Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: If you don’t have this figure, you’re Dragon your collection down!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 30 December 2016, 02:00
In 1992 Hasbro and WWE decided to make a figure of Ricky “The Dragon” Steamboat during that weird time when he came to the ring looking like a real dragon and breathing fire (!). The figure’s special finishing move is “The Steamboat Springer” which sounds like what Jerry Springer would name his large boat. Does include weird dragon head accessory Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Bushwhackers need to leave my mother out of this…

6 Submitted by on Fri, 09 December 2016, 02:00
According to this shirt, The Bushwhackers think something is lovely…er… “luvly” and I should tell my mother (?). Is this some kind of charming New Zealand expression or something? I found this shirt on eBay and the seller had the Buy It Now set for $150! My mother would disapprove of ms spending $150 on this shirt, no matter how Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Christmas Brawl album- Alex Wright raps!

17 Submitted by on Mon, 28 November 2016, 15:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: There was a Limited edition WCW CD called Christmas Brawl and it had the themes of the Nasty Boys and the Wrestlecrap inducted American Males to the Taskmaster an DDP, instead of the WCW Superstars singing Christmas carols. Here’s an obscure one! This CD was only available in Germany to support a WCW “Christmas Brawl” tour Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Austin Rules / Goldberg Sucks shirt

6 Submitted by on Sun, 20 November 2016, 20:53
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog just found this Austin Rules / Goldberg Sucks shirt.  I’m surprised the back of it doesn’t say “Goldberg drools”. I imagine this kind of simple-minded crap is how a 10 year old mark fan* thinks… “Austin rules! And Goldberg sucks! Goldberg is a big poopyheaded ripoff of Stone Cold!” *Or Vince McMahon....
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Someone Bought This: The classiest wristwatch of all time (heh heh).

6 Submitted by on Fri, 18 November 2016, 12:22
Crapper Drew writes: Crapper Drew here. I was doing my weekly perusing of the ‘New Items’ section of WWESHOP (while my girlfriend sighed in the background, but I digress) and came upon this wonderful little piece of bling. It’s quite possibly the classiest timepiece I’ve ever seen, and I’m currently rewriting history in my head to fulfill my time-traveling fantasy Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The revised Survivor Series 1993 poster reveals a fascinating secret!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 18 November 2016, 02:00
In his excellent Survivor Series Substitutes induction, Art wrote about the times when a wrestler or wrestlers would have to be substituted for others in the history of the Survivor Series. In the Comments section for that induction, Crapper Saint Stryfe posted a comment about the 1993 Survivor Series poster that was too funny for me not to feature on Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: Jesse Ventura figure political ad

4 Submitted by on Tue, 15 November 2016, 12:33
Crapper Little Louie P (The Doctor Of Style!) writes: These poor child actors probably had no idea what they were doing in this ad for Jesse Ventura’s 1998 campaign for governor. I guess the stupid ad worked, though! Okay, that’s pretty creative, I’ll admit… and I totally would have bought a talking Governor Jesse Ventura action figure and desk play Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Candy Bars

8 Submitted by on Sun, 13 November 2016, 19:53
Stop by your local FYE and check out our EXCLUSIVE line of @WWE chocolate! We have unique flavors like “C” Salt Caramel, Pop Rock, & more! pic.twitter.com/6Ar7623pEX — f.y.e. (@officialfye) November 12, 2016 It’s official WWE candy bars! Just don’t pay attention to the fact that most of the bars are the same Milk Chocolate flavor and buy them for Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Be careful what you ask for because you just might get it, Crappers…

2 Submitted by on Thu, 10 November 2016, 19:14
In the Comments for the ugly early 90’s Sting Nuan clock, Crapper MistaMaddog wrote: Glad no one made a Crow Sting clock since waking up to that thing would be creepy. 😛 I’ve got one better! How about an NWO Wolfpack Lobster Crow Sting clock? How’s that for terrifying? I love that it’s part of the “Hume Furnishings Collection”. I Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Rhino Political Fundraiser Spaghetti Dinner poster

13 Submitted by on Tue, 08 November 2016, 10:00
This is a poster for a fundraiser to raise funds for Rhino’s political ambitions. Check out the disclaimer: “Rhino will not be cooking the spaghetti”. Aw, man! Let me guess, he also won’t be wearing a giant Chef’s hat as illustrated, either? Maybe he’ll wear a crown, instead? KingRhinosSpaghettiBarn.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!...
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Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior chairs and table set

3 Submitted by on Mon, 07 November 2016, 21:15
Friend of WrestleCrap Matt at Dinosaur Dracula just posted a new article with seven great toys from the 1991 JCPenney catalog including this plastic Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior chairs and table set. I remember the table was too small to really do anything on except have a little snack (by yourself of course, because there wasn’t room for two Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: It’s Sting! And he’s neon! And on a clock! #Early90’s!

17 Submitted by on Sat, 05 November 2016, 20:37
Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide blog just posted scans of The Spring 1994 WCW Merchandise Catalog!  Have you ever seen a more totally Early 90’s thing in your entire life? That thing is so bright and ugly even Stevie Wonder would say “Dude, turn it off!”. It has more neon than the Vegas strip! I’d like to think that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Three Faces Of Fred Ottman shirt- Typhoon, Tugboat, and The Shockmaster!

19 Submitted by on Sun, 30 October 2016, 06:16
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: You too can have a shirt that has TWO Wrestlecrap inductees on the front for only $19.99 plus shipping, which is more than donating to the ‘crap. I wonder if the Shockmaster sank a tugboat with a typhoon….. Very cool! Please help support Fred (who’s a good friend of WrestleCrap) and buy the shirt today! Check Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Terrifyingly ugly WCW Halloween masks!

10 Submitted by on Fri, 21 October 2016, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. found these Sting and Bill Goldberg masks on The WCW Worldwide Blog and writes: Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah Goldberg’s tongue really freaks me out, for some reason. Bryan at The WCW Worldwide Blog writes about these masks… Why is it so hard for companies to create good masks to represent wrestlers? Because they’re cheap masks based on a fad and Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: TNA Brooke Hogan autographed 8×10 (still!)

2 Submitted by on Sun, 16 October 2016, 15:14
Brooke Hogan was released from TNA in August of 2013. As of this writing it is October of 2016 and TNA is still selling autographed 8x10s of her– and they only knocked 5 bones off their original asking price! Are you at all surprised that overpriced autographed photos of Hulk Hogan’s talentless airhead daughter who’s been gone with the company for years are still Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Sgt. Slaughter Helmet and Hulk and Macho Man Halloween costumes

4 Submitted by on Fri, 14 October 2016, 02:00
I know most of you will be drawn to the Hulk Hogan and Macho Man Randy Savage costumes (why are the kids holding hands? Is that one of Roddy Piper’s Halloween Safety Tips that I forgot?) but I want to point out the awesome plastic Sgt. Slaughter helmet. What kid says “Yes! I want that Sgt. Slaughter helmet! I love Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Concrete proof that Blade Braxton is wrong, and R.D Reynolds is right.

9 Submitted by on Thu, 13 October 2016, 20:14
I need to draw a line in the sand, Crappers! Older, sluttier WCW Miss Elizabeth is a million times hotter than young, boring, “pure” Granny-Panty-wearing WWE Miss Elizabeth, as these WCW posters so clearly illustrate. Blade might know a good horror movie 9and quite a few bad ones, even!) but when it comes to Elizabeth, my old buddy and old pal Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Custom Hulk Hogan Gawker trial figure!

13 Submitted by on Sat, 01 October 2016, 13:58
Crapper Ator sent in these pictures of his awesome “Hulk Hogan Gawker Trial” figure. You will remember that Ator also made the Triple H as Kane figure. He writes: Thought the fine folks at Wrestlecrap might get a charge from this TEN INCH TALL Gawker trial Hulk Hogan figure! Well maybe he’s not ten inches like you’re trying to say Continue Reading...
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