Category Archive for "Someone Bought This" | WrestleCrap

Someone Bought This: Take care of your zits the cool way…

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 June 2018, 02:00

It’s a WWF Stridex promotional trading card! if you’re going to have pimples you might as well also have some cool pictures of WWF wrestlers too. I wonder if any of the wrestlers used Stridex to deal with their backne?...

Someone Bought This: Condom 3:16

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 June 2018, 02:00

Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Here is some one liners abouth this: 1) A snakeskin for your foreskin. 2) Condom 3:16 says I just fucked your ass *waits for a gong from the WCR gong or chirps from the crickets* ...

Someone Bought This: Do you need life advice? Captain Lou is here to help!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 June 2018, 02:00

Are you having problems in life? Do you need some friendly advice? Maybe a laugh or two? Captain Lou Albano is here to help! From the 1987 WWF merchandise catalog comes “The Wit And Wisdom Of Captain Lou Albano” authored by (who else?) The Captain himself! Yes, it even includes an introduction by Vince McMahon himself! I wonder what the Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A very unappetizing restaurant billboard.

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 May 2018, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: No shirt, no shoes, no problem… if you’re Scott Steiner. OOF! Because nothing says “A nice, affordable family meal” like a roided-up, shirtless, middle-aged crippled wrestler…....

Someone Bought This: Oh yeah! Dig these Event Specs binoculars!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 May 2018, 02:00

Okay, so imagine this… It’s 1986. You have a ticket to a WWF house show only to learn that your ticket is up in the nosebleed seats right next to Bob Uecker. So you can barley see a thing and you can’t tell S.D Jones from Barry Horowitz. What do you do? You head to the concession stand and get Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WWF Hasbro Mini Figures are versatile

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 May 2018, 02:00

It’s WWF Hasbro Mini Figures of The Natural Disasters and The Legion Of Doom! You’re supposed to use them with a special wrestling ring toy but I really think you should use them as really cool cake toppers! Yes, you can top your cake with a miniature figure of Friend Of WrestleCrap Fred Ottman! Or you could use them to Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Steve Austin and The Undertaker walkie-talkies

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 04 May 2018, 02:00

It’s Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Undertaker Walkie Talkies! Okay, if you’re 6 or 7 Walkie Talkies are always fun to mess around with, but with these it looks like the microphones are pretty close to their crotches… Also, these look like they’d be really hard to hold in your hand when you’re running around. I’d probably end up dropping Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: King Of The (ugly) Ring

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 April 2018, 02:00

I was reading J.W’s Wrestling Memorabilia and Memories blog when I came across this really intersting entry about the 1993 Hasbro King Of The Ring wrestling ring toy. It’s basically the same thing as the blue toy ring that a lot of you Crappers probably had back in the day, but this time it’s a hideous banana yellow! How am Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The worst font ever put on a shirt

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 April 2018, 02:00

Today we have an AJ Styles TNA shirt. But not just any AJ Styles TNA shirt. An AJ Styles shirt that uses a font the makes it look like either bird crap, or ejaculated semen. “And that’s all I have to say about that”. – Forrest Gump....

It Came From YouTube: WWF Spin Fighters toy commercial

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 18 April 2018, 02:00

So WWF Spin Fighters were toy tops that crashed into each other until one knocked the other one out of a little plastic table. Thrilling. You can see a closeup of them here. ...

Someone Bought This: The Undertaker “Thank You” retirement urn

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 April 2018, 02:00

Presenting The Undertaker “Thank You” retirement commemorative urn! Boy, this is going to be a really awkward thing to own when he actually dies, won’t it? Oh well, I guess he’s urned it…...

Someone Bought This: Ahmed Johnson goes undercover as… something.

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 April 2018, 02:00

This is an Ahmed Johnson figure from the S.T.O.M.P line where wrestlers had secret jobs as… spies? Secret Agents? I don’t know what Ahmed is really supposed to be, here. With the club (?) and the chainsaw (!) he kind of looks like a deranged farmer. All right, everybody sing along! “Old McJohnson had a farm… BOZO SOUP AND STARS!” Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania VII shirt is funny once you know why…

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 March 2018, 02:00

It’s a Wrestlemania VII shirt advertising that the event took place at the Los Angles Memorial Coliseum. This shirt is hilarious! Why, you ask? Because (quoting from Wikipedia…): WrestleMania VII was originally scheduled to be held at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, but the WWF decided to move the event to the adjacent Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena. The WWF’s Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: The Wrestling Buddies commercial is kind of creepy

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 28 March 2018, 02:00

It’s a commercial for the Tonka Wrestling Buddies dolls! Mom is trying to make dinner and is sick and tired of the noise and Earthquake (yes, Tenta-sized) shaking of the foundation of her house caused by the kids upstairs. She tells her husband Henry to take care of it. So instead of disciplining his kids and telling them to knock Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Want to attract the ladies? Splash some Venom on!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 March 2018, 02:00

It’s Stone Cold Steve Austin “Austin 3:16 Venom” cologne! First of all, let’s look at the definition of “Venom” thanks to our friends at Merriam-Webster: Venom noun ven·om \ˈve-nəm\ 1. poison that is produced by an animal (such as a snake) and used to kill or injure another animal usually through biting or stinging 2. a very strong feeling of anger Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Watch out! This Sunny poster book could be dangerous!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 16 March 2018, 02:00

This is a circa 1996 “Totally Rad” (!) poster book of Tam.. er.. I mean Tammy.. er.. I mean Sunny. It isn’t too exceptional save for that blurb at the bottom warning “youngsters” about the staples. I just love that they refer to kids as “youngsters” as if this poster book was put together by a committee of women in Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: “I’m An Eric Bischoff Guy” WCW Monday Nitro parody shirt

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 March 2018, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: Ok let’s say you’re a fan of the “Eric Bischoff on Wrestling” podcast. Would you really want a shirt that is a knock-off of a Paul Heymen shirt from six years ago? Also this shirt appears to homage to the WCW Nitro logo designed by someone who has clearly never actually seen the WCW Nitro logo....

Someone Bought This: WCW Dynamic Dudes shirt is so early-90’s it hurts!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 March 2018, 02:00

Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide blog found something amazing! He found this WCW Dynamic Dudes shirt and did a nice write-up about it. Check it out! I bet Shane would still cringe if you shoed up asking for an autograph wearing this shirt....

Someone Bought This: Show the world how much you love WWF Coliseum Videos!

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 February 2018, 02:00

From around 1995, it’s an Official WWF Coliseum Video t-shirt! This shirt makes a simple, bold statement. And that stamens is “I love wrestling videos!”. That sounds like a good statement to me! SmackEmWhackEm.com! I bet that URL’s… probably taken. But don’t check it, Crappers! There’s a good chance you’ll regret it…...

Someone Bought This: Make Billy Gunn all moist for you with just one good, hard pump!

11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 16 February 2018, 02:00

It’s the Maximum Sweat Bad Ass Billy Gunn figure. Or as I like to call him, “Mr. Sweaty Ass”! I just love that the selling point of this line of figures is that they sweat. Oh yeah, because that’s what I really want my figures to do- “sweat” water all over the place and make the carpet in my bedroom and the Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: WWF Wrestling Ring Electronic Game Review

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 14 February 2018, 02:00

I came across this review of a WWF Handheld Electronic Video Game from 1998 and… well, it just looked pretty stupid and lame and cumbersome (shaped like a wrestling ring!) and I thought it screamed “WRESTLECRAP!” so there you are....

Someone Bought This: The WWF Travel Club- endorsed by Tammy!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 February 2018, 02:00

I was reading this blog review of the January 1998 Raw Magazine and I came across this ad for the WWF Travel Club. Check out that sweet list of perks! You can even climb aboard the WrestleVessel cruise ship! I wonder if people who joined this ever actually got even 1/3rd of the stuff that was promised? Oh well, at Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: He has to put Debra’s cookies somewhere…

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 February 2018, 02:00

‘ The Stone Cold Steve Austin Cookie Jar is the most bad ass way to keep your WWF Oatmeal Cookies fresh ever! I don’t know why they gave Steve such freakishly large hands, though. He looks like the redneck cousin of Wreck-It Ralph!...

Someone Bought This: NJPW Hiroshi Tanahashi Boxer Shorts

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 26 January 2018, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: Now on sale from New Japan world: Limited Edition Hiroshi Tanahashi Boxer Shorts with the words “Feel the Best” written over the wearer’s groin… Wow, that’s quite the subtle innuendo there…...

Someone Bought This: Everybody has a straight edge price when CM DiBiase comes to town!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 19 January 2018, 02:00

Oh boy! It’s time for another weird bootleg figure! This one is CM Punk’s body with Ted DiBiase’s head! That sounds like some strange experiment done by a Mad Scientist from a 50’s Sci-Fi B-Movie. “Collect Them All! Let’s Fight!”. No, that’s okay. I’m more of a pacifist wrestling figure collector, thank you very much. “Just For The Superstar”? Wasn’t that Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Throw the WWF Bangers dolls and hear them yell in terror!

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 January 2018, 02:00

In 1998 and 1998 Jakks-Pacific released an entire line of deformed dolls called Bangers. There was Kane, Stone Cold Steve Austin, The Road Dogg Jesse James, The Undertaker, Sable, Hunter Hearst Helmsley, Dude Love, and probably a few others. Ironically, there are no Headbangers Bangers. The gimmick is that you throw them against something or slam them against the wall Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Larry Zbyszko “Boo On Me” record ad

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 05 January 2018, 02:00

Crapper Douglas Courti writes: If I didn’t find this soundcloud link, I’d swear this was an April Fool’s ad. Douglas sent this in around April 1st last year, hence the reference to April Fool’s Day. Somewhere, Mike Check is smiling....

Someone Bought This: It’s not just stupid, but dangerous too!

14 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 December 2017, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: So “The Villian” Marty Scurll is one of the breakout stars of 2017. This year he’s held gold in both Ring of Honor and New Japan Pro Wrestling, co-starred in the being the Elite web-series, and even has a T-shirt at Hot Topic. And he’s also had a REMARKABLY ill-advised umbrella from New Japan Pro Wrestling Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Baron von Raschke Claw sculpture

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 24 December 2017, 16:57

As mentioned on the latest WrestleCrap Radio episode, it’s the Baron von Raschke Claw sculpture! It kinda looks like the Uncle of Thing from The Addams Family! Quoting from the website: THE CLAW SCULPTURE Look no further for the perfect gift for that old school wrestling fan on your list! This precise replica of Baron von Raschke’s infamous Claw was Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Mr. Perfect and The Big Boss Man photo.

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 24 December 2017, 02:00

He stands for law, order, and guiding Santa’s sleigh at night! Merry Christmas Crappers, from Mr. Perfect, Bossman The Red-Nosed Reindeer, and all of us here at WrestleCrap!...