Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: Steve Austin and The Undertaker walkie-talkies

5 Submitted by on Fri, 04 May 2018, 02:00
It’s Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Undertaker Walkie Talkies!  Okay, if you’re 6 or 7 Walkie Talkies are always fun to mess around with, but with these it looks like the microphones are pretty close to their crotches… Also, these look like they’d be really hard to hold in your hand when you’re running around. I’d probably end up dropping Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ahmed Johnson goes undercover as… something.

6 Submitted by on Fri, 06 April 2018, 02:00
This is an Ahmed Johnson figure from the S.T.O.M.P line where wrestlers had secret jobs as… spies? Secret Agents? I don’t know what Ahmed is really supposed to be, here. With the club (?) and the chainsaw (!) he kind of looks like a deranged farmer. All right, everybody sing along! “Old McJohnson had a farm… BOZO SOUP AND STARS!” Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania VII shirt is funny once you know why…

3 Submitted by on Fri, 30 March 2018, 02:00
It’s a Wrestlemania VII shirt advertising that the event took place at the Los Angles Memorial Coliseum. This shirt is hilarious! Why, you ask? Because (quoting from Wikipedia…): WrestleMania VII was originally scheduled to be held at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, but the WWF decided to move the event to the adjacent Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena. The WWF’s Continue Reading...
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It Came From YouTube: The Wrestling Buddies commercial is kind of creepy

2 Submitted by on Wed, 28 March 2018, 02:00
It’s a commercial for the Tonka Wrestling Buddies dolls! Mom is trying to make dinner and is sick and tired of the noise and Earthquake (yes, Tenta-sized) shaking of the foundation of her house caused by the kids upstairs. She tells her husband Henry to take care of it. So instead of disciplining his kids and telling them to knock Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Want to attract the ladies? Splash some Venom on!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 23 March 2018, 02:00
It’s Stone Cold Steve Austin “Austin 3:16 Venom” cologne! First of all, let’s look at the definition of “Venom” thanks to our friends at Merriam-Webster: Venom noun ven·om \ˈve-nəm\ 1. poison that is produced by an animal (such as a snake) and used to kill or injure another animal usually through biting or stinging 2. a very strong feeling of anger Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Watch out! This Sunny poster book could be dangerous!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 16 March 2018, 02:00
This is a circa 1996 “Totally Rad” (!) poster book of Tam.. er.. I mean Tammy.. er.. I mean Sunny. It isn’t too exceptional save for that blurb at the bottom warning “youngsters” about the staples. I just love that they refer to kids as “youngsters” as if this poster book was put together by a committee of women in Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Show the world how much you love WWF Coliseum Videos!

7 Submitted by on Fri, 23 February 2018, 02:00
From around 1995, it’s an Official WWF Coliseum Video t-shirt! This shirt makes a simple, bold statement. And that stamens is “I love wrestling videos!”. That sounds like a good statement to me! SmackEmWhackEm.com! I bet that URL’s… probably taken. But don’t check it, Crappers! There’s a good chance you’ll regret it…...
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Someone Bought This: Make Billy Gunn all moist for you with just one good, hard pump!

11 Submitted by on Fri, 16 February 2018, 02:00
It’s the Maximum Sweat Bad Ass Billy Gunn figure. Or as I like to call him, “Mr. Sweaty Ass”! I just love that the selling point of this line of figures is that they sweat. Oh yeah, because that’s what I really want my figures to do- “sweat” water all over the place and make the carpet in my bedroom and the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Everybody has a straight edge price when CM DiBiase comes to town!

4 Submitted by on Fri, 19 January 2018, 02:00
Oh boy! It’s time for another weird bootleg figure! This one is CM Punk’s body with Ted DiBiase’s head! That sounds like some strange experiment done by a Mad Scientist from a 50’s Sci-Fi B-Movie. “Collect Them All! Let’s Fight!”. No, that’s okay. I’m more of a pacifist wrestling figure collector, thank you very much. “Just For The Superstar”? Wasn’t that Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Throw the WWF Bangers dolls and hear them yell in terror!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 12 January 2018, 02:00
  In 1998 and 1998 Jakks-Pacific released an entire line of deformed dolls called Bangers. There was Kane, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Undertaker, Sable, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Dude Love, and probably a few others. Ironically, there are no Headbangers Bangers. The gimmick is that you throw them against something or slam them against the wall Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: It’s not just stupid, but dangerous too!

14 Submitted by on Fri, 29 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: So “The Villian” Marty Scurll is one of the breakout stars of 2017. This year he’s held gold in both Ring of Honor and New Japan Pro Wrestling, co-starred in the being the Elite web-series, and even has a T-shirt at Hot Topic. And he’s also had a REMARKABLY ill-advised umbrella from New Japan Pro Wrestling Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Baron von Raschke Claw sculpture

3 Submitted by on Sun, 24 December 2017, 16:57
As mentioned on the latest WrestleCrap Radio episode, it’s the Baron von Raschke Claw sculpture! It kinda looks like the Uncle of Thing from The Addams Family! Quoting from the website: THE CLAW SCULPTURE Look no further for the perfect gift for that old school wrestling fan on your list! This precise replica of Baron von Raschke’s infamous Claw was Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A nice Santa Bill Goldberg ornament. Wait- something is horribly wrong!

11 Submitted by on Thu, 21 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Andrew Sarkis writes: While looking through the WCW worldwide tumblr, I stumbled upon this obscure piece of Goldberg merchandise. I know R.D featured this on the old site years ago, but this stupid naked Santa Bill Goldberg Christmas ornament is one of my all-time favorite pieces of weird wrestling merchandise and one of the best “worst” things ever featured Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Shane McMahon The Money Referee custom referee jersey

0 Submitted by on Mon, 18 December 2017, 08:06
This is Shane McMahon’s custom “The Money Referee” jersey from last night’s Clash Of Champions PPV. See, because he’s rich, he can afford to have really stupid custom referee shirts like this made that don’t make his character any more interesting… The people working at The Foot Locker wear more dignified shirts than this!...
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Someone Bought This: The TNA Impact VIP package for TV tapings includes a special treat!

7 Submitted by on Tue, 12 December 2017, 17:02
Check out all the stuff you get if you fork over $199 for the VIP ticket package for the January 2018 TNA Impact TV tapings… including the Inagural Impact Mini-Golf Championship where you can presumably play Miniature Golf with either TNA wrestlers, or other fans (or maybe both!). Gos, somebody call “Mr. Hole-In-One” Barry Darsow! TNA needs to sign him, stat! Continue Reading...
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