Goldberg 3-D T-Shirt

Crapper Dylan Fionda found this Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt on eBay and writes…

This one of the most horrifying t-shirts i have ever seen. Goldberg looks like some sort of swamp monster from the side profile

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Whoa! You’re right! That thing is downright terrifying!

Who decided this shirt was a good idea, and who would want to buy it?!

It’s like if Goldberg was cross-bred with a Chestburster from the movie Alien.

And for some inexplicable reason his head is arching lightning like he’s put his head in the microwave to give himself a tan! I guess he was daring to be stupid.

Okay, let’s see how much the seller is asking for this um… unique piece of WCW apparel, shall we?

Bill Goldberg 3-D shirt eBay price

Almost $60?!

Forget that noise!

The only 3-D entertainment I need is Muppet*Vision 3D at Disney World!

Muppet*Vision 3D postcard Statler and Waldorf Muppet*Vision 3D

Statler: Hey, Waldorf, what is this anyway?

Waldorf: Oh, it’s one of those 3-D movies. Better put on your glasses.

[Statler does so]

Statler: [looking at the audience] Hey, check out the guy in the Goofy mask.

Waldorf: That’s no mask.

Statler: Ooops. Sorry, lady!

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