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Headlies: WWE Announces “Ronda Rousey Walking Simulator” Video Game

5 Submitted by on Mon, 18 June 2018, 08:00
Los Angeles, CA – The biggest news to come out of the Electronic Entertainment Expo, also known as E3, was the surprise announcement of the new WWE video game “Ronda Rousey Walking Simulator”. Fans crowded into Annex Room C to watch stylistic video package narrated in-person by WWE CEO Vince McMahon. Many assumed that this would be the reveal for Continue Reading...
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On Bobby Heenan

10 Submitted by on Mon, 18 September 2017, 19:24
I hated Bobby Heenan as a kid. This is probably as controversial and surprising a statement as “Kate Upton has huge boobs” or “bacon is delicious”. And I hated him for the same reason every 9 year old hated him at the time: he lived to destroy Hulkamania. That was akin to a war crime in my young mind. And Continue Reading...
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RIP Bobby Heenan

32 Submitted by on Sun, 17 September 2017, 19:04
Once I can get my bearings about me later this week, I will write something.  Right now, can’t even see straight because I am in tears.  My hero, the man who made me a fan of pro wrestling, is gone. RIP, Bobby.  You were the best....
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A special message from Jed Shaffer

11 Submitted by on Fri, 11 August 2017, 21:03
Hey, fellow Crappers. No, I’m not pulling a Terry Funk and announcing my … third? … fourth? … return from retirement. I’m here for a different reason. A much more personal reason. If you’re a reader from the pre-Wrestlecrap era, you know that when I retired that time (my first time!), it was due to the birth of my twin Continue Reading...
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Matt loves The Yeti!

4 Submitted by on Mon, 13 February 2017, 00:30
Friend of WrestleCrap Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula loves wrestling. More specially, he loves The Yeti! And so do we of course! So go check out Matt’s new blog post about The Yeti.  It’s a  loving tribute to our favorite wrestling mummy who emerged from a giant block of ice....
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Headlies: Coca-Cola Reveals Special Wrestlecrap-Edition Cans For Christmas

12 Submitted by on Mon, 26 December 2016, 08:00
Indianapolis, IN – In a surprise move, Coca-Cola will be releasing new specialty cans next year featuring the names and images of terrible professional wrestling gimmicks and angles. Coca-Cola Chairman and CEO Muhtar Kent explained the sudden and inexplicable change to the soda company’s traditional winter and Santa Claus-themed cans. “My flight had a layover this morning at the Indianapolis Continue Reading...
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An EASY Way to Help WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by on Mon, 19 December 2016, 09:15
Want an easy way to help WrestleCrap.com?  Then just use any Amazon link you see on the site before you buy your gifts (you can also do so by clicking here)!  It doesn’t have to be what you click on the link for – it can be whatever you buy after you hit that link. When you do that, we Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Montreal Files Restraining Order Against The WWE

13 Submitted by on Mon, 09 May 2016, 08:00
Montreal, QC, Canada – In an unprecedented move, the city of Montreal has filed a restraining order to World Wrestling Entertainment. Denis Corderre, the mayor of Montreal, addressed the legal notice at a press conference with reporters this afternoon. Flanked by members of Parliament, Montreal Canadiens great Guy Lafleur, a moose, and a plate of Canadian Bacon, Corerre explained the Continue Reading...
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WrestleCrap…Now On Instacrap…uh, Instagram!!

1 Submitted by on Fri, 19 February 2016, 15:25
Hey hey, fellow Crappers. Looking for a way to add a little crap to your daily social networking experience? Be sure to follow the all new, all official Instagram page for WrestleCrap!!! Right here at http://www.instagram.com/wrestlecrap A great way to stink up the usual barrage of selfies and memes out there in social media!! And if you desire even more Continue Reading...
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Past GIFs!

311 Submitted by on Sun, 07 September 2014, 19:07
Hey, you’ve found our not so secret stash of past GIFs of the Week! Bet this page will take forever to load once we have about six months of them in here… Want more? Then click…RIGHTCHERE!...
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***Cancelled*** Meet Art0Donnell at Baltimore’s King of the Ring Night

2 Submitted by on Mon, 04 August 2014, 12:00
Tonight’s event is cancelled due to technical difficulties with the computer to be used. It may or may not have been the one Terri Runnells used in the early ’90s to help Michael Wallstreet win matches. Thursday, August 14th is King of the Ring night at Baltimore’s Windup Space. This month’s theme is 1989. We’ll be literally hanging from the Continue Reading...
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