Category Archive for "Someone Bought This" | WrestleCrap

Someone Bought This: Let your kids climb on John Cena’s comfy lap and.. wait, what?!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 September 2018, 02:00

Today we have a John Cena inflatable chair. The chair is designed so that your kid sits on John’s “lap”. That’s… kind of creepy. Combine that with how John’s face is kind of in the shadows looking all evil and this chair is really starting to freak me out…...

Someone Bought This: The most forgettable tag team of the 90’s got a trading card?!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 September 2018, 02:00

I was browsing through the awesome Wrestling Trading Cards database site and I came across this gem. From a 1995 WWF Magazine comes this Tekno Team 2000 trading card. I love that they got their own trading card despite only being in the WWF for like 4 months and doing absolutely nothing of note in that time. Tekno Team 2000 were Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A shirt fit for any beefcake in San Fransisco

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 September 2018, 02:00

It’s a shirt featuring Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake carrying a gigantic pair of novelty scissors while wearing his Chippendales Dancer bowtie and pink zebra striped tights. If you wear this shirt it will defiantly get people talking about you, but probably not for the reasons you want… “I getsk my hair cut by Brutus all the time! He has such a gentle, Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A Big, Nasty, Wart-Infested wall decoration

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 31 August 2018, 02:00

The Giant wins The Pennant! The Giant wins The Pennant! The Giant wins The Pennant!...

Someone Bought This: G1 Special in WrestleCrap Part 2

4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 24 August 2018, 12:00

A Wrestlecrap Guide to G-1 Climax Shirts by Paul Sebert Welcome to part two of Wrestlecrap’s look at New Japan’s G1 Shirts. Yes the annual tournament isn’t just a grueling competition, it’s also a cash cow in which the company churns out a mountain of merch. It’s a magical time when even the lowliest underdog can get his own gear. Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The King Of The Ring chair is full of (your) hot air!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 24 August 2018, 02:00

In 1997 you could get this adult-sized inflatable King Of The Ring chair. And how much was it? $70.99?! For a novelty wrestling Pay-Per-View chair?! Take off the King Of The Ring and WWF logos and this looks like the kind of trendy piece of crap they’d sell at Spencer’s Gifts for 15 year old girls....

Someone Bought This: Ahmed Johnson has a really tiny…

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 August 2018, 02:00

…head. Apparently Ahmed just had an unpleasant run-in with the Voodoo Priestess from Beetlejuice! That’s still a more pleasant experience than working for WCW was....

Someone Bought This: The Summer Sizzler tour shirt is just awesome

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 August 2018, 02:00

It’s the WWF Summer Sizzler tour shirt from the mid-90’s! And look close… It’s the WWF New Generation logo wearing sunglasses! How cool, and edgy, and adorable (?)....

Someone Bought This: A WWF New Generation Cap- but not for your head

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 August 2018, 02:00

We’ve covered WWF and WCW Pogs in the post, and now we have a 1995 WWF “New Generation” cap (which I guess is the same thing as a Pog?).. This is made by Panini. You may remember Panini as being the company who made all those Sticker Books. I’ve never played Pogs so I don’t know how to use this thing Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: G1 Special In WrestleCrap

6 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 01 August 2018, 20:00

A Wrestlecrap Guide to G-1 Climax Shirts Hi my name is Paul Sebert, and I’ve been a wrestling fan since childhood even writing a (a frankly terrible) wrestling column for college paper during the Monday Night War years. In more recent years I’ve been something of a contributor to this website, submitting many candidates to Paul Kraft’s “It Came From Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Pitch ’till you win and get some Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin carnival glass!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 July 2018, 02:00

I’ve written about a fantastic piece of Hulk Hogan carnival glass that Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula found in the past, and now I’ve found more! These are the kind of tacky, but somehow really interesting (in cheap knockoff sort of way) prizes you could win at carnivals and State Fairs after you somehow manage to win at one of the rigged games. Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Chris Jericho “Wanna-Bee” t-shirt is bee-yond lame!

10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 July 2018, 02:00

Today we have the Chris Jericho “Wanna-Bee” shirt. It has a dead bee on it (because Chris apparently hates “Jumpin” Jim Brunzell and B. Brian Blair for some reason). So he added an extra “e” to “Wannabe” and put a picture of a dead be on the shirt, because… Uh… Take it away, Spice Girls! If you wannabe fashionable, just stay Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Sunny’s autobiography- you really can judge a book by its cover!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 July 2018, 02:00

A few years ago Tammy “Sunny” Sytch released an autobiography. Hey, is that bird crap on the cover? Oh, it’s supposed to be a shattered windshield. Well, her life has kind of been like a car crash I guess… Hey look, there’s a typo on the back cover blurb! “The original WEE Diva”? Is it too much to ask that a Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Fake Razor Ramon shirt is oozing… something.

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 July 2018, 16:17

Crapper Simone Simone writes: Now this is some WrestleCrap merchandise!...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan goes to the Minnesota State Fair

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 July 2018, 02:00

Apparently if you went to the 1989 Minnesota State Fair you got an Atomic Leg Drop from Hulk Hogan! Gee, when I went to the State Fair all I got was a soft pretzel, and sick on the Tilt-A-Whirl…...

Someone Bought This: WWE Surf Rider inflatable pool toy

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 June 2018, 02:00

Just in time for Summer it’s a WWE Jet Surf Rider pool toy! Because wrestlers have much to do with an inflatable pool toy, apparently....

Someone Bought This: Keep cool this summer…. with Psycho Sid!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 June 2018, 02:00

It’s Sycho Sid / Sid Justice / Sid Vicious shilling for Super Soaker squirt guns! I guess that makes sense… Sid always looked like someone doused him with one of these things just before he came out to the aisle! SychoSidSquirtsSomeone.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!...

Someone Bought This: Take care of your zits the cool way…

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 June 2018, 02:00

It’s a WWF Stridex promotional trading card! if you’re going to have pimples you might as well also have some cool pictures of WWF wrestlers too. I wonder if any of the wrestlers used Stridex to deal with their backne?...

Someone Bought This: Condom 3:16

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 June 2018, 02:00

Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Here is some one liners abouth this: 1) A snakeskin for your foreskin. 2) Condom 3:16 says I just fucked your ass *waits for a gong from the WCR gong or chirps from the crickets* ...

Someone Bought This: Do you need life advice? Captain Lou is here to help!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 June 2018, 02:00

Are you having problems in life? Do you need some friendly advice? Maybe a laugh or two? Captain Lou Albano is here to help! From the 1987 WWF merchandise catalog comes “The Wit And Wisdom Of Captain Lou Albano” authored by (who else?) The Captain himself! Yes, it even includes an introduction by Vince McMahon himself! I wonder what the Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A very unappetizing restaurant billboard.

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 May 2018, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: No shirt, no shoes, no problem… if you’re Scott Steiner. OOF! Because nothing says “A nice, affordable family meal” like a roided-up, shirtless, middle-aged crippled wrestler…....

Someone Bought This: Oh yeah! Dig these Event Specs binoculars!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 May 2018, 02:00

Okay, so imagine this… It’s 1986. You have a ticket to a WWF house show only to learn that your ticket is up in the nosebleed seats right next to Bob Uecker. So you can barley see a thing and you can’t tell S.D Jones from Barry Horowitz. What do you do? You head to the concession stand and get Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WWF Hasbro Mini Figures are versatile

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 May 2018, 02:00

It’s WWF Hasbro Mini Figures of The Natural Disasters and The Legion Of Doom! You’re supposed to use them with a special wrestling ring toy but I really think you should use them as really cool cake toppers! Yes, you can top your cake with a miniature figure of Friend Of WrestleCrap Fred Ottman! Or you could use them to Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Steve Austin and The Undertaker walkie-talkies

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 04 May 2018, 02:00

It’s Stone Cold Steve Austin and The Undertaker Walkie Talkies! Okay, if you’re 6 or 7 Walkie Talkies are always fun to mess around with, but with these it looks like the microphones are pretty close to their crotches… Also, these look like they’d be really hard to hold in your hand when you’re running around. I’d probably end up dropping Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: King Of The (ugly) Ring

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 April 2018, 02:00

I was reading J.W’s Wrestling Memorabilia and Memories blog when I came across this really intersting entry about the 1993 Hasbro King Of The Ring wrestling ring toy. It’s basically the same thing as the blue toy ring that a lot of you Crappers probably had back in the day, but this time it’s a hideous banana yellow! How am Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The worst font ever put on a shirt

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 April 2018, 02:00

Today we have an AJ Styles TNA shirt. But not just any AJ Styles TNA shirt. An AJ Styles shirt that uses a font the makes it look like either bird crap, or ejaculated semen. “And that’s all I have to say about that”. – Forrest Gump....

It Came From YouTube: WWF Spin Fighters toy commercial

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 18 April 2018, 02:00

So WWF Spin Fighters were toy tops that crashed into each other until one knocked the other one out of a little plastic table. Thrilling. You can see a closeup of them here. ...

Someone Bought This: The Undertaker “Thank You” retirement urn

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 April 2018, 02:00

Presenting The Undertaker “Thank You” retirement commemorative urn! Boy, this is going to be a really awkward thing to own when he actually dies, won’t it? Oh well, I guess he’s urned it…...

Someone Bought This: Ahmed Johnson goes undercover as… something.

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 April 2018, 02:00

This is an Ahmed Johnson figure from the S.T.O.M.P line where wrestlers had secret jobs as… spies? Secret Agents? I don’t know what Ahmed is really supposed to be, here. With the club (?) and the chainsaw (!) he kind of looks like a deranged farmer. All right, everybody sing along! “Old McJohnson had a farm… BOZO SOUP AND STARS!” Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Wrestlemania VII shirt is funny once you know why…

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 March 2018, 02:00

It’s a Wrestlemania VII shirt advertising that the event took place at the Los Angles Memorial Coliseum. This shirt is hilarious! Why, you ask? Because (quoting from Wikipedia…): WrestleMania VII was originally scheduled to be held at the Los Angeles Memorial Coliseum, but the WWF decided to move the event to the adjacent Los Angeles Memorial Sports Arena. The WWF’s Continue Reading...