Stamford, CT – Overwhelming Cyber Monday sales at WWEShop.com temporarily crashed the web site’s servers as the WWE unveiled their hottest gift for this Christmas season: the Becky Lynch Broken Face Action Set.
“For years, kids have enjoyed our toy roleplay costume sets, enabling them to pretend they are WWE Superstars like John Cena and The Shield,” said Stephanie McMahon, chief brand officer for the WWE. “This item is groundbreaking, though. With one simple box opening, a small child can immediately become a part of the WWE Women’s Revolution.”
Hoping to cash in on the incredible rise in popularity of the hottest star in the WWE today, Smackdown Women’s Champion, Becky Lynch, the action playset retails for $34.95.
When pressed about the seemingly high price of the playset, which basically consists of a cheap wig, a kid’s t-shirt and a tube of fake blood, McMahon noted, “You cannot put a price on all the kids who will go to bed this Christmas Eve and wake up to become The Man on Christmas morning with the new Becky Lynch Broken Face Action Set underneath their tree!”
Critics warn this product could lead to fake blood permanently staining clothes and carpets, and definitely caution using this playset around any members of the Maivia family, as it does not include a doctor’s note excusing a child from missing school due to injury.
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