Category Archive for "Someone Bought This" | WrestleCrap

Someone Bought This: A WrestleMania mason jar

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 November 2020, 02:00

It’s a WrestleMania mason jar. Why does this exist? Who would buy it? What would they use it for? So many questions, so few answers…...

Someone Bought This: The Adam Bomb sunglasses will help protect you from the bomb flash!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 November 2020, 02:00

Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Bret Hart style (imitation) Adam Bomb sunglasses From the Adam Bomb page (!!) of the Summer 1995 WWF merchandise catalog. Did anyone EVER buy these? Wow! This is a good example of a really weird piece of merchandise that I never knew existed!...

Someone Bought This: Wrestling Troll dolls?

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 November 2020, 02:00

In the early 90’s, Troll dolls were hugely popular. So some company got the idea to take traditional action figures and give them Troll doll heads. And thus, we got the Troll Force line! They made knockoffs of plenty of popular action figures, including wrestling figures! They called one of the wrestlers “Big T”. (No, not him!). The other one was Mohawk. (No, Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Genius’ poetry book offer from WWF Magazine

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 November 2020, 02:00

Crapper Louis Izzo writes: From the pages of WWF Magazine, the April ’91 issue to be exact. Seriously, what is this? Is this some goofy gimmick to get people to hand Vince their mailing addresses, or was there a serious attempt at marketing something from the Genius as a legitimate product? Wow! I guess blondes really do have more fun! Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Classy WWF Hulk Hogan belt buckle

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 October 2020, 02:00

It’s a WWF Hulk Hogan belt buckle. I think it’s made out of pewter. I like this because it’s ridiculous and something only a 7 year old would wear, but it also looks kind of classy somehow. Can you imagine going in for a job interview in your 40’s sporting this bad boy near your crotch? LICENCE TO NOT GAIN Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The WCW KISS Demon trading card is hot!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 October 2020, 02:00

From a 2000 WCW Magazine, it’s a KISS Demon / Dale Torborg WCW Magazine trading card. And look! It’s in GEM MINT 10 CONDITION! GEM MINT 10! It can be yours for just $99.99 (plus shipping). Somebody call Don West! This is the deal of the century! ...

Someone Bought This: The official WWF whistle really blows!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 16 October 2020, 02:00

It’s an official WWF whistle! It’s the “Perfect” (get it? Ha ha) accessory for your Coach John Tolos Halloween costume!...

Someone Bought This: Doink The Clown caricature shirt

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 October 2020, 02:00

This shirt is supposed to have Doink The Clown on it but it looks more like Dink to me. Oh well, I guess that’s a “small” price to pay for such an.. um… unique shirt....

Someone Bought This: Batista talking pen

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 October 2020, 02:00

You’d better use this Batista talking pen at home, and only at home. Because if you go out in public anywhere like the bank or school and press the button to make it play a clip of Batista talking you’re going to make people want to hit you very hard, very quickly. Well, at least the sound clips are “intense”…...

Someone Bought This: Miss Elizabeth trading card

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 September 2020, 02:00

Hey, only Mrs. Deal should have her eyes on Randy!...

Someone Bought This: The Highlanders figures

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 September 2020, 02:00

It’s a two-pack of The Highlanders figures- one of the most forgettable tag-teams of the 2000’s. Who thought that kids or adults would want to buy figures of these two? Hey, remember when Robbie showed up in the audience of TNA Impact the weekend of Wrestlemania in 2008? We do! 3/27/08. Never forget....

Someone Bought This: WCW Worldwide shirt

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 September 2020, 02:00

Back in 1999/2000 if you watched WCW Worldwide you could email them with a question for a wrestler. If they picked your question, they’d read it on the air and a wrestler would answer it. Better yet, you won a spiffy WCW Worldwide logo shirt! According to Bryan at The WCW Worldwide Blog they were t-shirts with the WCW Worldwide logo Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Adam Bomb’s bomb!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 04 September 2020, 02:00

Remember when Adam Bomb turned face and threw these little Nerf footballs into the audience? LICENCE TO GET THE AUDIENCE’S FAVOR! Actually the fans didn’t care about him anymore as a face than they did as a heel because it was the exact same character. If you weren’t one of the 3 or 4 lucky fans to catch one of Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: RDV?

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 28 August 2020, 02:00

In 2011 TNA featured this Rob Van Dam shirt on their website as one of their new releases. Wait a minute… RDV? Rob’s Damn Van? Oh, it’s supposed to be RVD! Poor Rob. Even he must not have been as high as TNA’s merchandise designers! They actually did correct it when it went into production. Much better!...

Someone Bought This: AWA and WCW toy rings

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 August 2020, 02:00

This is why you need good artwork that actually represents your product. This is the Remo AWA toy wrestling ring. Look at how small that ring looks on the artwork! It’s as if they’re wrestling in a postage stamp! This is why proper scale is important when drawing things, Crappers. Look at the crowd in the foreground. It looks like Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: One of the lamest figure twin-packs ever

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 August 2020, 02:00

It’s lame heel Marc Mero Vs. boring face Steve Blackman. If I had been an 8 year old in 1997 and I would have gotten these figures I would have been so very disappointed. It’s hard for me to think of two roster members I cared less about than these two....

Someone Bought This: A Ken Patera figure photo story

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 August 2020, 02:00

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Someone Bought This: Say what, Warrior?

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 31 July 2020, 02:00

“Created By Destiny… Bonded By Belief”? What in the hell is that supposed to mean?! It sounds like the world’s worst Krazy Glue slogan! I believe this is a shirt created by Warrior himself and sold by him instead of something WWE made. I don’t think WWE would put a saying quite this stupid and meaningless on a shirt (and Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Forget Clip-On ties! Try WCW Clip-Ons instead!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 24 July 2020, 02:00

These are Bill Goldberg, Sting, and Kevin Nash WCW Clip-Ons. I guess you clip them onto your backpack or something, and if you squeeze them, they say their catchphrase. That will provide entire seconds of entertainment. We all know that the real WCW Screamin’ Superstar is Norman Smiley!...

Someone Bought This: Blade got his, now I get mine…

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 July 2020, 02:00

Oh sure, Blade gets head from Kimberly, but I get head from Kevin Nash. Figures…...

Someone Bought This: Two out of three ain’t bad…

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 July 2020, 02:00

Here we have a three pack of figures- Stone Cold Steve Austin, Dr. Death Steve Williams, and Edge. This reminds me of that song from Sesame Street. “One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn’t belong…” They must’ve put this set of figures together because they had a ton of unsold Dr. Death figures Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Even dumber than a foam finger…

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 July 2020, 02:00

If you ever doubt the genius of the WWE Marketing Machine… …they actually got people to pay money for a foam representation of Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s 2×4 piece of wood with his face on it! “Did somebody say ‘Wood’?”. “I sure hopesk so!” Get out of here, both of you! ...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan does The Donkey Kong!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 26 June 2020, 02:00

Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found this WCW Hulk Hogan LCD video game on eBay! It’s basically Donkey Kong with Hulk Hogan in place of Mario. So yes, it’s a video game staring a wrestler that has nothing whatsoever to do with wrestling. I absolutely love the text under the screenshots! Read that out loud in your best Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The WCW Bill Goldberg toy truck looks familiar…

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 19 June 2020, 02:00

This is a WCW Road Rebels Bill Goldberg toy truck that comes with a Goldberg figure. First of all, Goldberg looks like he’s auditioning for Right Said Fred with that vest/muscle shirt combo outfit… But what the truck really seems to be is a souped-up version of Fred Sanford’s salvage truck from Sanford And Son. “WCW, you big dummies!”....

Someone Bought This: The WCW Sparkle Gun isn’t quite on target…

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 June 2020, 02:00

From 1991 it’s the WCW Sparkle Gun! It makes little sparks at the end when you pull the trigger. You may be asking yourself “What a Sparkle Gun has to do with wrestling?”. And the answer is… Um… I’ll get back to you on that. It would have been a lot funnier if Brian Pillman had used this on the infamous Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Not just a referee figure- a talking referee figure!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 05 June 2020, 02:00

It’s a talking referee figure. I’ll just let the company that made it describe it… Three Counting and Talking Referee Action Figure by Figures Toy Company. Squeeze his legs together and he will throw his arm up and say five different sayings! This goes great with your other wrestling action figures and accessories. Takes 3 LR44 watch batteries (included). Figure Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Mexican Mad Magazine is awesome!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 May 2020, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: From the WCW Worldwide blog check out this Mexican edition of Mad Magazine! Wow, La Parka just kicked the crap out of Superman! That’ll teach him for making us all sit through Superman IV! And yet La Parka still couldn’t get a decent push in WCW… Forget Kryptonite! Superman’s real weakness is apparently the deadly folding chair!...

Someone Bought This: This shirt’s so bright, you’ve gotta wear shades!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 May 2020, 02:00

It’s a very neon WWF Superstars shirt from 1991! This is the kind of shirt you could only get away with wearing in the early 90’s. At any other time it would get you a visit from The Fashion Police....

Someone Bought This: The bootleg Iron Sheik figure looks like someone else…

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 May 2020, 02:00

Someone on the WrestlingFigs forum posted a bunch of 12-inch bootleg wrestling figures including this Not Iron Sheik one. He looks more like Bald Bull from Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out… …which only makes me want it that much more. I bet Nintendo John has one of these bad boys up on his shelf right next to his Punch-Out trophies!...

Someone Bought This: NWO Wolfpack bucket hat

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 May 2020, 02:00

In the late 90’s the NWO was big. They were so big that in 1998 WCW split them into two groups- NWO Hollywood (Black and White) and the Wolfpack (Black and Red). Unfortunately WCW decided to combine the two and that’s how we got this NWO Wolfpack bucket hat. This hat was fashionable in the late 90’s, which says a Continue Reading...