Winter Park, FL – Recent NXT breakout star Lars Sullivan was shocked to discover that his younger brother Sral, who from the learning disability Dyslexia, has signed with NXT. The addition of his previously unknown brother to NXT has worsened an already strained relationship.
“He’s always following me wherever I go!” said Lars as his stomp his foot in frustration. “The mall, the movies, and now the Performance Center. He even beat up Lio Rush just because I did.”
Lars even called his mother to complain, to no avail.
“Mom says you have to be nice to me,” said Sral while snuggling his pet bunny. “She also said you have to share your Playstation, and share some of your chicken nuggets, and we should win the NXT tag team championship.”
“I am unequivocally, emphatically, and categorically against this idea,” declared Lars. “How do I know you’ll be able to handle yourself in the ring?”
“I’ve been working really hard on the monkey bars and swings down at the playground and I’m ready,” said Sral. “I’ll be just like my hero, Kassius Nooh!”
“Wait, do you mean Kassius Ohno?” asked Lars. “My most hated enemy?!”
“Yup! Kassius Nooh is going to be the best XNT champion!” declared Sral. “Oh, mom also says you need to take out the trash and make you best too.”
Lars left in a huff as his brother as he searched the Performance Center to introduce his bunny to the rest of the roster.