Headlies: The ASPCA Reminds You To Let The Fiend In

6 Submitted by on Mon, 18 November 2019, 08:00

Chicago, IL – The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals is teaming up with the WWE to remind you to “Let Him In” this holiday season.

The ASPCA and WWE announced their partnership at a press conference Monday morning. WWE Universal Champion Bray Wyatt was joined by members of both organizations to announce the initiative.

“As we enter this holiday season, it is important to remember that the weather is getting colder,” said ASPCA President Matthew Bershadker. “Snow, ice, and extreme temperature drops can be very harmful to those left outside.”

 “Yowie wowie, it’s chilly!” exclaimed Bray Wyatt, wrapping himself in an afghan. “It’s colder than a hug from Linda McMahon! You shouldn’t leave your little friends out in the cold when it’s nice and toasty inside the Firefly Fun House. Let in Sister Abigail, Mercy the Buzzard, and Ramblin’ Rabbit. Oh, and don’t forget to let me in.”

Wyatt then donned his Fiend mask, complete with a knit hat with earflaps.

“If you’re cold, The Fiend is cold. Let him in,” pleaded WWE CEO Vince McMahon.

“Together, with the help of the WWE, we can all let The Fiend in,” agreed Bershadker.

“That goes double for you, Daniel Bryan,” said Wyatt, sipping hot cocoa through his mask.

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6 Responses to "Headlies: The ASPCA Reminds You To Let The Fiend In"
  1. John C says:

    And make sure to have your Fiend’s spayed and or neutered or a bit of everything just to be safe.

  2. CF says:

    Um — I think I’m calling Monster Hunters International….

  3. Hulk6785 says:

    I had to get my Fiend a heated doghouse because he keeps peeing on the carpet while I sleep.

  4. Thomas Moffatt says:

    And remember to get your Nipple H spayed or neutered!

  5. Thomas Moffatt says:

    And remember to get your Nipple H spayed or neutered…

  6. Lee W. says:

    For mine, with Bray Wyatt what seems to have been done is that WWE have looked at him and said here we have a character with which there’s nothing wrong, is over with our audience and is perfectly fine as is, how can we fix this problem?

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