Crapper Billy Jones writes: Long time crapper, first time writer. Found this “Xtreme Action Fighters” wrestling set at a garage sale the other day. Got the whole thing for a buck. As soon as I saw it I knew it was Wrestlecrap bound. Complete with rip off Mystico and Ultimo Dragon. I’m a sucker for knock off wrestling figures, so Continue Reading...
Category Archives: Someone Bought This
Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.
Someone Bought This: Cheap John Cena LCD wristwatch
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 31 August 2013, 23:03Crapper Sean Bateman sent this in and writes: A John Cena LCD watch for $2 at a dollar store? You gotta be kidding me. One of those watches has to be at least $15 at Walmart or at Target That looks like something you’d get for 500 tickets at Chuck E. Cheese, or maybe free in a box of Boo Berry. You can’t see me, but Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: TNA wants how much for an X-Division Championship belt?
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 29 August 2013, 17:44That’s a nice X-Division Championship belt, isn’t it? Do you know how much TNA wants for it? $2000! You think I’m joking? Now, to be fair; it looks like the belt isn’t just a “replica” belt, but an actual copy of the real X-Division title made from the same materials as the real deal (no, not The Real Deal- nobody Continue Reading...
GREATEST SOMEONE BOUGHT THIS EVER!!!!! LOST BEAR FOUND!
39 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Thu, 29 August 2013, 13:00Months ago, I got the following message regarding a Someone Bought This we had done: “I looked up WWE Valentine plush bearon Google, and it lead me to your website. Then I saw it, the exact bear that my 4yr old daughter lost during hurricane Sandy. She has had that bear since she was an infant. My heart breaks every time Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Injured Sin Cara figure comes with arm sling
16 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 August 2013, 13:54Crapper Brian Zacher sent this in. Does include arm sling as pictured (but sadly, no crown). Poor, poor Sin Cara… People have asked me if this is legit. Yes, it’s real and you can get yours right here on Amazon and help support WrestleCrap at the same time....
It Came From YouTube: Body Slam! Super Pro Wrestling video game has a great roster of fake wrestlers
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 August 2013, 13:11Here’s Joe Gagne’s review of “Body Slam! Super Pro Wrestling” on the Intellivision. I’m mostly posting it because I just love the names of the wrestlers on the game’s roster. The game is apparently surprisingly good with some pretty innovative gameplay, despite the wrestlers looking like they came out of Nickelodeon’s “Doug” cartoon....
Someone Bought This: Lego Wrestler (and a lumberjack, too!)
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 25 August 2013, 21:13Crapper Scott Lowry sent this in and writes: You will dig this. Fisher Price toys has this line called Imaginext which is basically the modern version of the Adventure People line from the 70’s-80’s. It includes pirates, knights, ninjas, DC superheroes and Spongebob Squarepants. They just came out with blind-bag Imaginext figures that are generally pretty cool, but don’t exactly Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Razor Ramon Teddy Bear (plus even more Charlie Minn-sanity!)
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 25 August 2013, 16:14This is a two-for-one post- An It Came From YouTube and Someone Bought This all rolled into one! So, since Charlie Minn seems to be such a big hit with you Crappers; I went on YouTube looking for more of him to brighten your day, and here he is! He’s promoting a 1994 Live Event at Madison Square Garden and Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Charlie Minn is insane (but at least he’s wearing a spiffy shirt)
19 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 25 August 2013, 00:00Short-lived WWF interview guy Charlie Minn goes insane on WWF “Action Zone” and plugs the 1994 Survivor Series and a Survivor Series t-shirt (I like the shirt!). Charlie didn’t last very long in the WWF and it’s not hard to see why. ...
Someone Bought This: Guys- Hulk Hogan is interested in your sex life- and your prostate!
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 21 August 2013, 19:41Paul over at Infomercial Hell covers two print ads Hulk Hogan did for an erectile disfunction pill, and a prostate health pill. I’ll let Paul talk about the ads themselves. All I will add is that while prostate health is certainly important, it sure is weird seeing Hulk Hogan interested in mine… Maybe he can loan Angry Jim some of Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Your Choice of 69 Different Old WWE Tickets!
7 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sun, 18 August 2013, 09:00 Sad that you didn’t make it to the 2009 Hell in the Cell? What about Cyber Sunday in 2007? Then we’ve found the auction for you! Your choice of any ONE ticket for just $59! Whaddya waiting for? Get to clickin’! ...
Someone Bought This: WWE takes out a $31,000,000 loan to buy a jet!
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 12 August 2013, 18:27WWE just took out a $31,000,000 loan to buy a brand spankin’ new jet. I wonder what was so wrong with their old jet? Were the cup holders too small? The seats not plush enough? The snack fridge too small? Wouldn’t it have been more financially responsible to the shareholders to buy a used one? Oh well, at least now Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWE Tough Enough 2 Trophy (and Jackie Gayda dress, too!)
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 August 2013, 14:30Crapper Emerson Witner writes: Maybe I am the crazy one, but I cannot imagine anyone wanting to buy not only the trophy for winning Tough Enough 2, but also Jackie’s worn dress. But hey, I will be 600 dollars richer than one person, Wow! I’m surprised no one has bid on this, yet (seriously). I figure someone out there would Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Lanny Poffo loves to ride his Gazelle until he’s all sweaty…
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 August 2013, 07:21TONY: “Have you ever heard of Lanny Poffo?” TONY’S HOT FRIEND: “OH! Wasn’t he The Genius?”. Pffft! What?!! Stop! Stop the commercial! Wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute, here! I need to address this. Crappers; if you walk up to any hot woman (or.. just about any woman; really) and you ask her if she know who Lanny Poffo is; and Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Giant Gonzalez’s fur bodysuit from SummerSlam 1993 (does come with grime spots as pictured).
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 August 2013, 07:45Crapper Nick Blankenship writes: I put this up on the craphole and figured I should send it in: Giant Gonzalez’s infamous bodysuit, complete with veiny man boobs and ass crack. Oh, wow! That is outstanding! And it’s even signed “El Gigante” and complete with Gonzalez sweat! What more could you ask for?! I can’t believe such a shining example of Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWE is now selling a Wyatt Family Sheep Mask. Oh, the irony…
17 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 01 August 2013, 08:05The irony of the WWE selling this mask to hordes of fans based on a gimmick of like-minded cultists who are all about group-think (while still claiming to be individuals, of course) spouting mindless nonsense is simply stunning. “We here in the WWE Marketing Department think you fans are a bunch of mindless sheep, and we’ll prove it by mass-marketing this sheep Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: WWF SummerSlam 1993 live hotline call gets awkward
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 31 July 2013, 00:00Presenting a very uncomfortable moment from SummerSlam 1993 showing what happens when a fan calls the SummerSlam Hotline and gets the “privilege” of being put live over the air to ask a wrestler a question. So, the lucky caller decides to ask The Undertaker what he thinks of Jake “The Snake” Roberts turning on him, and what he thinks of Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: AWA figures and ring toy commercial
14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 24 July 2013, 17:08Crapper Paul S. writes: I do love these kids went to the expense of having a ring announcer and color commentary. This is great! Simple, but effective. It says “These kids are having fun with the figures- you and your friends will, too!”. Thanks, Paul! Did/do any of you Crappers have any AWA figures in your collections?...
Someone Bought This: WWF rigs their voting hotline to steal fans’ money
14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 24 July 2013, 00:00On the November 8th, 1993 live Monday Night Raw show, the WWF announced that fans could pick Quebecer Pierre’s opponent for the main event for the November 15th by voting via a 1-900 number. I don’t know how much the call cost, but let’s say it was $2.99. The choices fans could pick from were: The 1-2-3 Kid Marty Jannetty Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WCW/NWO “Choose A Side” Yo-Yo.
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 23 July 2013, 12:02Crapper Cory Schibler writes: Someone bought this… and it was me! Found this old WCW choose your side yoyo in a thrift store in Carmine,Tx. I knew immediately I had to add it to my wrestling collection. I mean, just look at it! WCW! NWO! Both NWOs! I can support both in one simple toy!! But what if the side Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWE HLA (Hot Lesbian Action) t-shirts- the very definition of “tacky”.
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 22 July 2013, 00:00Crapper Pete Staiano found these two WWE HLA (Hot Lesbian Action) t-shirts from the early 2000’s on eBay, and on an old archived WWE.com page. This is an example of a catch phrase that never caught on, and I’m sure it’s something the modern day family-frinedly WWE hopes you don’t remember. But that’s why we’re here, folks! It was also a Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: A signed Jeff Jarrett guitar is on sale! Want it personalized? That will cost you, pal!
19 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 20 July 2013, 23:21 Crapper Jim Venzke writes: I saw this and Wrestlecrap came to mind immediately… an autographed Jeff Jarrett guitar!!! MSRP: $349.99, but it can now be yours for $59.99 (83% off!!!). Throw in an extra $20 and JJ will go over to the TNA warehouse and personalize it for you… I can’t believe that Jeff is still desperately clinging to Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Strike Force loves Hostess Potato Chips- and free WWF stickers, too!
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 20 July 2013, 00:52This commercial for Hostess Potato Chips aired in Canada in early 1988 to promote WWF WrestleMania IV (oh, and also to promote Hostess Chips, of course!). In it, the scheming (and hungry… but mostly scheming) Strike Force steals Mean Gene Okerlund’s delicious Hostess Chips. And even worse, they also got the WWF sticker that’s inside the bag! And remember, Strike Force Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWF World Wildlife Fund parody shirt
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 17 July 2013, 00:00Oh my! It’s pure Panda-monium in this week’s Someone Bought This! A little over a decade ago The World Wildlife Fund sued the World Wrestling Federation for using the abbreviation “WWF”. The World Wildlife Fund won the lawsuit and the WWF (wrestling company) had to change their name to World Wrestling Entertainment. Then someone decided to make this oh-so clever shirt for Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Feel The Power Of The Ultimate Warrior…. in video game form!
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 16 July 2013, 00:00Crapper Brian Jacobs sent in this amazing montage of every video game The Ultimate Warrior has appeared in! He writes: He does video game videos but also occasionally does ones involving pro wrestling like this music video recapping every Ultimate Warrior video game appearance he could fit in the video! Enjoy! Truly the Power Of The Warrior surges strongly through Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: WWE 2K14 commercial featuring The Ultimate Warrior!!!
37 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 15 July 2013, 09:33Awesome. What more could I possibly say about this commercial?...
It Came From YouTube: John Cena “Bad, Bad Man” music video parodies The A-Team
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 13 July 2013, 00:00Crapper E-Squared writes: I don’t know if you have posted this and I know that Cena’s album was inducted already, but I felt like submitting this. I remember when Cena’s album was promoted on Raw and Smackdown and how this was shown on Smackdown back in the day. I noticed that the video was a parody of The A-Team, but Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: John Cena lawn gnomes
20 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 13 July 2013, 00:00 Crapper Zane Pasley sent in this John Cena Garden Gnomes. You might the able to still find them on the WWE Shop website. They get 100 points for creativity, minus 10,000 points for creepiness. Snow White would be so disappointed that her dwarf friends are all Cena marks....
Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Fragrances For Men cologne promotional t-shirt
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 July 2013, 16:51Crapper Pete Staiano found this WCW Nitro Fragrances cologne promotional t-shirt and sent the link my way. In 1999 WCW commissioned “WCW Nitro Cologne” (which we’ve covered here before) and “WCW Nitro Perfume” and this t-shirt was somehow used as a promotional tool to promote the cologne. I’m not exactly sure who was supposed to wear this. Employees at WCW events? People Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WCW Monday Nitro Denim Jacket
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 11 July 2013, 00:00While cruising around The Internet Archives’ Wayback Machine, I came across the WCWwrestling.com store as it appeared in 1997. It featured this WCW Monday Nitro Denim Jacket. What better way than a jean jacket to have have the hip new style of 1987 in 1997? And hey; how could you pass it up for the bargain price of just $95?...