Category Archive for "Someone Bought This" | WrestleCrap

Someone Bought This: Protect yourself from circa 1985 rain in style!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 05 March 2021, 02:00

From the mid-80’s, it’s a WWF Rain Jacket (or rain coat if you prefer) in eye-catching blue! It includes a hood so you don’t get your noggin wet! It comes complete with an embroidered WWF logo. This is great if A). It’s raining, and B). You want to emulate Sean Mooney’s fashion sense: “This is okay for rain, but I much prefer Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A weird, terrifying pack of Jakks figures…

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 26 February 2021, 02:00

This is a set of figures released by Jakks-Pacific in 1997… Okay, a few things: This is a really random assortment of figures- Sunny, Bret Hart, Psycho Sid, and Vince McMahon? Was there some feud involving these four people that I missed? Bret and Vince look okay, but Sunny and Psycho Sid look terrible and don’t look a thing like Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: He’s 0-99 and he deserves his own shirt!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 19 February 2021, 02:00

The WWF’s Duane Gill.. er.. well, Gilberg got his own shirt! Here’s the back… Now, has anyone seen my sparkler?...

Someone Bought This: Shawn Michaels denim jacket

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 February 2021, 02:00

An ugly, cheesy denim Shawn Michaels jean jacket. It just doesn’t get any more 90’s than this, Crappers…...

Someone Bought This: Custom T.L Hopper Hasbro figure

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 05 February 2021, 02:00

Someone made a custom Hasbro figure of everybody’s favorite plumber T.L Hopper! Yes! This should have been officially released by Hasbro! Wait a minute… Does not come with plunger as illustrated?! What a ripoff! Screw this thing!...

Someone Bought This: Ric Flair WHOOs and spins!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 29 January 2021, 02:00

Crapper Dusty Cappel sent in a picture of his WCW Ric Flair Spinner top. Look! It has one of those pull cord things! Oh yeah, and it’s neon orange and green- which of course are just the kind of colors you would associate with Ric Flair. SpinningFlairFun.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan and Ultimate Warrior sunglasses and watch

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 January 2021, 02:00

Crapper Dusty Cappel sent in this picture of his WWF watch and Ultimate Warrior / Hulk Hogan sunglasses. I would look so cool wearing these sunglasses to the beach this Summer…...

Someone Bought This: Bill Goldberg carnival glass mirror

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 January 2021, 02:00

Crapper Dusty Cappel sent in this crappy bootleg Bill Goldberg carnival glass mirror thing that you’d win at the State Fair. “Goldberg 6:32”? Oh, how clever. And by “clever” I mean “Does not make any sense”....

Someone Bought This: An Ultimate Warrior wallet and other early 90’s crap!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 January 2021, 02:00

Crapper Dusty Cappel writes: I went to my dad’s house and decided to go through some of my old wrestling things from when I was a kid. I have got through 4 of the 12 totes and decided to share some of the items with you for somebody bought this. 1st pic is the wwf fanny pack, ultimate warrior wallet Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan is tiny and zombified!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 January 2021, 02:00

This is a Hulk Hogan S.L.U.G Zombie figure. Well, actually it’s a Hulk Hogan knockoff since it isn’t licensed or really called “Hulk Hogan” but whatever. S.L.U.G stands for Super Ugly Little Guys. They’re like M.U.S.L.E figures, I guess. So yes, it’s basically a little green zombie Hulk Hogan. This is one of those things that’s cool to have if Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan “Hulkster” painter’s cap

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 December 2020, 02:00

Hey kids! Want to look like a total idiot? Then get your hands on this Hulk Hogan “Hulkster” painter’s cap! (I want to note that my auto-correct wanted to change “Hulkster” to “Huckster”. Hmm…). I seriously can’t think of any situation where anyone of any age at any point in time in any situation would look cool wearing this painter’s cap. Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A hideous WWF Crush shirt

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 December 2020, 02:00

Shakabrah!!! Even Stevie Wonder would say “Dude, that Crush shirt is too damn ugly and bright! Tone it down, man!” If you wanted to sum up the earl 90’s with a color palette, I think this would be it! Purple, neon yellow, and bright orange! It kind of makes his Demolition gear look subtle by comparison, doesn’t it?...

Someone Bought This: Love The Undertaker and oatmeal? You’ll love this shirt!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 December 2020, 02:00

Okay, yes this Undertaker “Underquaker” shirt is weird and kind of stupid… But I can’t help but love the pun. Suck it, Wilford Brimley! DeadmanOatmeal.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!...

Someone Bought This: Practice safe sex the Stone Cold way!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 04 December 2020, 02:00

Yes, the WWF licensed Stone Cold Steve Austin’s name for condoms. Thank you, Attitude Era....

Someone Bought This: A WrestleMania mason jar

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 November 2020, 02:00

It’s a WrestleMania mason jar. Why does this exist? Who would buy it? What would they use it for? So many questions, so few answers…...

Someone Bought This: The Adam Bomb sunglasses will help protect you from the bomb flash!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 November 2020, 02:00

Crapper Drew Bludd writes: Bret Hart style (imitation) Adam Bomb sunglasses From the Adam Bomb page (!!) of the Summer 1995 WWF merchandise catalog. Did anyone EVER buy these? Wow! This is a good example of a really weird piece of merchandise that I never knew existed!...

Someone Bought This: Wrestling Troll dolls?

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 November 2020, 02:00

In the early 90’s, Troll dolls were hugely popular. So some company got the idea to take traditional action figures and give them Troll doll heads. And thus, we got the Troll Force line! They made knockoffs of plenty of popular action figures, including wrestling figures! They called one of the wrestlers “Big T”. (No, not him!). The other one was Mohawk. (No, Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Genius’ poetry book offer from WWF Magazine

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 November 2020, 02:00

Crapper Louis Izzo writes: From the pages of WWF Magazine, the April ’91 issue to be exact. Seriously, what is this? Is this some goofy gimmick to get people to hand Vince their mailing addresses, or was there a serious attempt at marketing something from the Genius as a legitimate product? Wow! I guess blondes really do have more fun! Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Classy WWF Hulk Hogan belt buckle

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 October 2020, 02:00

It’s a WWF Hulk Hogan belt buckle. I think it’s made out of pewter. I like this because it’s ridiculous and something only a 7 year old would wear, but it also looks kind of classy somehow. Can you imagine going in for a job interview in your 40’s sporting this bad boy near your crotch? LICENCE TO NOT GAIN Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The WCW KISS Demon trading card is hot!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 October 2020, 02:00

From a 2000 WCW Magazine, it’s a KISS Demon / Dale Torborg WCW Magazine trading card. And look! It’s in GEM MINT 10 CONDITION! GEM MINT 10! It can be yours for just $99.99 (plus shipping). Somebody call Don West! This is the deal of the century! ...

Someone Bought This: The official WWF whistle really blows!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 16 October 2020, 02:00

It’s an official WWF whistle! It’s the “Perfect” (get it? Ha ha) accessory for your Coach John Tolos Halloween costume!...

Someone Bought This: Doink The Clown caricature shirt

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 09 October 2020, 02:00

This shirt is supposed to have Doink The Clown on it but it looks more like Dink to me. Oh well, I guess that’s a “small” price to pay for such an.. um… unique shirt....

Someone Bought This: Batista talking pen

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 02 October 2020, 02:00

You’d better use this Batista talking pen at home, and only at home. Because if you go out in public anywhere like the bank or school and press the button to make it play a clip of Batista talking you’re going to make people want to hit you very hard, very quickly. Well, at least the sound clips are “intense”…...

Someone Bought This: Miss Elizabeth trading card

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 September 2020, 02:00

Hey, only Mrs. Deal should have her eyes on Randy!...

Someone Bought This: The Highlanders figures

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 18 September 2020, 02:00

It’s a two-pack of The Highlanders figures- one of the most forgettable tag-teams of the 2000’s. Who thought that kids or adults would want to buy figures of these two? Hey, remember when Robbie showed up in the audience of TNA Impact the weekend of Wrestlemania in 2008? We do! 3/27/08. Never forget....

Someone Bought This: WCW Worldwide shirt

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 September 2020, 02:00

Back in 1999/2000 if you watched WCW Worldwide you could email them with a question for a wrestler. If they picked your question, they’d read it on the air and a wrestler would answer it. Better yet, you won a spiffy WCW Worldwide logo shirt! According to Bryan at The WCW Worldwide Blog they were t-shirts with the WCW Worldwide logo Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Adam Bomb’s bomb!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 04 September 2020, 02:00

Remember when Adam Bomb turned face and threw these little Nerf footballs into the audience? LICENCE TO GET THE AUDIENCE’S FAVOR! Actually the fans didn’t care about him anymore as a face than they did as a heel because it was the exact same character. If you weren’t one of the 3 or 4 lucky fans to catch one of Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: RDV?

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 28 August 2020, 02:00

In 2011 TNA featured this Rob Van Dam shirt on their website as one of their new releases. Wait a minute… RDV? Rob’s Damn Van? Oh, it’s supposed to be RVD! Poor Rob. Even he must not have been as high as TNA’s merchandise designers! They actually did correct it when it went into production. Much better!...

Someone Bought This: AWA and WCW toy rings

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 August 2020, 02:00

This is why you need good artwork that actually represents your product. This is the Remo AWA toy wrestling ring. Look at how small that ring looks on the artwork! It’s as if they’re wrestling in a postage stamp! This is why proper scale is important when drawing things, Crappers. Look at the crowd in the foreground. It looks like Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: One of the lamest figure twin-packs ever

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 August 2020, 02:00

It’s lame heel Marc Mero Vs. boring face Steve Blackman. If I had been an 8 year old in 1997 and I would have gotten these figures I would have been so very disappointed. It’s hard for me to think of two roster members I cared less about than these two....