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WWE’s treatment of Lilian Garcia always makes me sad. The girl is in her mid 40’s – ten years older than Rosa Mendes and an amazing 20 years older than Alicia Fox – and still looks just as good today (if not even better) as she did when she first debuted. But those in power never seem to get tired of humiliating her every chance they get.
*claps*.
classic!
The last one makes me sad 🙁
I laughed hard at the Khali, Natalya and Hornswoggle one
A potential Gooker of the Year – would it be time to rename it the Hornswoggle?
If he wins this year, then yes.
WWE’s treatment of Lilian Garcia always makes me sad. The girl is in her mid 40’s – ten years older than Rosa Mendes and an amazing 20 years older than Alicia Fox – and still looks just as good today (if not even better) as she did when she first debuted. But those in power never seem to get tired of humiliating her every chance they get.
Just like they do with Jim Ross, Daniel Bryan and Natalya?
Agreed! Plus Lillian always looked damn hot in those skirts and midriff-bearing tops that showed off her yummy tummy 🙂
The last one made me think “if this is true, how has the Undertaker not forgotten how to do the Tombstone”?
If that is the case can Triple H remember how to do the Pedigree and should we care that much?
If a tree falls in the forest and there’s nobody there, will Triple H still bury it?
Yes, because he’s just that insecure.
“BUMPED TO THE PRESHOW BY DIDDY?” needs to be his catchphrase.
Hilarious as always! Great work!