Category Archives: Someone Bought This

Obscure, strange, and sometimes downright horrible wrestling merchandise that someone paid good money to obtain.

Someone Bought This: WCW Bret Hart cereal

2 Submitted by on Fri, 13 December 2019, 02:00
It’s WCW Bret Hart cereal! Just add milk to hear Snap! Crackle! Whine! Warning– Cereal my lose its direction and float aimlessly around without purpose. Geez, I haven’t seen a cereal box that pink since Cap’n Crunch’s Punch Crunch. (Does come with effeminate sailor hippo as illustrated). Pfft, our own gay sailor’s straight brother’s Sweet Crunch cereal is way better! “That Punch Crunch Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW’s got balls… Baseballs, that is!

2 Submitted by on Fri, 15 November 2019, 02:00
I found WCW Goldberg and Sting baseballs! Because we know the strong connection the tWCW and baseball have always had. Er, wait a minute… Anyway, they’re the kind of collectible baseballs that you aren’t supposed to actually play with. You’re just supposed to look at them. But these look really ugly, so I wouldn’t really recommend looking at them. So Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Wah! No one understands Sting!

8 Submitted by on Fri, 08 November 2019, 02:00
WCW Worldwide Blog owner Bryan was sent this unreleased WCW Sting shirt from the artist who drew it. It was going to be made to promote the Sting/Hollywood Hogan match at Starrcade ’97. I’m really torn with this one, Crappers. On one hand, the artwork is very nice and I like the black/white/grey/purple color combination the artist went with. So Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Finally you can add The Booger Man to your Hasbro figure federation!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 01 November 2019, 02:00
Some awesome, creative person made a custom Bastion Booger Hasbro figure! It features the Body Avalanche move, which looks more to me like he’s pounding on the table demanding dinner. Boy, Bastion’s “signature” on that backing card is a lot tidier than you’d expect from a guy named Bastion Booger, isn’t it? It’s almost as if it’s a font and not his Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW/NWO hat pins

2 Submitted by on Fri, 25 October 2019, 02:00
Today we have a pair of WCW hat pins featuring the Bill Goldberg and NWO Wolfpack logos. Oh, I don’t know about these, Crappers… When I think of hat pins, I think of those frilly decorative pins Minnie Pearl or your Grandma would put in her fancy straw hat before going to Sunday church services… …which doesn’t exactly jive with the whole Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Terrifying Captain Lou Albano caricature shirt

2 Submitted by on Fri, 13 September 2019, 02:00
From 1986 it’s the Captain Lou Albano caricature shirt.. GAH! That is horrifying! He looks like a deranged, possessed Cabbage Patch Kids doll trying to kill someone in a horror movie! And for some reason, whoever drew this decided to put him in a suit better suited (see what I did there?) for Ted DiBiase. Let’s take a look at the definition Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Tatanka! Tie-Dye!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 06 September 2019, 02:00
It’s a tie-dye (?!) Tatanka shirt! It seems really weird that there’s a tie-dye shirt for Tatanka of all people. Is he secretly a hippie Indian? Aren’t tie-dye shirts supposed to be vibrant and colorful? You know, like this one! Tatiana’s Tie-Dye shirt is just sad and boring! Between the black and white picture of Tatanka and the muted, dark colors, this Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Steve Austin “Bad To The Bonz” shirt

1 Submitted by on Fri, 30 August 2019, 02:00
  Here’s the Stone Cold Steve Austin “Bad To The Bonz” shirt. “Bonz”?! Is that pronounced “Bons” like “Bon-Bons”? Oh! They mean “bones”! Because spelling things wrong is cool! I know that’s supposed to be a rattlesnake skeleton, but it really just looks like a magnified sperm to me. “Spermy 3:16 says I just fertilized your egg!” “Aw, what a wastesk Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WCW Erasable Pens help you fix-up your mix-ups!

5 Submitted by on Fri, 23 August 2019, 02:00
Let’s face it, if you’re booking WCW in the late 90’s, odds are you’re making a lot of mistakes! So you probably don’t want to use a proper ink pen to write out the weekly booking. Fortunately for you, we have this pair of erasable pens featuring Bill Goldberg and Kevin Nash. So when you change your booking plans an hour before Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Make Hulk Hogan fly to amuse your dog

5 Submitted by on Fri, 16 August 2019, 02:00
It’s a Hulk Hogan Frisbee! Oh, wait no…  I’m sorry- “Frisbee” is the legally protected trademark of some other company. This is a Hulk Hogan “Radical Flying Disc”. Whoa! it’s radical, dudes! Please don’t sue me, Frisbee people. It’s not my fault your products aren’t radical. I like that it advertises you can “Do tricks and stunts” with your dog Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: A Disco Inferno shirt? Yeah, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah!

3 Submitted by on Fri, 09 August 2019, 02:00
Yes, Disco Inferno got his own shirt. Okay, I guess that makes sense- he was pretty over with the crowds at one point. But that was mostly because of his awesome theme song more than anything else. I think I preferred him as a one-note John Travolta ripoff rather than the uber-annoying clueless “white guy pretending to be street” schmuck gimmick Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: He rides a motorcycle?

4 Submitted by on Fri, 02 August 2019, 02:00
It’s Kane! And he’s… on a motorcycle? Okay, I suppose that looks cool, but I don’t remember ever seeing Kane on a motorcycle on TV before. Maybe he took lessons with Paul Bearer after he killed The Undertaker’s parents? Or maybe The Undertaker decided to be the bigger man and teach him how to ride! They also released figures of Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: Hasbro shows a little skin(ner)

4 Submitted by on Fri, 26 July 2019, 02:00
All right! It’s an action figure of Skinner! I just love that someone at WWE and someone at Hasbro came together and collectively decided that “Yes! We need to make an action figure of Steve Kern as swamp-dwelling Skinner! The kids will love it!”. In case you’re wondering, the “Gator Breaker” move they so proudly advertise on the package is where Continue Reading...
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Someone Bought This: WWF Attitude “Show Me Your Puppies” shirt (sigh…)

5 Submitted by on Fri, 05 July 2019, 02:00
  This is a fine example of the worst of the worst of the “edgy” Attitude Era merchandise. Jerry Lawler loved to Oogle the Divas and got way, way too excited by their breasts. Or, as he called them “puppies”. In a really annoying, screechy, way-too-excited voice. And he’d call them that again and again and again… WWE decided to Continue Reading...
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