Headlies: Brooklyn Brawler To Be Inducted Into WWE Hall Of Fame

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Brooklyn, NY – Following the announcement of “Macho Man” Randy Savage being inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame, longtime WWE wrestler Brooklyn Brawler was announced as the second inductee in the Class of 2015.

“I’d like to congratulate Brawler on his many, many, many years of service to the WWE,” said Vince McMahon. “Since the 1980’s, Brooklyn Brawler has been the one of the company’s ultimate tough guys. He was always there when you needed him, whether it was losing to Red Rooster as a member of the Heenan Family, or winning a match over Just Joe, or fetching everyone drinks on Milkshake Fridays at Titan Towers, Brawler was there. He deserves to be in the Hall of Fame. And the best part is, we can also induct his other personas Kim Chee and Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz for future years when the classes are kind of thin.”

Famed movie director and unofficial spokesman of all things Brooklyn, Spike Lee, said, “I never thought I’d see the day that someone from Brooklyn would finally make it. This is truly a great day for the entire borough.” With tears running down his cheeks, Lee continued, “From Canarsie to Park Slope, we’re all going to celebrate!”

A ticker-tape parade is scheduled to run the entire 9.8 mile length of Flatbush Avenue. Brooklyn Brawler will be riding in a convertible with both Vince McMahon and New York Governor Andrew Cuomo. Several stores along the route will be celebrating with commemorative Brooklyn Brawler t-shirts, complete with holes and pizza grease stains.

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20 Responses to "Headlies: Brooklyn Brawler To Be Inducted Into WWE Hall Of Fame"
  1. JSH says:

    I think he should be inducted. The jobber/ jobber to the stars has been a presence in wrestling for decades, so why not honor one of the most famous ones (for that, and for his years with the company)? Also, while the inclusion of Bruno and Macho may add more credibility to the Hall, let us not pretend that this is a very prestigious institution. They have inducted rapists (Mike Tyson), slime (Donald Trump), and not to equate them with those two groups, but other wrestlers who would not belong in a Hall of Fame (i.e. Koko).

  2. John C says:

    The Red Rooster was contacted about doing the introduction speech but declined the offer due to his being treated like a cock over the years.

  3. "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft says:

    This so totally needs to happen…

  4. Mike says:

    In a future year, he could also be inducted into the HOF as The Boston Brawler.

  5. RD Reynolds says:

    Legit thought he was already inducted.

  6. Gotchism For Life says:

    We also need Dennis Stamp, Iron Mike Sharpe and SD Jones inducted.

  7. Geoff says:

    About damn time and if it doesn’t happen it needs to happen. He has jobbed so long and has so worked so hard for a company that doesn’t give a damn about him.

    • Vince B says:

      Steve Lombardi has got to be one of the longest continually employed people in the WWE, he’s been working for Vince from late 1983 until the present day and as far as I can figure out, never once left the company during that time.

  8. Jimbolian says:

    The scary thing is I think this could turn out to be a “Headtruth” in the future. Steve Lombardi’s been with the company for so damn long I know Vince will throw his name in there so fill some space.

  9. Art0Donnell says:

    This will happen.

    Johnny Rodz has been in the Hall for over 18 years.

  10. John C says:

    The Rooster deserves his own wing damnit!!!!!

  11. hotrod2001 says:

    I always thought Lombardi should be inducted into the HOF, yes he was a jobber/enhancement talent all of his career, but that career spans well over 25 years and when he wasn’t getting clobbered in front of a crowd, he was behind the scenes training some of the biggest names of the 80’s and 90’s. He really contributed a lot to the WWE’s success and should be recognized for it.

  12. Alexandru says:

    Hell why not? If Koko B. Ware of all people is in so why not have a longtime jobber like Lombardi who has trained a lot of guys. Would have no problem with a jobber wing of the HOF. He’s a lot more credible then the majority of the celebrity wing

  13. K7 says:

    Is it bad that I would actually LIKE to see this really happen? The Brooklyn Brawler is pretty much the first name I think of when I hear anyone mention jobbing. The guy is legendary

  14. MistaMaddog says:

    The next DLC character for WWE ’16

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