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What about Batista?
he was supposed to be my friend
So CM Punk and BM Punk really are one and the same, huh?
Maybe 2 and the same.
So… If I were to give a homeless, jobless guy a ticket to a WWE event, would he then be allowed to go into the ring, take over the mike, and punch somebody out? This could start a new and interesting trend.
Isn’t that how the careers of Hillbilly Jim, Steve Blackman & Santino Marella started out. Afterall they were just sitting in the crowd and all of a sudden were a part of the show.
Oh no no no my friend. You don’t even need to buy a ticket these days. Brad Maddox just kept showing up backstage and getting on camera even though he wasn’t employed.
And Earthquake John Tenta.
Ah the pickle slicer joke. One of the best jokes of all time.
CM Punk: The only wrestler to have gone through more variations of facial hair than Chris Jericho
Straight edge laxatives, license to print money!