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week's spotlight: NEW WWE BOARD GAMES!
With
the success of WWE's “Scene It” DVD based game, the think
tank in Stamford, Connecticut burned the midnight oil in
developing more games to take over market. The Gimmick Table
was lucky to get an inside look at this Holiday Season's
sure to be Must Have gifts!
Everybody
remembers the Monopoly game - that's why it's still the
most popular, most widely played, and best-selling board
game in the world! Everybody also knows the WWE, it's the
most popular, widely watched, and has more merchandise sales
than any wrestling company in the world. What happens when
you take two great tastes and put them together? Magic.
Across the generations and around the globe, what other
game brings back so many memories of Vince McMahon wheeling-and-dealing
behind closed doors to ruin all the wrestling territories?
No other game has turned so many important historical moments
- such as the Mel Phillips ring boy incidents or the debut
WBF Pay Per View - into long lasting memories! Whether you're
discovering the fun for the first time or reliving the carefree
days of youth, get out there and Buy! Sell! Mortgage! Build
houses and hotels! You can even build restaurants in Times
Square no one will go to! That's what makes Monopoly the
great American game, doing whatever you can so that one
person ends up with all the money and everyone else loses
- just ask Rich Uncle McMahon! For 2 to 8 players. Game
includes: game board, title deed cards, play money, No Chance
in Hell cards, Diva's Chest cards, 32 houses, 12 hotels
and 2 dice. Also included are 10 special new WWE Monopoly
tokens such as an XFL game ball, a decapitated panda bear,
and a Neurotica CD from SmackDown records!
The
wildest, wackiest skill game of them all! Players are all
"doctors" operating on a patient who always has a whole
batch of hilarious ailments. You just can't keep Big Dave
Batista out of the OR, no matter how tentative he is in
the ring. Gently remove the ailment pieces without setting
off the buzzer for a successful "operation" and put The
Animal back into the ring for his never ending feud against
King Booker!
You'll
find it hard to resist this interesting edition of Yahtzee,
the all-time favorite dice game! You'll enjoy the gold glitter
dice, a flocked dice tray, a leatherette dice cup and giant
scoring chips, but you'll wonder why we've included a broomstick,
a jar of KY Jelly, and a copy of Mein Kampf! We promise
that these new additions will make your game feel lively,
upscale and fun... at least to the winners! Become the true
locker room leader of your house!
Nothing
in the world of wrestling is more trivial than WWE's Cruiserweight
and Tag Team division. To pay tribute to that apathy, WWE
is producing a game spotlighting all the many men involved
in both divisions, many of which we didn't even know worked
for the company! For all ages, but mostly internet morons
who don't have a clue as to who the Real Stars are.
One
repetitive movement is all that is necessary to start Big
Vis munching! Each “XL Love Machine” can be activated with
one isolated finger or an entire hand. Try to eat the most
marbles and win the game.
The
classic whodunit game! For more than 5 years, this mystery's
kept everyone guessing! Poor Cryme Tyme have been given
another awful skit! Who could have wrote it? And how? And
why? Was it Michael Hayes in the Titan Towers with the bic
pen? Or did Dave Lagana commit the crime in the conference
room with a copy of MS Word? With many suspects, countless
possible scenarios and 15 rooms in the mansion (3 TV shows
and 15 PPVs), there are hundreds of possibilities, and plenty
of clues to frustratingly investigate! Find out who is booking
DX at the expense of every single other act on Raw! Discover
who keeps emasculating the SmackDown brand! For 2 to 6 players.
Spin
the wheel of fate! A fanboy classic for more than 30 years.
Do incredible odd deeds to earn No Life Tiles and more wrestling
merchandise down the road! For 2 to 6 players o Don't get
a job! o Don't married (or even date)! o Read Comics! Time
Wrestling Matches! Whine on internet message boards! o It's
all the fun of satisfying the demands of an epic Dungeon
& Dragon's campaign in your parent's house with your three
very weird friends in a great family board game! o Spin
the wheel and live out your lack of a social life in the
wonderful new Game of No Life!
DON'T
FORGET to head on over to The WrestlingFan.com and check
out Sean Carless' hilarious look at his WWE
Shop Christmas Satire. This is legit one of the most
hilarious pieces I have personally ever read and may change
your life forever.
Derek
Burgan can be seen wasting everyone's time with wrestling
DVD and comic book reviews over at F4Wonline
and the world famous Wrestling Enjoyment Index at Wrestling
Observer.Don't forget about his Opinion Pieces at World
Wrestling Insanity or his stuff at The
Wrestling Fan. He even has a MySpace
page. Whew! Derek can be reached at: derek@wrestlecrap.com
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