In celebration of our latest induction (the Johnny B. Badd Vs. Scotty Flamingo Boxing Match!) This isn’t a vintage WCW Johnny B. Badd t-shirt, it’s a newly-produced t-shirt that you can buy right here! WrestleCrap isn’t affiliated with the people who make/sell this shirt. I just thought it was so cool (and topical!) that I had to share it....
Category Archives: Someone Bought This
Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.
Someone Bought This: Freaky Hulk Hogan Puppet Kooler
20 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 May 2014, 02:00I found this Hulk Hogan Puppet Kooler on eBay and I’ve got to be honest Crapper… It’s really freaking me out! It’s just ugly! t looks like some kind of demented puppet that could come to life at any minute and knife me right in the liver! The switch on Puppet Hulk’s back is probably permanently stuck on EVIL. I know what’s up Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The 10 worst and 16 most expensive wrestling DVDs of all time
22 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 27 May 2014, 02:00Wrestling DVD collector extraordinaire (and all around cool dude) Gemni888 (FKA: Gemni686) shows you 10 really bad wrestling DVDs. Also, he shows you the 16 rarest and most expensive WWE DVDs of all time! And yes, of course he owns them all. Wait until you see what it would cost you to buy all 16 of them brand new! Can you believe Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This Classic: nWo Boxer Shorts
20 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Mon, 26 May 2014, 15:00From Fellow Crapper Name Withheld By Request: “Several years ago during the height of the Monday night wars, my mother came back from the store with a very special present. nWo boxer shorts. These are official WCW boxer shorts not a bootleg. They are actually quite comfortable and I wear them often.” RD: I was already to bury you for Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Mystifying WCW ad features… well, you’ll see.
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 26 May 2014, 02:00 From the always interesting WCW Worldwide blog comes this WCW “It’s Out There” ad from 1999 featuring Bill Goldberg trying to jump on a cowboy and his horse. I’m just going to quote from the blog entry for this one: Another one of these ads, another image that makes me scratch my head in pure confusion. Kudos to the Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Photo of Mark Jindrak with a gimmick no one remembers
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 25 May 2014, 02:00Hey, remember when Mark Jindrak had a basketball player gimmick in WCW, and he was called “Basket Case”? Yeah, me neither… He did make it to TV with this gimmick for a few weeks in early 2000 on WCW Saturday Night, but under his real name and not the “Basket Case” name (so I guess it only ended being half as Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This Classic: Matilda Shirt with Blade Braxton
6 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 24 May 2014, 15:00From Jobber of The Week Head Honcho Blade Braxton: “Hey Islanders and Bobby Heenan…just you try to come and kidnap my bitch!!!! Piss on Stephanie McMahon…. …I should’ve been the catalog model!” RD: With that look, you should have been the catalog model…for Gay Biker Bar Monthly....
Someone Bought This: El Gigante comic book style t-shirt
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 24 May 2014, 02:00Another gem from the WCW Worldwide blog, here’s an El Gigante comic book style t-shirt. Well, I’ve got to give them some points for creativity, at least! I hate to be that guy, but there needs to be a period after the word “mad”, and “Who dares to challenge him!” should have a question mark at the end since it’s Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Slammy Award Replica
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 May 2014, 13:00Crapper Cory Schibler submitted this and writes: Forget that replica of the Smoking Skull Belt, pretend you won the most prestigious award ever created… The Slammy! Yes! Now I can re-create my favorite Owen Hart moment of all time! Whoo!...
Someone Bought This: Bad Influence takes on Action Cat and Adventure Bug in an all new comic book. UPDATED!
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 22 May 2014, 16:00Crapper Paul S. writes: TNA tag-team Bad Influence will be appearing in an upcoming issue of Art Baltazar’s “Aw Yeah Comics” featuring a script by Daniels himself. You can read a preview here. I know nothing about these comics (or any comics, for that matter), but Christopher Daniels and Frankie Kazarian will be taking on adorable characters “Action Cat” and “Adventure Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Lovers? Yes, according to this sticker!
13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 19 May 2014, 02:00Crapper Thomas Mossman writes: I work for a printing company in Van Nuys, California, and while at work today, I came across this… It was part of a three-item set of stickers, all labeled “Lovers”. I don’t know the common thread of the pictures, the other two of a couple and a very bloody boxer, respectively. All I do know Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: NWO Wolfpac t-shirt shows their newest member
12 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 16 May 2014, 02:00From the awesome WCW Worldwide blog comes this NWO Wolfpac shirt featuring Tweety Bird (?) in a red Sting mask. “Too Tweet”! I’d buy the shirt for that lame pun, alone. If you’er a girl (or guy?) who’s likes The Wolfpac, Sting, and Tweety Bird, I guess this is just the shirt for you!...
Someone Bought This: Customized Hulk Hogan autographed baseball bat
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 15 May 2014, 15:00While browsing around ShopHulkHogan.com I came across this signed and customized Hulk Hogan baseball bat, listed as an NWO bat. Um, didn’t the NWO use metal baseball bats? Anyway, let’s see how much this sucker will set you back. I’m sure it’s only a couple hundred bucks, right? $10,000?! And there are only two of these customized Hulk Hogan autographed baseball Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Buy Hulk Hogan’s album “Hulk Rules” cheap!
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 14 May 2014, 15:00You Crappers should know about Hulk Hogan’s fantastic, timeless album “Hulk Rules”. Trust me when I tell you it’s a good album- I own it and listen to it every day! (Well, okay more like once every 3 months.. but it’s still awesome). Anyway, it features songs like this touching tribute to… some kid who died… called “Hulkster In Heaven”: Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: This Goldberg toy really sucks… to your window!
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 12 May 2014, 02:00From the often imitated, never duplicated WCW Worldwide blog, here’s a Bill Goldberg Window Crasher suction cup window decoration for your car. I love how he’s holding up a sign like Wile E. Coyote after he’s ran off a cliff, just before he realizes what’s happened and gravity sends him plummeting down thousands of feet. This thing reminds me of Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Linda Hogan wrote an autobiography- for what audience?!
18 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 10 May 2014, 02:00Linda Hogan wrote a book. Let me repeat that- Linda Hogan wrote a book. “About what?!” you maybe asking yourself. Well, apparently it’s a book about herself, and her time being married to Hulk Hogan. You know, Hulk Hogan- the guy she had recently divorced so she could shack up with some (much) younger guy just before she published this book. Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Bill Goldberg Frosted Flakes cereal
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 May 2014, 02:00This is Bill Goldberg cereal. It’s basically Frosted Flakes. Sadly, he is not in fact posing with Tony The Tiger. I hear that each bowl only stays crunchy for about 30 seconds, and then the flakes break and it has to stay on your shelf for 6 months doing nothing but getting even more stale....
Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is A True Champion in this storybook
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 08 May 2014, 15:00Crapper Brian writes: While looking up information about the Disney Adventures Magazine with Hulk Hogan, I stumbled upon this little gem. I’m not 100% if this was just for Hogan because one of the listings has Big Boss Man, Ultimate Warrior, Mr. Perfect, Barbarian, and Bobby “The Brain” Heenan It’s a picture book titled “A True Champion (An Adventure with Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is on the cover of Disney Adventures- and he’s not alone!
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 07 May 2014, 02:00If you’re of a certain age, you probably used to read Disney Adventures Magazine in the 90’s. Here’s the August 1991 issue with Hulk Hogan holding a dinosaurs head the cover and it says “Dinosaurs And Hulk!”. If you’re like me, you’re asking “What in the name of Barry O are they talking about?!” Well, since I don’t have this Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: The greatest WWE Warehouse find so far!
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 05 May 2014, 11:30The second episode of WWE Warehouse features… The Smackdown Fist! Finally, you can learn everything you’ve ever wanted to know about Mae Young’s first son!...
It Came From YouTube: Lazer-tron- a gimmick based on an 80’s toy gun!
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 05 May 2014, 02:00Poor Hector Guerrero… Before he was The Gobbledy Gooker, he was Lazer-Tron in the NWA! The gimmick was based on a popular gun toy called Lazer Tag made in 1986 by Worlds Of Wonder (the same company who made Teddy Ruxpin). The game came with two guns and two targets. You and your friend would grab the guns, and put Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: You can appear with The Undertaker or Bret Hart in a cheesy photo
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 04 May 2014, 02:00 Crapper Louis Izzo writes: A few months ago, I sent in pictures from an issue of WWF Magazine, Summer of 1993, which advertised a weird plaque of WrestleMania IX that would have your name in the marquee. I couldn’t imagine anyone spending money on such an odd looking piece of merchandise, but then I saw this in the November Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: When you hear this song, Linda McMahon is coming to spice things up!
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 03 May 2014, 02:00You may know this song as the WrestleMania song from WrestleMania: The Album (buy your copy today!), but true wrestling fans know that if you take out the vocals and all the sound clips, it magically becomes Linda McMahon’s theme song! Thus ensuring that if you hear this instrumental, you’re sure to be in for some fine robotic “emoting” and Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WCW Talking Sting Mug
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 May 2014, 02:00Bryan (who runs the awesome WCW Worldwide blog) found this goofy WCW Talking Sting Mug (?!). Here’s what he wrote about it on the blog entry: Featuring classic Stinger quips like “UGHHH…” and “I’ll be back”!! Yeah, that just about sums it up. I guess when Sting isn’t threatening the NWO, or constipated, he’s impersonating Arnold Schwarzenegger? This is one of Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Nasty Boys know how to look tough in their own t-shirt
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 30 April 2014, 02:00Another gem from the WCW Worldwide Blog, it’s an early 90’s WCW Nasty Boys t-shirt. Because nothing says “Dangerous, street-tough punks” like an acid-washed t-shirt. This shirt would go perfect with some vintage early 90’s acid-washed jeans and a jean jacket. Oh yeah, and a mullet. Then you’ll be all set to conquer Nastyville in style!...
Someone Bought This: TNA Willow Golf Umbrella
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 26 April 2014, 02:00Crapper Benjamin Trecroci writes: Or at least they think someone will buy it. Wow, it’s not just an umbrella, it’s a golf umbrella! I didn’t think it was possible to look any dumber playing golf, but if you bring this thing with you onto the golf course, then fore-gat about it! I think even The Joker from the 60’s Batman Continue Reading...
Induction: Barry Didinsky – Life’s a pitch, and then you buy an Undertaker jean jacket
58 Submitted by Art0Donnell on Thu, 24 April 2014, 20:00WWF, 1995 Hulk Hogan. Steve Austin. D-Generation X. The nWo. What do they all have in common? All of them generated huge merchandise sales. Also, unfortunately for Vince McMahon, none of these entities were wrestling in the WWF in 1995. So what could a promoter do when none of his stars were exactly raking in the cash at the merch Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Giant Gonzalez Hasbro figure is amazing and it can be yours!
20 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 24 April 2014, 05:26I stumbled upon this Giant Gonzalez Hasbro figure on Amazon. Here’s a picture of the Amazon listing: Several things crossed my mind immediately when I found this wonderful figure: 1. Someone (and possibly several people) at Hasbro and WWE said amongst themselves “Yes! That Giant Gonzalez guy is really going to connect with the kids! We must strike while the iron Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Be just like Hulk Hogan in No Holds Barred with a Rip ‘Em shirt
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 23 April 2014, 02:00Crapper Alan Skinner sent us a message via Facebook and writes: You can get the shirt right here!...
Someone Bought This: Astro Boy, Kinnikuman, Mickey and Donald on cool New Japan shirts!
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 21 April 2014, 02:00Crapper Paul S. writes: Thought the Hello Kitty New Japan shirt was something? Check this shirt featuring Tetsuya Naito being managed by none other than Astro Boy. Also here’s a T-shirt for last year’s G1 Climax featuring Kinnikuman whose toyline was brought to the US twice under the name M.U.S.C.L.E in the 1980s and later “Ultimate Muscle” in 2002. And Continue Reading...