Christmas is just a month away and we here at WrestleCrap have all your Christmas shopping needs taken care! Remember former WCW wrestler The Maestro? Now he’s just The Stro and you can buy your own The Stro boxers. There’s plenty more stuff in The Stro Store in all sorts of different categories including a thong, women’s pajamas, a Teddy Bear, Continue Reading...
Category Archives: Someone Bought This
Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.
Someone Bought This: The greatest DVD cover to ever feature a wrestler
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 24 November 2013, 02:24From the Engrish.com blog (er, make that “brog”) I give you an Asian bootleg compilation DVD featuring The Rock on the cover which they decided to call.. well, you see it up there! What; did Vince Russo move to China and start making up bootleg DVD titles or something?! I hope this title doesn’t give those porn parody movie producers any ideas… Be Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Here’s your chance to punch Hulk Hogan right in the face!
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 November 2013, 16:39Have you ever wanted to punch Hulk Hogan right in his stupid face? Sure, we all have! Now you have your chance with this TNA Hulk Hogan bop bag! Pretend you’re Randy Savage circa 1989 and beat Hulk Hogan into a pulp in a jealous rage when you have paranoid delusions about him stealing “your” Miss Elizabeth! Or you could Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Goldberg eats Spree candy
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 19 November 2013, 07:27Goldberg enjoys (?) some Spree Candy which should make you want to go buy some, I guess. I wonder what the director had to tell Bill before he yelled “ACTION!”? “Okay Goldberg, we want you to look shocked, and then smile and nod. Got it?”....
Someone Bought This: The Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie is completely useless.
17 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 17 November 2013, 02:48Now is your chance to own this Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie! It comes complete with “Stone Cold” logo, “Whoop-Ass 101” (I hear Nathaniel did surprisingly well in that class), and for reasons that escape me; random dots in case Pac-Man comes around and wants a light snack. Let’s take a closer look… What I really want to know is Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Anti-Heenan brigade is here, and they have custom t-shirts!
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 13 November 2013, 04:00Lord Alfred interviews some people who are not fans of one Bobby “The Brain” Heenan as evidenced by their “No weasels in neck braces” t-shirts. I just want to know where they got those shirts from. Custom made, I assume? They should’ve sold them in WWE merchandise catalogs....
Someone Bought This: WCW Thunder video game for the Sony Playstation
38 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 13 November 2013, 00:00“WCW Thunder” was released for the Sony Playstation in 1998. It is widely considered one of the worst wrestling games of all time. Its only notable feature are the rants the wrestlers give on the wrestler selection screen: Here’s Joe Gagne’s review of it that sums up the problems nicely. Did any of you Crappers own or play this game? Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling cartoon episode
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 12 November 2013, 00:00Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling was a cartoon that aired for two seasons from 1985 to 1987 on CBS. It featured many WWF Superstars of the era including Hulk Hogan himself. None of the wrestlers provided their own voices for the animated segments and they sound nothing like the actual wrestlers. Well, “Hulk Hogan” sounds a little like him, I Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Right Guard print ad
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 November 2013, 16:41We’ve covered Hulk’s Right Guard commercial before but now you can own this print ad for the deodorant that probably ran in WWF Magazines in 1992. The Amazon listing says it’s a “Unique Gift”. Indeed it is! Why not buy it for yourself or a fellow wrestling fan and help support WrestleCrap in the process? You could even frame it and hang it Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Light up your life with the Wyatt Family lantern
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 06 November 2013, 00:15I like this Wyatt Family lantern because unlike most wrestling merchandise, it has a practical use if the power goes out. It’s also useful if you’re at a WWE show and The Undertaker is coming out in the dark arena and you want to avoid spilling hot nacho cheese from a chip all over your tender crotch region. Or you Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: If you ever wanted to pretend you’re Outback Jack, you’ve got your chance with this LJN figure!
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 02 November 2013, 23:56I found this Outback Jack LJN figure on Figure Realm and I’m just amazed that Outback Jack of all people got his own figure. Someone bought this?! I’m sad that he didn’t come with a little can of shaving cream, a knife, a toy stuffed kangaroo, and some rope so you could re-enact his vignette. ...
Someone Bought This: Andre The Giant’s estate in North Carolina is nice, but missing something…
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 02 November 2013, 20:59Oh sure, it’s a beautiful property and nice land and everything, but… wait a minute! No Honeycomb Hideout treehouse? No sale, bub!...
Someone Bought This: Dennis Rodman NWO t-shirt
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 November 2013, 21:17Dennis Rodman used to be a famous basketball player. He was known for doing “crazy” things like dying his hair every color of the rainbow, and wearing eyeshadow and women’s clothing. He was real “bad boy” (or so he wanted us to believe). He also used to be in the NWO for reasons which still elude me to this day. Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Shawn Michaels pre-paid Visa cards
17 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 November 2013, 13:23You can now have your choice of one of four Shawn Michaels Pre-Paid Visa Cards. It’s never too early to start your Christmas shopping, Crappers! Doesn’t Shawn look spiffy in his “Larry The Cable Guy Goes Country” Halloween costume from yesterday?...
Someone Bought This: 3 Count t-shirt is oh so clever.
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 31 October 2013, 13:47From an archived version of the WCWGear.com site circa late 2000, here’s a 3 Count t-shirt. Note the “witty” sexual double-entendre on the back of the shirt. I have a feeling Vince Russo came up with that. Just a hunch…...
Someone Bought This: Barry Horowitz was immortalized on a t-shirt and we have proof!
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 31 October 2013, 05:14Crapper Sean Bateman found me a picture of the infamous Barry Horowitz t-shirt and writes: The rumours are true! Barry Horowitz t-shirts do exist! You’d better believe it! I remember WWE hawking these after he beat Skip in 1995 and had his most successful year ever in the WWE. Give yourself a big ol’ Horowitz-sized pat on the back for Continue Reading...
CONTEST: Guess RD’s Halloween Costume, Win Archive Access!
82 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 30 October 2013, 17:00Hey hey, fellow Crappers! It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds as I prepare for tomorrow night’s Halloween festivities. I was scratching my follically challenged cranium as to what to go as this year, so I ventured off to the local Halloween pop up shop to see what was on offer. Join me, shall you? Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Ugly WWE toys from Burger King
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 23 October 2013, 04:00These are some really creepy looking WWE toys offered in Burger King kids meals in 2010. They’re kind of like the old WWF Wrestling Buddies… except they’re a lot smaller, and even more hideous. Oh yeah, and they talk (or in The Undertaker’s case, play music). Imagine being a parent, buying a kids meal for your child, and they play Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: How could the XFL have failed? Find out in this book!
25 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 20 October 2013, 17:55We’ve covered the WWE’s failed football league the XFL in an induction before here on WrestleCrap, but this book “Long Bomb” explains just how Vince McMahon came up with the idea, what went so very, very wrong with the league, and why it only lasted one season. It’s out of print, but used and new copies are readily available on Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Costume That Makes One Fan Incredibly Angry…I Think
19 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 19 October 2013, 09:00I was just looking for a Halloween outfit, and stumbled upon this: No big deal, right? Just a Hulk Hogan kids costume. But it gets an rather inexplicable TWO-STAR Review (two stars????) from kenny in livingstone, nj! And I quote: “kenny (livingston n.j) 3/11/2013 10:24 PM bully ray did not really win at lockdown. strip the title and give it back Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: World Wide Cheesehead Championship Belt
22 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 16 October 2013, 07:49Being “The Big Cheese” Paul Kraft you’d better believe that I know cheese when I see it. I mean that both figuratively, and literally with this World Wide Cheesehead Championship Belt I found! It’s made by a company called Foamation. They make those Cheesehead cheese wedge hats you see at Green Bay Packers games. I guess it would be useful if Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Steve Blackman Gold trading card! Oooh, shiny…
16 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 15 October 2013, 02:37Crapper Chris found this beautiful and stunning (okay, it’s really neither of those things but I wanted to class the joint up a bit) Steve Blackman gold trading card on eBay and writes: I have a hard time believing this weird all gold collectors card of The Lethal Weapon Steve Blackman is a real thing. I mean, I know I am Continue Reading...
With the good Lord above as my witness and I am NOT making this up, I thought this said “Future Endeavored.” With it being the Knockouts division, which has been absolutely leveled as of late, you can understand my confusion. I am still confused by one thing, though – why does this bib appear to be absolutely filthy? Are they Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Ric Flair… in Boglin form!
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 October 2013, 00:00I found this Boglin clone of Ric Flair on this blog and had to share. I bet the Boglin is better at managing his money, though. He probably doesn’t have a string of ex-wife Boglins, either… I bet he ate them. Happy Halloween, Crappers!...
Ever wanted to put your left cheek on Miz’s face, or have Great Khali staring at your taint? Got a couple hundred bucks in your pocket? Then this eBay auction has your name all over it! (Unfortunately, your name is sucker.) ...
Someone Bought This: Neon entrance from early WWF “Monday Night Raw” episodes
26 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 23 September 2013, 00:00In January of 1993 for the debut of the (sometimes) live WWF “Monday Night Raw” the WWF wanted to make their show look modern, exciting, and cool! And so, to acomplish they did the most logical, obvious thing… They bought this horribly ugly, garish, and loud neon entrance set decoration featuring about 9 different, clashing colors and the good old Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The Four Horseman shill for Vitamins
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 11 September 2013, 00:00The Four Horseman reveal the amazing secret to their great wrestling ability… VITAMINS! And you could buy them by mail order! Or you could just go to your local grocery store and get the exact same thing for much less money and take it home with you right away. But then they wouldn’t have that awesome Four Horseman logo on them....
Someone Bought This: You can have lunch with WrestleCrap inductee King Mabel!
13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 10 September 2013, 20:14How would you like to have lunch with King Mabel/Viscera/Big Daddy V? Well, you can if you’ll be in Massachusetts on Saturday, September 21st! Click here for all the details. That opportunity seems well worth the asking price to me! It would be really cool to get to talk to him for awhile. I wonder if he likes anchovies on Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Punch-Out! Erm.. I mean “Main Event” video game review
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 03 September 2013, 08:54This is a review of Hulk Hogan’s Main Event for the Xbox 360. It’s basically a bad Wii Punch-Out clone with some minimal Hulk Hogan branding sprinkled over it. Do everything Hogan says, or you lose. You have no control over your destiny. Just like in the TNA locker room, brother! On the other hand, it’s cheap… so if you Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: X-Treme Action Fighters bootleg wrestling figures
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 01 September 2013, 20:58Crapper Billy Jones writes: Long time crapper, first time writer. Found this “Xtreme Action Fighters” wrestling set at a garage sale the other day. Got the whole thing for a buck. As soon as I saw it I knew it was Wrestlecrap bound. Complete with rip off Mystico and Ultimo Dragon. I’m a sucker for knock off wrestling figures, so Continue Reading...