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Awesome as usual. Can we pencil in Los Matadores for an induction on 9/30/2014 in accordance with the one year rule? Had to be one of the worst debuts I have seen.
Seriously. I thought it was horrible then somehow got worse when El Torito came through the smoke. I actually had to remind myself that I wasn’t watching WWF in 1992 again.
I know somebody says this every time, but this may be the best batch yet. The ones with Reigns buttoning Rhodes’ shirt, the choking on the pink ropes and Curtis Axel’s stinkface were particularly good.
Orton was wearing a black shirt, but the letters RKO were still in pink, so he may be a ruthless, psychopath who only cares about destroying anyone who gets in his way with no remorse, but he still “cares” about women. Now ladies, be sure to check your bags on the way out.
Nah, Duth-tay’s loose-leaf would just have, “Ref takes bump… substitute ref declares winner… original ref wakes up and reverses decision” on every page.
I was laughing about The last Bella meme way too hard
Awesome as usual. Can we pencil in Los Matadores for an induction on 9/30/2014 in accordance with the one year rule? Had to be one of the worst debuts I have seen.
Seriously. I thought it was horrible then somehow got worse when El Torito came through the smoke. I actually had to remind myself that I wasn’t watching WWF in 1992 again.
CM Swank was funny before the caption. After put it up there.
…I see what you did with the Next Karate Kid one.
My favs were: terrible bookers, inane garbage, and Hop On Pop (It’s funny because it’s true).
TSOL reference? Nice
Hell yeah!
Best one in a while! Pretty much all the cancer ones were gold. And the matadores ones. Good times.
I never thought that a Beakman reference would craw its way here.
I know somebody says this every time, but this may be the best batch yet. The ones with Reigns buttoning Rhodes’ shirt, the choking on the pink ropes and Curtis Axel’s stinkface were particularly good.
“Randy Orton Hates Tits” rules all this week.
OMG, jobbing Flair and tit hating Randy, what a great way to start the day!
Orton was wearing a black shirt, but the letters RKO were still in pink, so he may be a ruthless, psychopath who only cares about destroying anyone who gets in his way with no remorse, but he still “cares” about women. Now ladies, be sure to check your bags on the way out.
Nothing for Crazy Face Big Show? 🙁
The rest of the internet’s got that WELL covered.
Bah Gawd King Mantaur had a baby
He was clearly giving Lil Jimmy the stinkface.
“…and don’t even think that I’ve forgotten about that ‘Bang Bus in the Shop?’ wisecrack, Daniel…”
Nah, Duth-tay’s loose-leaf would just have, “Ref takes bump… substitute ref declares winner… original ref wakes up and reverses decision” on every page.