Las Cruces, NM – Former WWE Superstar Alberto Del Rio is once again in trouble with the law after assaulting another person in a Ninja Turtles costume.
Las Cruces Sheriff Benjamin Munoz described the scene, saying “It’s just awful. I can’t recall ever seeing such a random and senseless act of violence. There were foam sais, nunchucks, and bos everywhere.”
The police department are still trying to piece together exactly what happened, but it is believed Del Rio, along with his fiancee, current WWE wrestler Paige, were driving to the airport from an independent wrestling show when Del Rio made an abrupt stop at Kidz Zone Mini Gold and Party Palace.
An employee at Kidz Zone who wished to remain anonymous for fear of being put in the cross armbreaker said, “Del Rio just came barging into the building. He had a wild look in his eyes and said something about his ‘perro sense’ tingling. He ran into one of the party rooms where one of our employees was performing his Ninja Turtle routine for an 8 year old’s birthday. Del Rio screamed ‘Are you looking at my woman?!’ and starting pummeling him.”
It took over 10 police officers and deputies to subdue the former World Heavyweight Champion and take him into custody. The Kidz Zone employee, 22 year old David Zalinsky was taken to Memorial Medical Center where he was treated for a broken orbital bone, a broken nose, a swollen jaw, and a dislocated shoulder.
When asked for comment, Paige said, “Whatever. I love my Alby-walby and he loves me. No Ninja Turtle, Battletoad, or Street Shark will ever come between us.”