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Your comedy is welcomed back indeed. See, CM Punk said the loss to Paul Heyman went into the Grays Sports Almanac and there’s Biff Tannen trying to get it back from Punk hidden as security!
Oddly enough though one of the Usos did fall off the top rope during their debut when they attacked the Dynasty during Bret’s GM run. At-least it looked like he did.
Oh, how I’ve missed this.
My favs were Frank Zappa, skilled sniper, & Biff Tannen.
A Dudes With Attitudes and a Harry Potter reference??!! :O
Hot damn!!! 😀
Your comedy is welcomed back indeed. See, CM Punk said the loss to Paul Heyman went into the Grays Sports Almanac and there’s Biff Tannen trying to get it back from Punk hidden as security!
I love me a Tecno Team 2000 joke.
Have you compared Techno Team 2000’s music with the New Midnight Expresses??? I see fantasy Wrestlecrap…
Cena didn’t beat the Shield the way these guys did
Seriously. Fuck off with that.
Skilled sniper made me laugh in a way I think may be wrong.
One of the best collections so far. And +1 for the certs reference.
A Biff Tannen reference? Yes! Yes! Yes!
You missed out “Tony Dawson Leaves WWE – YES! YES! YES! YES! YES! YES!”…
Great seeing this back. This is a great addition to the site, and I love these. Question, though…
What about making up the ones you missed? I’m sure it’s possible and you have notes for them…
I write three thoroughly extensive football columns a week. Don’t hold your breath on that.
Lol Dude’s with attitude, Though I have to say the last one is a little too true
Major points for the Dumb and Dumber reference
Props on the Blue Oyster Cult reference. Godzilla!
Oddly enough though one of the Usos did fall off the top rope during their debut when they attacked the Dynasty during Bret’s GM run. At-least it looked like he did.
I like how the Rhodes brothers were in disguise, but Goldust was STILL WEARING FACE PAINT.
Have to say I liked the Blue Oyster Cult reference the best.
Nice to see Meme Event back on WrestleCrap!
Biff Tannen is a localindy wrestler named Calvin Beckham. He also happens to be my best friend. He has no idea why I’ve started calling him Biff. LOL
I didn’t understand this until I read the comments and realized these were jokes.