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Someone Bought This: WCW Nitro and WWF Attitude colognes

22 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 19 April 2015, 03:00

What better way to cover up the stink of your dying wrestling promotion than with WCW Nitro Cologne? I found an Amazon listing for WCW Nitro Cologne, and check out these prices sellers are asking for it on Amazon Marketplace! $200+ for a bottle?! There’s also WWF Attitude Cologne for you men who want to smell like.. um.. attitude, I Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Stylish Four Horsemen sweatshirts

13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 19 April 2015, 02:00

Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Insert your bad Christmas family portrait jokes here. I’m picturing The Four Horsemen at Sears Portrait Studio or JC Penny’s or whatever with their mothers on the other side of the camera yelling at them to look well-behaved and smile at the camera so they “can have at least one nice photo of the boys looking so Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: New Japan Tabasco commercial

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 19 April 2015, 01:12

Crapper Paul S. writes: Check out this commercial from 1982 in which Antonio Inoki and Tiger mask shill Tabasco Sauce. That thing is just dripping with Japanese goofiness....

It Came From YouTube: Tommy Dreamer’s knockoff TNA theme with an amazing singing talent!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 18 April 2015, 02:00

Okay, two things about Tommy Dreamer’s TNA theme. First of all; yes, it’s an obvious ripoff of Alice In Chain’s Man In The Box which was his ECW theme music. Secondly and most interestingly it sounds like TNA hired WrestleCrap Radio’s own Nathaniel to sing it! (“Super Stock” is Nathaniel’s E-Fed alter-ego)....

It Came From YouTube: T.L Hopper’s flushtastic theme song

10 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 April 2015, 23:02

Meet T.L Hopper. A wrestling plumber (oh yes, he’s been inducted! Don’t you worry about that!). And his theme song is a toilet flushing over and over again. Just listen to that glorious sound! Isn’t it beautiful? The WWF in 1996, ladies and gentlemen… Sometimes it’s literally WrestleCrap!...