Category Archive for "Someone Bought This" | WrestleCrap

Someone Bought This: A Smoking Gunns poster as big as the Grand Canyon!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 16 November 2018, 02:00

YEE-HAW! This gigantic 24 x 36 poster of The Smoking Gunns poster is not only awesome, but rare! It was only available in the WWF Catalog and at live events so you know it’s a true collectable. It’s a great way to show what a big fan you are of the world’s greatest cowboy tag team of the 90’s (okay, so I Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Shane McMahon WCW Jersey and the Invasion WCW logo shirt

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 November 2018, 02:00

When WWE bought WCW and did The Invasion angle, it um… didn’t go very well. In fact, it won the 2001 Gooker Award right here on WrestleCrap! The Invasion was lead by Shane McMahon and a handful of ex-WCW wrestlers who were mostly mid-carders. The wrestlers all wore this shirt with a new WCW logo: Well, it’s better than the Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A degenerate doggy!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 November 2018, 02:00

In 1999 The New Age Outlaws were really popular. So was D-Generation X. So, WWE decided to release this Road Dogg plush bulldog. It’s neon green, and it’s got ATTITUDE! You can tell because it’s wearing sunglasses like Poochie! Because nothing says “degenerate bad ass” like selling a stuffed plush dog toy of yourself to kids. It kind of looks Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: It seemed like a cool shirt at the time…

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 26 October 2018, 02:00

Someone bought this D-Generation X… And that “someone” was uh… me. But I can explain! Picture it… Sicily, 1924… Oh wait sorry, wrong story! Picture it… It was 1998. I was 17 years old. The Attitude Era was in full swing. D-Generation X was all over TV and had been doing some very funny skits. Oh yeah, and they had really Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Watch Out! This Scott Steiner toy has something to say!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 19 October 2018, 02:00

It’s a Tuff Talkin’ Scott Steiner figure! He talks both to himself, and other Tuff Talking figures! This would be a lot funnier if he said some of the bat crap crazy things he really said in WCW and TNA over the years. I wonder if we could hack him to say “Math is hard!” like those talking Barbie dolls Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Tammy gets generous with her autograph

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 October 2018, 02:00

I found this chair on eBay autographed by Tammy/Sunny, and WOW! I mean, look at this! She didn’t just sign the chair, she practically wrote her resume on it! Did she have a few hours to kill and an entire pack of fresh Sharpie markers when they asked her to sign this?! I’m surprised she didn’t include her measurements, Social Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Stone Cold Steve Austin’s jacket is a real manly color!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 05 October 2018, 02:00

Stone Cold Steve Austin is a real man’s man! He’s the toughest of the tough! He’s a true bad ass! And nothing says “Manly Man Tough Guy Bad Ass” like a satin jacket with powder blue sleeves and piping! Oh well, at least it has the Evil Red-Eyed Skull logo on it- that helps balance things out a bit, doesn’t it? Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A very “early-90’s” style Sting hat

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 28 September 2018, 02:00

This is very um… vibrant WCW Sting baseball cap from 1990. “Fatal Encounter” sounds like the name of a bad Hair Metal band from 1985. Or you know, a WWE Pay-Per-View. I honestly don’t think they could have legally released a hat this ugly and garish in any year other than 1990!...

Someone Bought This: Let your kids climb on John Cena’s comfy lap and.. wait, what?!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 September 2018, 02:00

Today we have a John Cena inflatable chair. The chair is designed so that your kid sits on John’s “lap”. That’s… kind of creepy. Combine that with how John’s face is kind of in the shadows looking all evil and this chair is really starting to freak me out…...

Someone Bought This: The most forgettable tag team of the 90’s got a trading card?!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 September 2018, 02:00

I was browsing through the awesome Wrestling Trading Cards database site and I came across this gem. From a 1995 WWF Magazine comes this Tekno Team 2000 trading card. I love that they got their own trading card despite only being in the WWF for like 4 months and doing absolutely nothing of note in that time. Tekno Team 2000 were Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A shirt fit for any beefcake in San Fransisco

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 September 2018, 02:00

It’s a shirt featuring Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake carrying a gigantic pair of novelty scissors while wearing his Chippendales Dancer bowtie and pink zebra striped tights. If you wear this shirt it will defiantly get people talking about you, but probably not for the reasons you want… “I getsk my hair cut by Brutus all the time! He has such a gentle, Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A Big, Nasty, Wart-Infested wall decoration

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 31 August 2018, 02:00

The Giant wins The Pennant! The Giant wins The Pennant! The Giant wins The Pennant!...

Someone Bought This: G1 Special in WrestleCrap Part 2

4 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Fri, 24 August 2018, 12:00

A Wrestlecrap Guide to G-1 Climax Shirts by Paul Sebert Welcome to part two of Wrestlecrap’s look at New Japan’s G1 Shirts. Yes the annual tournament isn’t just a grueling competition, it’s also a cash cow in which the company churns out a mountain of merch. It’s a magical time when even the lowliest underdog can get his own gear. Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The King Of The Ring chair is full of (your) hot air!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 24 August 2018, 02:00

In 1997 you could get this adult-sized inflatable King Of The Ring chair. And how much was it? $70.99?! For a novelty wrestling Pay-Per-View chair?! Take off the King Of The Ring and WWF logos and this looks like the kind of trendy piece of crap they’d sell at Spencer’s Gifts for 15 year old girls....

Someone Bought This: Ahmed Johnson has a really tiny…

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 August 2018, 02:00

…head. Apparently Ahmed just had an unpleasant run-in with the Voodoo Priestess from Beetlejuice! That’s still a more pleasant experience than working for WCW was....

Someone Bought This: The Summer Sizzler tour shirt is just awesome

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 August 2018, 02:00

It’s the WWF Summer Sizzler tour shirt from the mid-90’s! And look close… It’s the WWF New Generation logo wearing sunglasses! How cool, and edgy, and adorable (?)....

Someone Bought This: A WWF New Generation Cap- but not for your head

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 August 2018, 02:00

We’ve covered WWF and WCW Pogs in the post, and now we have a 1995 WWF “New Generation” cap (which I guess is the same thing as a Pog?).. This is made by Panini. You may remember Panini as being the company who made all those Sticker Books. I’ve never played Pogs so I don’t know how to use this thing Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: G1 Special In WrestleCrap

6 Submitted by RD Reynolds on Wed, 01 August 2018, 20:00

A Wrestlecrap Guide to G-1 Climax Shirts Hi my name is Paul Sebert, and I’ve been a wrestling fan since childhood even writing a (a frankly terrible) wrestling column for college paper during the Monday Night War years. In more recent years I’ve been something of a contributor to this website, submitting many candidates to Paul Kraft’s “It Came From Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Pitch ’till you win and get some Hulk Hogan and Steve Austin carnival glass!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 July 2018, 02:00

I’ve written about a fantastic piece of Hulk Hogan carnival glass that Matt over at Dinosaur Dracula found in the past, and now I’ve found more! These are the kind of tacky, but somehow really interesting (in cheap knockoff sort of way) prizes you could win at carnivals and State Fairs after you somehow manage to win at one of the rigged games. Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Chris Jericho “Wanna-Bee” t-shirt is bee-yond lame!

10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 July 2018, 02:00

Today we have the Chris Jericho “Wanna-Bee” shirt. It has a dead bee on it (because Chris apparently hates “Jumpin” Jim Brunzell and B. Brian Blair for some reason). So he added an extra “e” to “Wannabe” and put a picture of a dead be on the shirt, because… Uh… Take it away, Spice Girls! If you wannabe fashionable, just stay Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Sunny’s autobiography- you really can judge a book by its cover!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 July 2018, 02:00

A few years ago Tammy “Sunny” Sytch released an autobiography. Hey, is that bird crap on the cover? Oh, it’s supposed to be a shattered windshield. Well, her life has kind of been like a car crash I guess… Hey look, there’s a typo on the back cover blurb! “The original WEE Diva”? Is it too much to ask that a Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Fake Razor Ramon shirt is oozing… something.

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 July 2018, 16:17

Crapper Simone Simone writes: Now this is some WrestleCrap merchandise!...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan goes to the Minnesota State Fair

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 July 2018, 02:00

Apparently if you went to the 1989 Minnesota State Fair you got an Atomic Leg Drop from Hulk Hogan! Gee, when I went to the State Fair all I got was a soft pretzel, and sick on the Tilt-A-Whirl…...

Someone Bought This: WWE Surf Rider inflatable pool toy

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 June 2018, 02:00

Just in time for Summer it’s a WWE Jet Surf Rider pool toy! Because wrestlers have much to do with an inflatable pool toy, apparently....

Someone Bought This: Keep cool this summer…. with Psycho Sid!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 June 2018, 02:00

It’s Sycho Sid / Sid Justice / Sid Vicious shilling for Super Soaker squirt guns! I guess that makes sense… Sid always looked like someone doused him with one of these things just before he came out to the aisle! SychoSidSquirtsSomeone.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!...

Someone Bought This: Take care of your zits the cool way…

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 June 2018, 02:00

It’s a WWF Stridex promotional trading card! if you’re going to have pimples you might as well also have some cool pictures of WWF wrestlers too. I wonder if any of the wrestlers used Stridex to deal with their backne?...

Someone Bought This: Condom 3:16

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 June 2018, 02:00

Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Here is some one liners abouth this: 1) A snakeskin for your foreskin. 2) Condom 3:16 says I just fucked your ass *waits for a gong from the WCR gong or chirps from the crickets* ...

Someone Bought This: Do you need life advice? Captain Lou is here to help!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 June 2018, 02:00

Are you having problems in life? Do you need some friendly advice? Maybe a laugh or two? Captain Lou Albano is here to help! From the 1987 WWF merchandise catalog comes “The Wit And Wisdom Of Captain Lou Albano” authored by (who else?) The Captain himself! Yes, it even includes an introduction by Vince McMahon himself! I wonder what the Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A very unappetizing restaurant billboard.

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 May 2018, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: No shirt, no shoes, no problem… if you’re Scott Steiner. OOF! Because nothing says “A nice, affordable family meal” like a roided-up, shirtless, middle-aged crippled wrestler…....

Someone Bought This: Oh yeah! Dig these Event Specs binoculars!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 May 2018, 02:00

Okay, so imagine this… It’s 1986. You have a ticket to a WWF house show only to learn that your ticket is up in the nosebleed seats right next to Bob Uecker. So you can barley see a thing and you can’t tell S.D Jones from Barry Horowitz. What do you do? You head to the concession stand and get Continue Reading...