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West Side Story reference FTW!
Love the West Side Story reference
Aside from the West Side Story reference, my faves were “Abe Vigoda” & “Indie darling vs. New Generation relic”.
Gotta throw in yet more love for Sharks vs. Jets.
Don’t really watch WWE (or TNA) right now, so this Betty White appearance is news to me. I imagine Vince just found out about Betty’s (now rather dated) resurgence in popularity and decided what RAW needs now is to tap into the Hot in Cleveland demographic. Did she pin Daniel Bryan? Or will he face Betty White at Wrestlemania and lose, in a burying finally topping that of Terry Taylor’s?
You know… Daniel Bryan’s new gimmick could be protesting his booking by playing old bad gimmicks. He comes out one week as the Red Rooster, the next as Repo Man…
So, which one is Maria and which one is Tony?
The Mark Henry and Shawn Stasiak ones were my favourites. Very good batch this time around.
Do I win anything if I remember Stan “The Man” Stasiak too?
https://www.google.com/search?q=shawn+stasiak&tbm=isch&tbo=u&source=univ&sa=X&ei=FTj6UpGADJOzrgG004H4AQ&sqi=2&ved=0CKIBEIke&biw=1080&bih=691#q=stan+stasiak&tbm=isch
I remember “Meat”. He was basically Val Venus without charisma.
I actually liked his Planet Stasiak gimmick, but that’s just me. Like literally, I was the only one.
The “ahh me trachea’s gone gimpy” one was funny. I felt sorry for that poor Irish guy in that Simpsons flashback when I saw it years ago. And WTF, WWE? Diarrhea humor? Seriously? I thought it was Big Show who cornered the market on that…..
Where the fuck is the Dixie Carter Gooker induction? You people are REALLY dragging your heels on that. Come on. We want it, we voted for it.
You mean the one we inducted a few weeks ago? Just, look through the archives. Nobody else had a problem finding it.
Whodathunkit: West Side Story is OVER with this crowd!
Well damn, then we better make sure it gets buried in the most humiliating way possible then take it off the air for a few weeks.
Make it team up with the Miz!
Well technically, Emma was trained by Lance Storm.
The other Golden Girls are dead, White still lives. There is no justice in this universe.