Category Archive for "Uncategorized" | WrestleCrap – The Very Worst of Pro Wrestling!

INDUCTION: CM Punk’s Worst Feud – Yeah, We Thought It Would Be Nash Too…But It’s Not!

23 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 03 October 2019, 20:00

WWECW, 2007-2008 As I write this, we are hours away from the kick off of the so-called Wednesday Nigh Wars, pitting upstart AEW against WWE’s super indy fed disguised as a developmental territory, NXT. I’ve become hesitant over the years to timestamp inductions in a manner such as this, as it instantly dates it for anyone reading, but this evening Continue Reading...

Headlies: Vince McMahon Still Rewriting Last Week’s Raw

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 25 February 2019, 08:00

Stamford, CT – Despite having already aired live on television, WWE CEO Vince McMahon is still hard at work rewriting the episode. As reported by Dave Meltzer, last week’s Monday night Raw was still be rewritten as the show was airing. The event harkened back to the dark days of WCW when the company was in a slow death spiral. Continue Reading...

2018: A LOOK BACK IN HORROR – THE WORST IN WRESTLING!

32 Submitted by Justin Henry on Thu, 27 December 2018, 20:00

Hello all. Great to see you folks again, for this, my sixth year of writing the Look Back. To be honest, I wasn’t sure that I would even take on the list this year. Since February, I’ve been writing scripts for my good friends at Cultaholic for their YouTube channel, and in April, I would assume many more roles with Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Announces “Ronda Rousey Walking Simulator” Video Game

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 18 June 2018, 08:00

Los Angeles, CA – The biggest news to come out of the Electronic Entertainment Expo, also known as E3, was the surprise announcement of the new WWE video game “Ronda Rousey Walking Simulator”. Fans crowded into Annex Room C to watch stylistic video package narrated in-person by WWE CEO Vince McMahon. Many assumed that this would be the reveal for Continue Reading...

On Bobby Heenan

10 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Mon, 18 September 2017, 19:24

I hated Bobby Heenan as a kid. This is probably as controversial and surprising a statement as “Kate Upton has huge boobs” or “bacon is delicious”. And I hated him for the same reason every 9 year old hated him at the time: he lived to destroy Hulkamania. That was akin to a war crime in my young mind. And Continue Reading...

RIP Bobby Heenan

32 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 17 September 2017, 19:04

Once I can get my bearings about me later this week, I will write something. Right now, can’t even see straight because I am in tears. My hero, the man who made me a fan of pro wrestling, is gone. RIP, Bobby. You were the best....

A special message from Jed Shaffer

11 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Fri, 11 August 2017, 21:03

Hey, fellow Crappers. No, I’m not pulling a Terry Funk and announcing my … third? … fourth? … return from retirement. I’m here for a different reason. A much more personal reason. If you’re a reader from the pre-Wrestlecrap era, you know that when I retired that time (my first time!), it was due to the birth of my twin Continue Reading...

Join RD for Live WrestleMania Chat on Facebook!

0 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 02 April 2017, 18:59

Yep, doing running commentary with my friends over on Facebook. Join the fun by clicking here!...

Quick Note from RD About This Week’s New Induction

14 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 08 March 2017, 18:42

Hi Guys & Gals, RD here. I apologize, but due to a personal issue, I will not be able to have a new induction up this week. We will be back to normal next week, though, with our next new induction posting at 8pm EST as usual. I never want to let my fellow Crappers down, but in this instance, Continue Reading...

Matt loves The Yeti!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 13 February 2017, 00:30

Friend of WrestleCrap Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula loves wrestling. More specially, he loves The Yeti! And so do we of course! So go check out Matt’s new blog post about The Yeti. It’s a loving tribute to our favorite wrestling mummy who emerged from a giant block of ice....

RD Reynolds and Survivor’s Rupert Boneham Team Up to Open a Charity Arcade!

14 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 01 February 2017, 20:14

RD Reynolds here…and I have some pretty cool news. A couple months ago, I met a guy you may have seen on TV. His name is Rupert Boneham, and he was one of the most popular contestants ever on the show Survivor. He had heard I had been helping my friend Joe Gaudin, the owner of The Skyline Drive In Theater, Continue Reading...

Headlies: Coca-Cola Reveals Special Wrestlecrap-Edition Cans For Christmas

12 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 December 2016, 08:00

Indianapolis, IN – In a surprise move, Coca-Cola will be releasing new specialty cans next year featuring the names and images of terrible professional wrestling gimmicks and angles. Coca-Cola Chairman and CEO Muhtar Kent explained the sudden and inexplicable change to the soda company’s traditional winter and Santa Claus-themed cans. “My flight had a layover this morning at the Indianapolis Continue Reading...

An EASY Way to Help WrestleCrap!

2 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 19 December 2016, 09:15

Want an easy way to help WrestleCrap.com? Then just use any Amazon link you see on the site before you buy your gifts (you can also do so by clicking here)! It doesn’t have to be what you click on the link for – it can be whatever you buy after you hit that link. When you do that, we Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap is Saddened by the Passing of Mr. Fuji

24 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 28 August 2016, 19:11

Really sad to hear this one. Post your favorite memories below. My personal all-time favorite moment? Singing DIXIELAND at the 1:30 mark in the clip below. You could just tell he and Muraco had a blast together....

RD Reynolds LIVE Commentary of THE FINAL DELETION!

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Tue, 05 July 2016, 20:58

Join in the fun, won’t you, by joining RD over on Facebook by clicking here!...

LIVE Money in the Bank Commentary!

1 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 19 June 2016, 20:20

Doing live #Moneyinthebank commentary over on Facebook. Join us, won’t you? https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100000460566112...

Headlies: Montreal Files Restraining Order Against The WWE

13 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 09 May 2016, 08:00

Montreal, QC, Canada – In an unprecedented move, the city of Montreal has filed a restraining order to World Wrestling Entertainment. Denis Corderre, the mayor of Montreal, addressed the legal notice at a press conference with reporters this afternoon. Flanked by members of Parliament, Montreal Canadiens great Guy Lafleur, a moose, and a plate of Canadian Bacon, Corerre explained the Continue Reading...

WrestleCrap…Now On Instacrap…uh, Instagram!!

1 Submitted by Blade Braxton on Fri, 19 February 2016, 15:25

Hey hey, fellow Crappers. Looking for a way to add a little crap to your daily social networking experience? Be sure to follow the all new, all official Instagram page for WrestleCrap!!! Right here at http://www.instagram.com/wrestlecrap A great way to stink up the usual barrage of selfies and memes out there in social media!! And if you desire even more Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WWF Crayon By Number crayon and paper set

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 21 July 2015, 15:00

I found this WWF Color By Number set on eBay and I just want to point out how perfectly colored in the examples are on the back of the box: No child anywhere could or would ever color that perfectly… ever!...

Past GIFs!

327 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 07 September 2014, 19:07

Hey, you’ve found our not so secret stash of past GIFs of the Week! Bet this page will take forever to load once we have about six months of them in here… Want more? Then click…RIGHTCHERE!...

GIF of the Week – Page 2

0 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 09 August 2014, 21:17

Even MORE of these! Not enough! I need more!!! ...

Cancelled Meet Art0Donnell at Baltimore’s King of the Ring Night

2 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Mon, 04 August 2014, 12:00

Tonight’s event is cancelled due to technical difficulties with the computer to be used. It may or may not have been the one Terri Runnells used in the early ’90s to help Michael Wallstreet win matches. Thursday, August 14th is King of the Ring night at Baltimore’s Windup Space. This month’s theme is 1989. We’ll be literally hanging from the Continue Reading...

Epic Tweet In Wrestling History-7/14/2014-With special announcement!

9 Submitted by Emerson Witner on Mon, 14 July 2014, 09:30

Hi everyone, As some of you know, I took over the Epic Tweeting back in October of last year and since that time I have gone into The Doctor’s Tardis to discover no fewer than 110 Tweets. Some funny, some historical, some going over people’s heads and some that were a little too inside. But at the end of Continue Reading...