Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: Throw the WWF Bangers dolls and hear them yell in terror!

9 Submitted by on Fri, 12 January 2018, 02:00
  In 1998 and 1998 Jakks-Pacific released an entire line of deformed dolls called Bangers. There was Kane, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Undertaker, Sable, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Dude Love, and probably a few others. Ironically, there are no Headbangers Bangers. The gimmick is that you throw them against something or slam them against the wall Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: It’s not just stupid, but dangerous too!

14 Submitted by on Fri, 29 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: So “The Villian” Marty Scurll is one of the breakout stars of 2017. This year he’s held gold in both Ring of Honor and New Japan Pro Wrestling, co-starred in the being the Elite web-series, and even has a T-shirt at Hot Topic. And he’s also had a REMARKABLY ill-advised umbrella from New Japan Pro Wrestling Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Baron von Raschke Claw sculpture

3 Submitted by on Sun, 24 December 2017, 16:57
As mentioned on the latest WrestleCrap Radio episode, it’s the Baron von Raschke Claw sculpture! It kinda looks like the Uncle of Thing from The Addams Family! Quoting from the website: THE CLAW SCULPTURE Look no further for the perfect gift for that old school wrestling fan on your list! This precise replica of Baron von Raschke’s infamous Claw was Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A nice Santa Bill Goldberg ornament. Wait- something is horribly wrong!

11 Submitted by on Thu, 21 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Andrew Sarkis writes: While looking through the WCW worldwide tumblr, I stumbled upon this obscure piece of Goldberg merchandise. I know R.D featured this on the old site years ago, but this stupid naked Santa Bill Goldberg Christmas ornament is one of my all-time favorite pieces of weird wrestling merchandise and one of the best “worst” things ever featured Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Shane McMahon The Money Referee custom referee jersey

0 Submitted by on Mon, 18 December 2017, 08:06
This is Shane McMahon’s custom “The Money Referee” jersey from last night’s Clash Of Champions PPV. See, because he’s rich, he can afford to have really stupid custom referee shirts like this made that don’t make his character any more interesting… The people working at The Foot Locker wear more dignified shirts than this!...
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Someone Bought This: The TNA Impact VIP package for TV tapings includes a special treat!

7 Submitted by on Tue, 12 December 2017, 17:02
Check out all the stuff you get if you fork over $199 for the VIP ticket package for the January 2018 TNA Impact TV tapings… including the Inagural Impact Mini-Golf Championship where you can presumably play Miniature Golf with either TNA wrestlers, or other fans (or maybe both!). Gos, somebody call “Mr. Hole-In-One” Barry Darsow! TNA needs to sign him, stat! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Extreme Wrestlers ring and generic figures play set

2 Submitted by on Fri, 08 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Anthony Cox writes: Just in time for Christmas is this fake Roman Reigns playset complete with Red Pants Jobber guy to make him look STRONG!!!!! I bet his catchphrase is “BELIEVE THIS!” If I was a 10 year old wrestling fan and I got this for Christmas I’d be so disappointed… at first. Then, I’d realize I could use Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Of course Japan would sell these wrestling shirts, because Japan.

4 Submitted by on Fri, 01 December 2017, 02:00
Crapper Paul S. writes: Japanese indy wrestling promotion DDT has done a very Japanese thing and released officially licensed Popeye and Monchichi shirts. http://www.ddt-shop.com/fs/ddtpro/ddttshirt/gd429 http://www.ddt-shop.com/fs/ddtpro/ddttshirt/gd559 http://www.ddt-shop.com/fs/ddtpro/ddttshirt/gd561 And for those millennial Wrestlecrappers who don’t know what a Monchichi is… If the really want to be weird, they should have put WrestleCrap’s own Gay Popeye on the shirt! “Well blow me…. down! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Not all of The Rock’s shirts were winners…

9 Submitted by on Fri, 24 November 2017, 02:00
INTERIOR- A WWE merchandise development meeting. VINCE: Okay, so The Rock is really popular and we need to come up with some catchy slogans to put on t-shirts! Boys, what do you have? STOOGE #1: Well, he said “Pie” a few times, let’s put that on a shirt! VINCE: Good, good! Anything else? STOOGE #2: How about… “How’s your lips?… ‘Cause Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Sting cereal

5 Submitted by on Fri, 03 November 2017, 02:00
Sting had his own cereal. The flakes are infused with cocoa which makes them dark and brooding just like Sting himself. And they’re frosted just like the chill Sting felt when he thought he’d been abandoned by his WCW friends who accused him of being an NWO  traitor. Ooo, that’s deep. Let’s see that pussy Tony The Tiger bare his soul Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Steve Austin’s secret identity is finally revealed via this t-shirt!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 27 October 2017, 02:00
This Steve Austin 100% Pure Rattlesnake t-shirt reveals that Steve Austin is in fact really King Hiss from He-Man And The Masters Of The Universe! Well, it beats being those awful knockoff Ghetto Amusement Park versions of Skeletor, He-Man, and Man-At-Arms that Blade ran into when he was a kid, I guess… And if you haven’t heard that amazing story yet, you can listen to Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: The Ultimate Warrior- naked for your pleasure (and Destrucity!)

2 Submitted by on Fri, 20 October 2017, 02:00
In 1992 The Ultimate Warrior had a special singlet made. This singlet was airbrushed to show him as not only nude, but it also seemed to show his underlying muscle structure. Apparently he was really proud of this thing! They even made a toy of him wearing it! Apparently The Ultimate Warrior was taking fashion tips from Slim Goodbody... Or Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW presents live online Pay-Per- (Buffering…).

7 Submitted by on Fri, 13 October 2017, 02:00
In the late 90’s, The Internet was the hot new emerging technology! WCW wanted to find a new way to make money off of it with their website WCW.com So, in 1997 and 1998 they offered a revolutionary service: Internet Pay-Per-Views (AKA: iPPVs). Or should I say Pay-Per-Listens… For $9.99 you got access to a RealPlayer RealAudio audio stream… …featuring Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Ric Flair bought this!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 06 October 2017, 02:00
WrestleCrap’s own Art writes: Art0Donnell here. I was checking out some NWA on the WWE Network, and I found the unveiling of Ric Flair’s new championship, the good old Big Gold Belt. It’s one fine piece of expensive hardware, except for a tiny detail – the name plate. If I were Ric, I’d find whoever misspelled my name and kic Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWE Brushing Kit

4 Submitted by on Fri, 29 September 2017, 02:00
It’s the WWE Brushing Kit! Quoting from the Amazon listing… About the product (1) The WWE brushing kit is an awesome combination of convenience and action-packed oral hygiene with a kids toothbrush, bubble gum toothpaste, and brush cap featuring John Cena and CM Punk! (1) WWE 16oz Plastic Mouthwash Rinse Cup! Plus Bonus “Rememer to Brush Your Teeth” visual aid! Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Main Event Game Boy game ad (and a funny video review, too!)

3 Submitted by on Fri, 15 September 2017, 02:00
A young Nathaniel shows Sting who’s boss in this ad for WCW Main Event for the Game Boy! Wait a minute… “The WCW”? Did Bret Hart write this ad copy? How’s the game? Well, I’ve never played it but according to Wrestling Video Game Expert Joe Gagne it’s pretty… okay. In conclusion, I think you’ll agree that Nathaniel should be in the Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Finally! An action figure of an esteemed ex-President!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 25 August 2017, 02:00
Figure collector and customizer Kenny Casanova has created this amazing custom figure of esteemed former WWF President Jack Tunney  He writes on his website: Here is my custom of President Jack Tunney, made from various Rocky action figures from Jakks. The head is modified and repainted from referee LOU FILLIPO, and the body is a TONY GAZZO. For those of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Remember one of the worst main events ever with this shirt!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 18 August 2017, 02:00
  This year’s Summer Slam is bound to be better than the 1994 one That’s the year we got The (real) Undertaker vs. The (fake) Undertaker (read all about it in The WrestleCrap Archives!). WWE must’ve thought people would really want to remember this main event because they sold a t-shirt featuring the poster artwork.. The slogan should have been “So Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: You can’t see your money in this scary John Cena bank

2 Submitted by on Fri, 11 August 2017, 02:00
From the awesome Knockoffs & Bootlegs blog comes this bootleg John Cena bank. Gah! He looks like he got stung on the face by a bunch of angry bees released by Mr. Burns and had a really bad allergic reaction that made his face swell up like Eric Bischoff’s ego! He looks like his mom should be circa 1985 Biker Cher! The Continue Reading...
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Someone MADE This: A child, Legos, and Ken Patera!

11 Submitted by on Wed, 09 August 2017, 23:16
Fellow Crapper Jeff B writes:  “RD, here’s something that you helped inspire: Hungry Ken Patera’s Playset. Hilariously, my eight-year old daughter enjoys some of the late 80s wrestling stories I tell her. So we came up with the idea of bringing Ken’s infamous moment to life with one of my old figures. Izzy came up with the idea of the Continue Reading...
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