of sorts with the participants discussing their wrestling careers and highlights over plates of pancakes, waffles, juice, champagne, and slices of cantaloupe at the end.
Mr. T opened the show with a speech about loving his mother on every holiday including Shavuot, the Jewish harvest festival, St. Martin’s Day, and Vijayadashami, the Hindu Day of Victory. After patiently waiting for 20 minutes, Shelton Benjamin’s mama interrupted.
“I wanna talk about my precious baby!,” she shouted. “My little Shelly does not get enough respect around here! He’s working his butt off in Japan and should be recognized!”
“Well, he’s not as good as my Marky,” interjected Judy Bagwell. “As a former champion, I’d like to think I know a real winner when I see one. My son isn’t here today because he has a tummy ache, but if he were, he’d kick your son’s butt!”
For still unknown reasons, Brodus Clay’s mother rose from her seat and began a frenetic dance routine.
Enraged by Judy Bagwell’s comments, Shelton Benjamin’s mama violently swung her oxygen tank. Judy Bagwell ducked, causing the tank to knock out Brodus Clay’s mama. A brawl between Bagwell and Benjamin broke out across the set as Mr. T continued his speech about loving his mother.
The special ended with a loving tribute to other wrestling mothers including Linda McMahon, Mae Young, Beaver Cleavage’s mom, and Mama Cornette.