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Category Archives: Someone Bought This
Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.
Someone Bought This: NWO Souled Out 1997 t-shirt
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 25 December 2013, 04:20You could get this NWO Souled Out 1997 t-shirt on NWOWrestling.com back in 1997 to commemorate one of the worst Pay-Per-Views in wrestling history. Or, you could opt to get the much cooler plain NWO logo t-shirt like everyone else bought. I’m guessing you went for the latter option....
Someone Bought This: Hollywood Hogan Christmas ornament
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 23 December 2013, 02:00The guy who runs the WCW Worldwide blog bought this amazing Hollywood Hogan Christmas ornament featuring Hulk dressed as Santa holding his sack (erm…) and a teddy bear. Yes, it’s sort of a Santa With Muscles commemorative Christmas ornament!...
Someone Bought This: King Kong Bundy + Donkey Kong = Donkey Kong Bundy t-shirt.
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 21 December 2013, 02:00 The geniuses over at Barber Shop Window have created yet another hilarious shirt combining two 80’s icons in Donkey Kong and King Kong Bundy to create Donkey Kong Bundy. Get yours right here! NOTE: WrestleCrap.com has no affiliation with Barber Shop Window and we don’t see any money from the sale of this t-shirt nor any other that you might Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Maven’s WWF contract
18 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 19 December 2013, 02:21Crapper Chris Smith writes: I was just surfing eBay, and I came across Maven’s original WWE contract for sale. I remember you posting about the Tough Enough trophy that was on there a few months ago, and I think whoever bought that should buy this too as it is an almost perfect compliment to that overpriced paperweight! I think $999.99 Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Sunny wants you to buy a book on bar fighting
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 15 December 2013, 02:00Yes, Tammy Sytch (AKA: Sunny) has been reduced to shilling for a book called “Bar-jutso: The American Art Of Bar Fighting” that’s supposed to teach you how to defend yourself should you ever get into a bar fight with some random guy in an attempt to pick up some chick. Honestly; I think the only person who might find this book Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Merry Kissmas from Mickie James! Get your Mickie-kissed ornament today!
2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 December 2013, 02:00Crapper Ezenwa Anyanwu writes: Not sure if this is an “It Came from Youtube” or a “Someone Bought This”, but I know a certain hobo…or a masked wrestler…..or a dummy….who could enjoy this for Christmas: Oh wow, she kisses them?! Blade will be all over this like green on The Grinch! Get yours now in the Mickie James Store!...
It Came From YouTube: Raw video game Strategies and Secrets with Todd Pettengill and WWF Superstars!
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 03 December 2013, 02:18Todd Pettengill is here with tips and secrets for the WWF Raw video game for the Sega Genesis and Super Nintendo. And there are some early clips from the first year or so of Monday Night Raw that are pretty cool. Some are memorable, others… not so much. But that’s not all! Some WWF Superstars have some secret tips, too! Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Wrestlicious (baby!) trailer
21 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 26 November 2013, 00:00Some guy won the lottery and instead of doing something noble or charitable decided to use that money to start up a woman’s wrestling promotion (so yes, Someone Bought This) complete with Jimmy Hart as an on-screen character. If you were trying to make me hate your lame vanity woman’s wrestling promotion, this annoying trailer featuring a lousy song, shoe-horned Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Stro (as in “Maestro) is selling boxers and anything else you might want with his picture on it.
3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 25 November 2013, 02:41Christmas is just a month away and we here at WrestleCrap have all your Christmas shopping needs taken care! Remember former WCW wrestler The Maestro? Now he’s just The Stro and you can buy your own The Stro boxers. There’s plenty more stuff in The Stro Store in all sorts of different categories including a thong, women’s pajamas, a Teddy Bear, Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The greatest DVD cover to ever feature a wrestler
11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 24 November 2013, 02:24From the Engrish.com blog (er, make that “brog”) I give you an Asian bootleg compilation DVD featuring The Rock on the cover which they decided to call.. well, you see it up there! What; did Vince Russo move to China and start making up bootleg DVD titles or something?! I hope this title doesn’t give those porn parody movie producers any ideas… Be Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Here’s your chance to punch Hulk Hogan right in the face!
15 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 November 2013, 16:39Have you ever wanted to punch Hulk Hogan right in his stupid face? Sure, we all have! Now you have your chance with this TNA Hulk Hogan bop bag! Pretend you’re Randy Savage circa 1989 and beat Hulk Hogan into a pulp in a jealous rage when you have paranoid delusions about him stealing “your” Miss Elizabeth! Or you could Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Goldberg eats Spree candy
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 19 November 2013, 07:27Goldberg enjoys (?) some Spree Candy which should make you want to go buy some, I guess. I wonder what the director had to tell Bill before he yelled “ACTION!”? “Okay Goldberg, we want you to look shocked, and then smile and nod. Got it?”....
Someone Bought This: The Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie is completely useless.
17 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 17 November 2013, 02:48Now is your chance to own this Stone Cold Steve Austin necktie! It comes complete with “Stone Cold” logo, “Whoop-Ass 101” (I hear Nathaniel did surprisingly well in that class), and for reasons that escape me; random dots in case Pac-Man comes around and wants a light snack. Let’s take a closer look… What I really want to know is Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: The Anti-Heenan brigade is here, and they have custom t-shirts!
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 13 November 2013, 04:00Lord Alfred interviews some people who are not fans of one Bobby “The Brain” Heenan as evidenced by their “No weasels in neck braces” t-shirts. I just want to know where they got those shirts from. Custom made, I assume? They should’ve sold them in WWE merchandise catalogs....
Someone Bought This: WCW Thunder video game for the Sony Playstation
38 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 13 November 2013, 00:00“WCW Thunder” was released for the Sony Playstation in 1998. It is widely considered one of the worst wrestling games of all time. Its only notable feature are the rants the wrestlers give on the wrestler selection screen: Here’s Joe Gagne’s review of it that sums up the problems nicely. Did any of you Crappers own or play this game? Continue Reading...
It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling cartoon episode
6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 12 November 2013, 00:00Hulk Hogan’s Rock ‘n’ Wrestling was a cartoon that aired for two seasons from 1985 to 1987 on CBS. It featured many WWF Superstars of the era including Hulk Hogan himself. None of the wrestlers provided their own voices for the animated segments and they sound nothing like the actual wrestlers. Well, “Hulk Hogan” sounds a little like him, I Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Right Guard print ad
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 November 2013, 16:41We’ve covered Hulk’s Right Guard commercial before but now you can own this print ad for the deodorant that probably ran in WWF Magazines in 1992. The Amazon listing says it’s a “Unique Gift”. Indeed it is! Why not buy it for yourself or a fellow wrestling fan and help support WrestleCrap in the process? You could even frame it and hang it Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Light up your life with the Wyatt Family lantern
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 06 November 2013, 00:15I like this Wyatt Family lantern because unlike most wrestling merchandise, it has a practical use if the power goes out. It’s also useful if you’re at a WWE show and The Undertaker is coming out in the dark arena and you want to avoid spilling hot nacho cheese from a chip all over your tender crotch region. Or you Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: If you ever wanted to pretend you’re Outback Jack, you’ve got your chance with this LJN figure!
9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 02 November 2013, 23:56I found this Outback Jack LJN figure on Figure Realm and I’m just amazed that Outback Jack of all people got his own figure. Someone bought this?! I’m sad that he didn’t come with a little can of shaving cream, a knife, a toy stuffed kangaroo, and some rope so you could re-enact his vignette. ...
Someone Bought This: Andre The Giant’s estate in North Carolina is nice, but missing something…
4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 02 November 2013, 20:59Oh sure, it’s a beautiful property and nice land and everything, but… wait a minute! No Honeycomb Hideout treehouse? No sale, bub!...
Someone Bought This: Dennis Rodman NWO t-shirt
10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 November 2013, 21:17Dennis Rodman used to be a famous basketball player. He was known for doing “crazy” things like dying his hair every color of the rainbow, and wearing eyeshadow and women’s clothing. He was real “bad boy” (or so he wanted us to believe). He also used to be in the NWO for reasons which still elude me to this day. Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Shawn Michaels pre-paid Visa cards
17 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 November 2013, 13:23You can now have your choice of one of four Shawn Michaels Pre-Paid Visa Cards. It’s never too early to start your Christmas shopping, Crappers! Doesn’t Shawn look spiffy in his “Larry The Cable Guy Goes Country” Halloween costume from yesterday?...
Someone Bought This: 3 Count t-shirt is oh so clever.
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 31 October 2013, 13:47From an archived version of the WCWGear.com site circa late 2000, here’s a 3 Count t-shirt. Note the “witty” sexual double-entendre on the back of the shirt. I have a feeling Vince Russo came up with that. Just a hunch…...
Someone Bought This: Barry Horowitz was immortalized on a t-shirt and we have proof!
5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 31 October 2013, 05:14Crapper Sean Bateman found me a picture of the infamous Barry Horowitz t-shirt and writes: The rumours are true! Barry Horowitz t-shirts do exist! You’d better believe it! I remember WWE hawking these after he beat Skip in 1995 and had his most successful year ever in the WWE. Give yourself a big ol’ Horowitz-sized pat on the back for Continue Reading...
CONTEST: Guess RD’s Halloween Costume, Win Archive Access!
82 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 30 October 2013, 17:00Hey hey, fellow Crappers! It’s your old buddy and your old pal, RD Reynolds as I prepare for tomorrow night’s Halloween festivities. I was scratching my follically challenged cranium as to what to go as this year, so I ventured off to the local Halloween pop up shop to see what was on offer. Join me, shall you? Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Ugly WWE toys from Burger King
8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 23 October 2013, 04:00These are some really creepy looking WWE toys offered in Burger King kids meals in 2010. They’re kind of like the old WWF Wrestling Buddies… except they’re a lot smaller, and even more hideous. Oh yeah, and they talk (or in The Undertaker’s case, play music). Imagine being a parent, buying a kids meal for your child, and they play Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: How could the XFL have failed? Find out in this book!
25 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 20 October 2013, 17:55We’ve covered the WWE’s failed football league the XFL in an induction before here on WrestleCrap, but this book “Long Bomb” explains just how Vince McMahon came up with the idea, what went so very, very wrong with the league, and why it only lasted one season. It’s out of print, but used and new copies are readily available on Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan Costume That Makes One Fan Incredibly Angry…I Think
19 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Sat, 19 October 2013, 09:00I was just looking for a Halloween outfit, and stumbled upon this: No big deal, right? Just a Hulk Hogan kids costume. But it gets an rather inexplicable TWO-STAR Review (two stars????) from kenny in livingstone, nj! And I quote: “kenny (livingston n.j) 3/11/2013 10:24 PM bully ray did not really win at lockdown. strip the title and give it back Continue Reading...
Someone Bought This: World Wide Cheesehead Championship Belt
22 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 16 October 2013, 07:49Being “The Big Cheese” Paul Kraft you’d better believe that I know cheese when I see it. I mean that both figuratively, and literally with this World Wide Cheesehead Championship Belt I found! It’s made by a company called Foamation. They make those Cheesehead cheese wedge hats you see at Green Bay Packers games. I guess it would be useful if Continue Reading...