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Someone Bought This: Lame John Cena Halloween Costume

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 16 January 2013, 00:00

Next Halloween; why bother buying your child an actual Cena baseball cap and shirt, and add some denim cut-off shorts from WalMart when you can just buy this cheap, cheesy, and tacky costume instead? Turn your child into a laughingstock all in the name of saving a few bucks! Hope you enjoy watching the other kids beat the snot out Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: “Macho Man” Randy Savage “Romeo And Juliet” Slim Jim Commercial

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 13 January 2013, 04:33

Devoted Crapper Chris Morgan writes: Macho Man Randy Savage was a garish gentleman, but he was a man with a simple dream. He wanted us to enjoy juicy beef. He wanted us to enjoy spice. He wanted us to put snooty community theater directors in their place. And if that all could be done by somebody snapping into a Slim Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: “Macho Man” Randy Savage and “Dr. Death” Steve Williams tattoos

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 11 January 2013, 00:00

Long-time Crapper Dustin Nichols was nice enough to share his awesome wrestling tattoos (!) with us. He writes the following: I don’t know if this technically counts, but I thought I’d share my two wrestling-related tattoos with you. They are tributes to my late friend, “Dr. Death” Steve Williams and “Macho Man” Randy Savage. -Dustin Nichols Very cool, Dustin! I especially love Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: Hulk Hogan’s Pastamania Revisited

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 10 January 2013, 00:00

Fellow Crapper Chris Morgan was nice enough to submit this week’s “It Came From YouTube” and wrote the following: Ah, Pastamania! Not just the foremost provider of Hulk Hogan themed pasta dishes, but a muse to us all. It inspired the Hulkster himself to defeat Big Bubba, but it inspired me as well. As a comedy-type person, I was required Continue Reading...