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Someone Bought This: Santa Hollywood Hogan Christmas ornament

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 December 2018, 02:00

Santa Hollywood Hogan is here and he has presents! Oh yes, it’s a NWO Hulk Hogan Christmas ornament! I’d like to think he’s like The Grinch and he’s just in the middle of taking Christmas gifts away from kids and families. Because that’s how Hollywood Hogan rolls, brother!...

Someone Bought This: Sin Cara and Scooby-Doo figures

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 December 2018, 02:00

A few years ago there was a WWE/Scooby Doo “WrestleMania Mystery” crossover cartoon movie. Here’s some figures of Sin Cara and Scooby-Doo, together at last. Can’t you just picture Sin Cara out at 6 AM taking Scooby out for walkies? The real mystery is why anyone would want this particular combination of figures. Oh-Ho-Ho-Ho!...

Someone Bought This: Funky Texas Tornado logo shirt

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 December 2018, 02:00

This circa late 80’s/early 90’s WWF Texas Tornado Kerry Von Erich logo shirt has some of the weirdest color choices I’ve ever seen on a wrestling shirt: Blue, orange, red, and black/white?! I can’t decide if I hate it because of the contrasting colors or love it because it’s so cheesy. A giant red tornado coming at you would be Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The Road Warriors love their Zubaz!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 November 2018, 02:00

The Road Warriors (AKA: The Legion of Doom to you WWF fans) love their Zubaz pants! Why? Because they’re flashy, and comfortable, and Zebra stripes never, ever go out of style! What’s not to love? And now, enjoy a gallery of Hawk and Animal in Zubaz: UHHHHHHWhatAZubazRush.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…...

Someone Bought This: Chyna’s second dumbest shirt

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 23 November 2018, 02:00

“Chyna Syndrome”? (Insert obvious STD joke here). Well, this isn’t quite as embarrassingly stupid as her Va-Chyna shirt, but it still doesn’t make any sense. It’s a reference to the movie The China Syndrome about a reporter who uncovers shady goings-on at a Nuclear Power Plant. So is this shirt saying that Chyna is a Nuclear-Powered Diva like Nuclear Man Continue Reading...