Tampa Bay, FL – Following the news of her firing, TNA Knockouts Executive Brooke Hogan has stated that she is looking forward to her future projects.
In a press conference, Hogan, real name Brooke Ellen Bollea, said, “This chapter in my life is closing, but I am looking forward to the next one. I have been blessed with a wildly successful career in various forms of entertainment. I have starred in two great reality shows and released two studio albums. I’m huge in the Czech Republic. I can’t even set foot in Kazakhstan without being mobbed. I have many passions in my life and I am going to go follow them.”
When questioned by a reporter what those passions specifically were, Hogan reflected for a moment before saying, “Well, I like shoes. Maybe I can do something with shoes. I also like chicken. Maybe I can work with chicken somehow. Oh! I heard they’re doing a sequel to Sharknado. Maybe I could be one of the sharknados.”
TNA released a brief statement saying, “TNA would like to thank Brooke for her year of service with the company. We wish her the best of luck in her future whatevers.”