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Category Archives: Someone Bought This
Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.
Someone Bought This: WWE takes out a $31,000,000 loan to buy a jet!
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 12 August 2013, 18:27WWE just took out a $31,000,000 loan to buy a brand spankin’ new jet. I wonder what was so wrong with their old jet? Were the cup holders too small? The seats not plush enough? The snack fridge too small? Wouldn’t it have been more financially responsible to the shareholders to buy a used one? Oh well, at least now Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWE Tough Enough 2 Trophy (and Jackie Gayda dress, too!)
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 August 2013, 14:30Crapper Emerson Witner writes: Maybe I am the crazy one, but I cannot imagine anyone wanting to buy not only the trophy for winning Tough Enough 2, but also Jackie’s worn dress. But hey, I will be 600 dollars richer than one person, Wow! I’m surprised no one has bid on this, yet (seriously). I figure someone out there would Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Lanny Poffo loves to ride his Gazelle until he’s all sweaty…
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 August 2013, 07:21TONY: “Have you ever heard of Lanny Poffo?” TONY’S HOT FRIEND: “OH! Wasn’t he The Genius?”. Pffft! What?!! Stop! Stop the commercial! Wait just a cotton-pickin’ minute, here! I need to address this. Crappers; if you walk up to any hot woman (or.. just about any woman; really) and you ask her if she know who Lanny Poffo is; and Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Giant Gonzalez’s fur bodysuit from SummerSlam 1993 (does come with grime spots as pictured).
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 August 2013, 07:45Crapper Nick Blankenship writes: I put this up on the craphole and figured I should send it in: Giant Gonzalez’s infamous bodysuit, complete with veiny man boobs and ass crack. Oh, wow! That is outstanding! And it’s even signed “El Gigante” and complete with Gonzalez sweat! What more could you ask for?! I can’t believe such a shining example of Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWE is now selling a Wyatt Family Sheep Mask. Oh, the irony…
17 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 01 August 2013, 08:05The irony of the WWE selling this mask to hordes of fans based on a gimmick of like-minded cultists who are all about group-think (while still claiming to be individuals, of course) spouting mindless nonsense is simply stunning. “We here in the WWE Marketing Department think you fans are a bunch of mindless sheep, and we’ll prove it by mass-marketing this sheep Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: WWF SummerSlam 1993 live hotline call gets awkward
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 31 July 2013, 00:00Presenting a very uncomfortable moment from SummerSlam 1993 showing what happens when a fan calls the SummerSlam Hotline and gets the “privilege” of being put live over the air to ask a wrestler a question. So, the lucky caller decides to ask The Undertaker what he thinks of Jake “The Snake” Roberts turning on him, and what he thinks of Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: AWA figures and ring toy commercial
14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 24 July 2013, 17:08Crapper Paul S. writes: I do love these kids went to the expense of having a ring announcer and color commentary. This is great! Simple, but effective. It says “These kids are having fun with the figures- you and your friends will, too!”. Thanks, Paul! Did/do any of you Crappers have any AWA figures in your collections?...
Someone Bought This: WWF rigs their voting hotline to steal fans’ money
14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 24 July 2013, 00:00On the November 8th, 1993 live Monday Night Raw show, the WWF announced that fans could pick Quebecer Pierre’s opponent for the main event for the November 15th by voting via a 1-900 number. I don’t know how much the call cost, but let’s say it was $2.99. The choices fans could pick from were: The 1-2-3 Kid Marty Jannetty Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WCW/NWO “Choose A Side” Yo-Yo.
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 23 July 2013, 12:02Crapper Cory Schibler writes: Someone bought this… and it was me! Found this old WCW choose your side yoyo in a thrift store in Carmine,Tx. I knew immediately I had to add it to my wrestling collection. I mean, just look at it! WCW! NWO! Both NWOs! I can support both in one simple toy!! But what if the side Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWE HLA (Hot Lesbian Action) t-shirts- the very definition of “tacky”.
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 22 July 2013, 00:00Crapper Pete Staiano found these two WWE HLA (Hot Lesbian Action) t-shirts from the early 2000’s on eBay, and on an old archived WWE.com page. This is an example of a catch phrase that never caught on, and I’m sure it’s something the modern day family-frinedly WWE hopes you don’t remember. But that’s why we’re here, folks! It was also a Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: A signed Jeff Jarrett guitar is on sale! Want it personalized? That will cost you, pal!
19 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 20 July 2013, 23:21 Crapper Jim Venzke writes: I saw this and Wrestlecrap came to mind immediately… an autographed Jeff Jarrett guitar!!! MSRP: $349.99, but it can now be yours for $59.99 (83% off!!!). Throw in an extra $20 and JJ will go over to the TNA warehouse and personalize it for you… I can’t believe that Jeff is still desperately clinging to Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Strike Force loves Hostess Potato Chips- and free WWF stickers, too!
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 20 July 2013, 00:52This commercial for Hostess Potato Chips aired in Canada in early 1988 to promote WWF WrestleMania IV (oh, and also to promote Hostess Chips, of course!). In it, the scheming (and hungry… but mostly scheming) Strike Force steals Mean Gene Okerlund’s delicious Hostess Chips. And even worse, they also got the WWF sticker that’s inside the bag! And remember, Strike Force Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WWF World Wildlife Fund parody shirt
7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 17 July 2013, 00:00Oh my! It’s pure Panda-monium in this week’s Someone Bought This! A little over a decade ago The World Wildlife Fund sued the World Wrestling Federation for using the abbreviation “WWF”. The World Wildlife Fund won the lawsuit and the WWF (wrestling company) had to change their name to World Wrestling Entertainment. Then someone decided to make this oh-so clever shirt for Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Feel The Power Of The Ultimate Warrior…. in video game form!
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 16 July 2013, 00:00Crapper Brian Jacobs sent in this amazing montage of every video game The Ultimate Warrior has appeared in! He writes: He does video game videos but also occasionally does ones involving pro wrestling like this music video recapping every Ultimate Warrior video game appearance he could fit in the video! Enjoy! Truly the Power Of The Warrior surges strongly through Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: WWE 2K14 commercial featuring The Ultimate Warrior!!!
37 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 15 July 2013, 09:33Awesome. What more could I possibly say about this commercial?...
It Came From YouTube: John Cena “Bad, Bad Man” music video parodies The A-Team
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 13 July 2013, 00:00Crapper E-Squared writes: I don’t know if you have posted this and I know that Cena’s album was inducted already, but I felt like submitting this. I remember when Cena’s album was promoted on Raw and Smackdown and how this was shown on Smackdown back in the day. I noticed that the video was a parody of The A-Team, but Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: John Cena lawn gnomes
20 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 13 July 2013, 00:00 Crapper Zane Pasley sent in this John Cena Garden Gnomes. You might the able to still find them on the WWE Shop website. They get 100 points for creativity, minus 10,000 points for creepiness. Snow White would be so disappointed that her dwarf friends are all Cena marks....
Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro Fragrances For Men cologne promotional t-shirt
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 July 2013, 16:51Crapper Pete Staiano found this WCW Nitro Fragrances cologne promotional t-shirt and sent the link my way. In 1999 WCW commissioned “WCW Nitro Cologne” (which we’ve covered here before) and “WCW Nitro Perfume” and this t-shirt was somehow used as a promotional tool to promote the cologne. I’m not exactly sure who was supposed to wear this. Employees at WCW events? People Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: WCW Monday Nitro Denim Jacket
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 11 July 2013, 00:00While cruising around The Internet Archives’ Wayback Machine, I came across the WCWwrestling.com store as it appeared in 1997. It featured this WCW Monday Nitro Denim Jacket. What better way than a jean jacket to have have the hip new style of 1987 in 1997? And hey; how could you pass it up for the bargain price of just $95?...
It Came From YouTube: Doink gets a Christmas gift from Santa Claus- viewers hope he kept the gift receipt
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 06 July 2013, 00:00Santa Claus showed up on a December 1993 episode of WWF Wrestling Challenge. And that’s not all- he has a special gift for Doink The Clown! Boy, oh boy!(™ Nathaniel) What could it possibly be?! A copy of Dusty Rhodes’ autobiography? The Beatles’ “Live At The BBC” on CD? A 148 count box of delicious Smoothie Cups? Well, no; unfortunatley Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Ultimate Warrior Satin Jacket (resists evil black goo stains)
14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 03 July 2013, 00:00“Paying too much for a satin wrestling jacket doesn’t make the world work!!!” I just love the over-the-top quality of the artwork on the back of this thing. You will recall that this is the jacket The Ultimate Warrior was wearing when the evil black goo started coming out of his head thanks to Papa Shango’s voodoo curse. Don’t let Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Spoony reviews Hulk Hogan’s Santa With Muscles
1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 02 July 2013, 00:00I can’t embed this one, but here’s Spoony’s hilarious review of Hulk Hogan’s Santa With Muscles. You can buy the movie here....
It Came From YouTube: John Cena punches a lime in his first Fruity Pebbles commercial
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 24 June 2013, 00:00Things I learned from this brief commercial for Fruity Pebbles featuring John Cena: 1. John Cena absolutely hates limes (“Too many limes! Too many limes!”) and will punch any that come anywhere near him while he’s trying to enjoy breakfast. 2. The people at Post knew that just having John Cena appear in the commercial, mug to the camera, and Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: “If You Only Knew” music video reenacted with LJN figures
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 23 June 2013, 00:00Crapper Sean Bateman sent in this clip of someone using LJN figures to recreate the “If They Only Knew” music video from “Piledriver: THe Wrestling Album 2”. He writes: at least this is is better than the actual music video I don’t know, that original video is pretty cool… Thanks, Sean!...
it Came From YouTube: Macho Man Randy Savage “Be A Man” rap album commercial
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 June 2013, 00:00Crapper Sean Bateman sent in this commercial for Macho Man Randy Savage’s “Be A Man” rap album. Thanks, Sean!...
Someone Bought This: WCW Vs. NWO: World Tour costs how much?!
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 19 June 2013, 00:00If you were to order WCW Vs. NWO: World Tour for the Nintendo 64 directly from the WCW Merchandise Catalog, you’d have to pay $69.95+ $8.95 for shipping and handling (I think… it’s hard to make out the shipping and handling rate in the video). So, you could hand over a grand total $78.90 to WCW just for this game… Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: With the Mark Henry dog collar and dog leash, you too can have The World’s Strongest Dog!
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 15 June 2013, 17:00Crapper Sean writes: So WWEshop is now selling dog collars for your canine friends. The ones they have include The Rock, CM Punk, Miz, and Ryback, but my favorite has to be this one though: The Mark Henry Dog Collar and Leash. Notice that as opposed to a barbel it’s a bone and as opposed to WSM it’s WSD for Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Booker T stars in Hungry Man Dinner commercials
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 15 June 2013, 00:00Crapper Brian Jacobs writes: I ran into these silly Booker T Hungry Man ads while hearing it of all things used on a sports podcast I listen to weekly. Enjoy! I just love these commercials so much. “Honey, I home!”. Booker is just awesome acting in these. Thanks, Brian!...
Someone Bought This: You too can be an R.D Reynolds Guy with this t-shirt!
14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 June 2013, 10:55You can show your support for our fearless leader with this stylish “I’m An R.D Reynolds Guy” t-shirt! Buy yours now while supplies last....