Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone MADE This: A child, Legos, and Ken Patera!

11 Submitted by on Wed, 09 August 2017, 23:16
Fellow Crapper Jeff B writes:  “RD, here’s something that you helped inspire: Hungry Ken Patera’s Playset. Hilariously, my eight-year old daughter enjoys some of the late 80s wrestling stories I tell her. So we came up with the idea of bringing Ken’s infamous moment to life with one of my old figures. Izzy came up with the idea of the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Bret Hart cereal

21 Submitted by on Sun, 30 July 2017, 04:00
In 2000 WCW released three different cereals with Sting, Goldberg, and Bret Hart. With this Bret Hart variety you just pour some ice cold milk into it and it goes “Snap! Crackle! Whine!”. All the pink cereal box really does is remind me of Punch Crunch cereal which featured Gay Popeye in Hippo form (!) as a mascot shilling unashamedly Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The NWO talking Sting bop bag says really stupid things when you hit him!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 28 July 2017, 02:00
Crapper Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found this talking NWO Sting Battlin’ Bop Bag! Yes, now you too can punch Sting square in his stupid lobster-face mush! Bryan has this to say… Featuring the classic Sting lines like “aaahhhh!” and “I’m the Stinger and I’ll sting ya!” “Haauuuhhh!”? What kind of sound is that?! Does Sting need more fiber Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Creepy WWF toddler dolls

3 Submitted by on Fri, 21 July 2017, 02:00
We’ve featured the Stone Cold Steve Austin porcelain baby doll before, but they actually made more of these hideous abominations! They made toddler dolls of Chyna and The Rock! Who on Earth are these supposed to appeal to?! Li’l Chyna is particularly disturbing considering her physique at the time and the train -wreck she turned into. What’s next? A Li’l Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Iron Sheik alarm clock App

4 Submitted by on Fri, 07 July 2017, 02:00
Crapper Sean Bateman writes: I do not know if it is still selling on iTunes, but the person behind the voice of Lois from Family Guy loves it. If you get it, respect the Legend. “Number One App in The iTunes Store Or Go Fuck Yourself”? Did WrestleCrap Radio’s own Angry Jim come up with the marketing campaign for this?...
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Someone Bought This: Paul E. Dangerously gets into the 4th Of July patriotic spirit!

13 Submitted by on Tue, 04 July 2017, 02:00
HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY, CRAPPERS! To celebrate, I present this promotional photo of Paul E. Dangerously (yes, that’s Paul Heyman) in festive Uncle Sam outfit, complete with gigantic early-90’s cell phone. The photo comes from the April 1993 edition of Inside Wrestling, courtesy of Bryan’s always outstanding WCW Worldwide blog! Bryan writes in the blog entry for this photo… The only Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: UWF cookies!

6 Submitted by on Wed, 28 June 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: What wrestling fan couldn’t resist a “Dr. Death Steve Willaims Oatmeal Pina Colada” cookie? Particularly in one with less appealing packaging than found at your children’s bakesale. This commercial also mentions a new cookie coming soon called “The Herbie” which I can assume is covered in a white dust that isn’t powdered sugar. But can they Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Stone Cold Metal is as soft as aluminum foil

8 Submitted by on Fri, 02 June 2017, 02:00
Stone Cold Metal is a compilation of metal/rock songs apparently approved by Stone Cold Steve Austin himself! Boy, oh boy! Let’s take a look at the track listing: Song Band Rock You Like a Hurricane Scorpions God of Thunder Kiss Balls To The Wall Accept Perfect Strangers Deep Purple Breaking The Chains Dokken Dreams I’ll Never See Molly Hatchet Stranglehold Ted Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Minimalist Bret Hart and Bob Backlund shirt

4 Submitted by on Fri, 26 May 2017, 02:00
Crapper Drew Bludd writes: I don’t know if you ever covered this before in Someone Bought This but this “less-is-more”, minimalist and very, very shitty WWF New Generation T-shirt always seemed a little familiar to me…. Hey, how about that New Generation youngster Bob Backlund He was a spry 40 years old at the time. What you can’t see is that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Poorly timed Sean Waltman “New Weed Order” shirt

4 Submitted by on Sat, 20 May 2017, 11:07
Crapper Paul S. writes: So Sean Waltman was recently arrested for possession of marijuana and meth with intent to sell. Two weeks later Pro Wrestling Tees releases a new official Sean Waltman shirt that says “New Weed Order” with a hemp leaf on it. Great timing! Like I know next to nothing about the law but I think any prosecutor Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: You Can Own The House of Horrors!

7 Submitted by on Tue, 02 May 2017, 07:34
Ever wanted to own a piece of WWE history? How about some WrestleCrap? Now you too can fight your foes in the actual House of Horrors! Seriously, it’s for sale.  Here’s the link! And thanks to the folks at Deadspin for the link back to us at the end of the article!...
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Someone Bought This: WCW / NWO Looney Tunes merchandise

11 Submitted by on Tue, 18 April 2017, 15:15
My buddy Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog just put up a great article and photo gallery all about WCW and NWO Looney Tunes merchandise. I particularly like this WCW Tax “No Turning Back” shirt because as The Death Of WCW book illustrated, once WCW started sliding downhill there really was no turning back! TAZ HATE WATER BAD WRESTLING! ...
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Someone Bought This: A talking Roddy Piper figure with one major issue…

17 Submitted by on Mon, 27 March 2017, 22:12
R.D just sent this video to me with the following email: FROM: R.D Reynolds. TO: The Big Cheese Paul Kraft. SUBJET: please post and sticky this asap Sweet Christmas. This is legit the worst ever. So I knew it had to be something really awful… Yikes! You weren’t kidding, boss! Okay, I get that since he’s dead they can’t bring Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: If you got this trading card, you really struck out!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 10 March 2017, 02:00
Crapper Douglas Conti found an Abe “Knuckleball” Schwartz (!!!) trading card! He writes: Even I, who bought cards of Trent Knight and CougarJay, refuse to pay for this one. Oh wow, they just gave anybody a trading card, didn’t they? I like the prominent ICOPRO logo in the background. Yes, apparently even fake baseball players used enhancement supplements…...
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