Hulk Hogan shills for his restaurant while his Head Chef cooks shrimp. I’m posting this for a few reasons… 1. Listen to Hulk shill the features of the place! 2. This will be even funnier when the place goes under due to the lousy food. Let’s just say that the reviews of Hulk’s resteraunt have not been kind…...
Category Archives: Someone Bought This
Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.
Someone Bought This: WWF and other wrestling shirts at Hot Topic in 1998
16 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 09 January 2014, 17:32My buddy Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula has a great brand new article up as part of his “Deadsites” series covering things that were offered at the Hot Topic website in 1998 that is well worth checking out! It’s a real time capsule of what was popular and cool back then. I love that someone decided to create and sell an Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Larry Zbyszko WCW Announcer Of The Year Award
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 08 January 2014, 02:30Crapper Paul S. writes: You now can be the proud owner of Larry Zabisco’s 1997 Announcer of the Year Award from WCW Magazine! Wow, and it’s even autographed by The Living Legend himself! I wouldn’t be shocked if someone bought it for the $399.99 asking price. Of course, the award should’ve gone to Bobby Heenan in the first place if Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Bobby Heenan talks about Hulk Hogan vitamins during a Battle Kat match
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 06 January 2014, 02:22Bobby Heenan and Gorilla Monsoon talk about the benefits of Hulk Hogan Vitamins during a (WrestleCrap Inductee) Battle Kat match. So that’s what Hulk took to get such big muscles! Hmm…...
Someone Bought This: Freshen up your stinky car with a WCW Air Freshener or two
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 January 2014, 10:36My old buddy, and my old pal Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula took another one of his amazing TRIPS… to the $.99 store! As always, he found a whole bunch of neat stuff well worth checking out, including these Bill Goldberg and Kevin Nash WCW air fresheners. Look! They have the “Official WCW Licensed Seal”. A what now?! You mean like this? Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Girls dolls and other strange unreleased figures
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 January 2014, 02:00 Today’s entry is a bit of a cheat because… well… nobody bought this! Let me explain. The owner of the WCW Worldwide blog found a collector’s guide to WCW figures and toys (click on that link for his blog entry about it with sample pages). One of the sections in the guide covers unreleased WCW toys (that’s the image above). Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Lord Alfred shills from WWF Stickers, and WWF Superstars shill for Sky Sports
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 01 January 2014, 05:28WWF Superstars want you to watch Sky Sports (some U.K TV channel) and Lord Alfred wants you to buy WWF Superstars stickers! I can just picture Lord Alfred unwinding after a long day at the office with a glass of brandy, pouring over his WWF Sticker album by the fireside....
Someone Bought This: WrestleCrap gives you a chance to sleep with Trish Stratus!
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 28 December 2013, 02:00Yes, Crappers; Finally your dream can come true! We here at WrestleCrap are giving you the chance to sleep with Trish Stratus (or “Patty”, if you prefer)… if you buy this cardboard stand-up of her, that is! Yes; you can sleep with Trish, and help support WrestleCrap by buying her through this link (boy, does that sound bad out of context…). Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania IX Scoreboad Memories custom photo- (Your Name Here) Vs. Hulk Hogan!
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 December 2013, 02:00Crapper Louis Izzo wrote: I was thumbing through an old issue of WWF Magazine (October 1993, to be exact, and don’t you judge me) and came across this full-page advertisement, offering to put a personalized message of you over a crappy picture from what has been consistently labeled by others as the worst WrestleMania ever (XI gets my vote, but Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Gigantic Sid Vicious is coming for you!
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 26 December 2013, 02:02Giant Sid Vicious Vs. Gamera Vs. Godzilla in a three-way hardcore match in downtown Tokyo- THIS MUST HAPPEN!...
Someone Bought This: NWO Souled Out 1997 t-shirt
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 25 December 2013, 04:20You could get this NWO Souled Out 1997 t-shirt on NWOWrestling.com back in 1997 to commemorate one of the worst Pay-Per-Views in wrestling history. Or, you could opt to get the much cooler plain NWO logo t-shirt like everyone else bought. I’m guessing you went for the latter option....
Someone Bought This: Hollywood Hogan Christmas ornament
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 23 December 2013, 02:00The guy who runs the WCW Worldwide blog bought this amazing Hollywood Hogan Christmas ornament featuring Hulk dressed as Santa holding his sack (erm…) and a teddy bear. Yes, it’s sort of a Santa With Muscles commemorative Christmas ornament!...
Someone Bought This: King Kong Bundy + Donkey Kong = Donkey Kong Bundy t-shirt.
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 21 December 2013, 02:00 The geniuses over at Barber Shop Window have created yet another hilarious shirt combining two 80’s icons in Donkey Kong and King Kong Bundy to create Donkey Kong Bundy. Get yours right here! NOTE: WrestleCrap.com has no affiliation with Barber Shop Window and we don’t see any money from the sale of this t-shirt nor any other that you might Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Maven’s WWF contract
18 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 19 December 2013, 02:21Crapper Chris Smith writes: I was just surfing eBay, and I came across Maven’s original WWE contract for sale. I remember you posting about the Tough Enough trophy that was on there a few months ago, and I think whoever bought that should buy this too as it is an almost perfect compliment to that overpriced paperweight! I think $999.99 Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Sunny wants you to buy a book on bar fighting
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 15 December 2013, 02:00Yes, Tammy Sytch (AKA: Sunny) has been reduced to shilling for a book called “Bar-jutso: The American Art Of Bar Fighting” that’s supposed to teach you how to defend yourself should you ever get into a bar fight with some random guy in an attempt to pick up some chick. Honestly; I think the only person who might find this book Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Merry Kissmas from Mickie James! Get your Mickie-kissed ornament today!
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 December 2013, 02:00Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: Not sure if this is an “It Came from Youtube” or a “Someone Bought This”, but I know a certain hobo…or a masked wrestler…..or a dummy….who could enjoy this for Christmas: Oh wow, she kisses them?! Blade will be all over this like green on The Grinch! Get yours now in the Mickie James Store!...
It Came From YouTube: Raw video game Strategies and Secrets with Todd Pettengill and WWF Superstars!
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 03 December 2013, 02:18Todd Pettengill is here with tips and secrets for the WWF Raw video game for the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo. And there are some early clips from the first year or so of Monday Night Raw that are pretty cool. Some are memorable, others… not so much. But that’s not all! Some WWF Superstars have some secret tips, too! Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Wrestlicious (baby!) trailer
21 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 26 November 2013, 00:00Some guy won the lottery and instead of doing something noble or charitable decided to use that money to start up a woman’s wrestling promotion (so yes, Someone Bought This) complete with Jimmy Hart as an on-screen character. If you were trying to make me hate your lame vanity woman’s wrestling promotion, this annoying trailer featuring a lousy song, shoe-horned Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Stro (as in “Maestro) is selling boxers and anything else you might want with his picture on it.
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 25 November 2013, 02:41Christmas is just a month away and we here at WrestleCrap have all your Christmas shopping needs taken care! Remember former WCW wrestler The Maestro? Now he’s just The Stro and you can buy your own The Stro boxers. There’s plenty more stuff in The Stro Store in all sorts of different categories including a thong, women’s pajamas, a Teddy Bear, Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The greatest DVD cover to ever feature a wrestler
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 24 November 2013, 02:24From the Engrish.com blog (er, make that “brog”) I give you an Asian bootleg compilation DVD featuring The Rock on the cover which they decided to call.. well, you see it up there! What; did Vince Russo move to China and start making up bootleg DVD titles or something?! I hope this title doesn’t give those porn parody movie producers any ideas… Be Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Here’s your chance to punch Hulk Hogan right in the face!
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 November 2013, 16:39Have you ever wanted to punch Hulk Hogan right in his stupid face? Sure, we all have! Now you have your chance with this TNA Hulk Hogan bop bag! Pretend you’re Randy Savage circa 1989 and beat Hulk Hogan into a pulp in a jealous rage when you have paranoid delusions about him stealing “your” Miss Elizabeth! Or you could Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Goldberg eats Spree candy
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 19 November 2013, 07:27Goldberg enjoys (?) some Spree Candy which should make you want to go buy some, I guess. I wonder what the director had to tell Bill before he yelled “ACTION!”? “Okay Goldberg, we want you to look shocked, and then smile and nod. Got it?”....
Someone Bought This: The Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie is completely useless.
17 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 17 November 2013, 02:48Now is your chance to own this Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie! It comes complete with “Stone Cold” logo, “Whoop-Ass 101” (I hear Nathaniel did surprisingly well in that class), and for reasons that escape me; random dots in case Pac-Man comes around and wants a light snack. Let’s take a closer look… What I really want to know is Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Anti-Heenan brigade is here, and they have custom t-shirts!
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 13 November 2013, 04:00Lord Alfred interviews some people who are not fans of one Bobby “The Brain” Heenan as evidenced by their “No weasels in neck braces” t-shirts. I just want to know where they got those shirts from. Custom made, I assume? They should’ve sold them in WWE merchandise catalogs....
Someone Bought This: WCW Thunder video game for the Sony Playstation
38 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 13 November 2013, 00:00“WCW Thunder” was released for the Sony Playstation in 1998. It is widely considered one of the worst wrestling games of all time. Its only notable feature are the rants the wrestlers give on the wrestler selection screen: Here’s Joe Gagne’s review of it that sums up the problems nicely. Did any of you Crappers own or play this game? Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling cartoon episode
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 12 November 2013, 00:00Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling was a cartoon that aired for two seasons from 1985 to 1987 on CBS. It featured many WWF Superstars of the era including Hulk Hogan himself. None of the wrestlers provided their own voices for the animated segments and they sound nothing like the actual wrestlers. Well, “Hulk Hogan” sounds a little like him, I Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Right Guard print ad
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 November 2013, 16:41We’ve covered Hulk’s Right Guard commercial before but now you can own this print ad for the deodorant that probably ran in WWF Magazines in 1992. The Amazon listing says it’s a “Unique Gift”. Indeed it is! Why not buy it for yourself or a fellow wrestling fan and help support WrestleCrap in the process? You could even frame it and hang it Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Light up your life with the Wyatt Family lantern
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 06 November 2013, 00:15I like this Wyatt Family lantern because unlike most wrestling merchandise, it has a practical use if the power goes out. It’s also useful if you’re at a WWE show and The Undertaker is coming out in the dark arena and you want to avoid spilling hot nacho cheese from a chip all over your tender crotch region. Or you Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: If you ever wanted to pretend you’re Outback Jack, you’ve got your chance with this LJN figure!
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 02 November 2013, 23:56I found this Outback Jack LJN figure on Figure Realm and I’m just amazed that Outback Jack of all people got his own figure. Someone bought this?! I’m sad that he didn’t come with a little can of shaving cream, a knife, a toy stuffed kangaroo, and some rope so you could re-enact his vignette. ...
Someone Bought This: Andre The Giant’s estate in North Carolina is nice, but missing something…
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 02 November 2013, 20:59Oh sure, it’s a beautiful property and nice land and everything, but… wait a minute! No Honeycomb Hideout treehouse? No sale, bub!...