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Someone Bought This: The Dragon will fire up your wardrobe!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 January 2020, 02:00

I don’t care what anyone says… Fire-breathing Ricky Steamboat was awesome! Even if the dragon outfit did kind of look stupid and make him look like those venom-spitting dinosaurs from Jurassic Park. JurasscSteamboat.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…...

Someone Bought This: Clear your nose with the help of Jimmy Hart!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 December 2019, 02:00

You always knew that Jimmy Hart was a little snot and now you can put a little snot on him with this Official Jimmy Hart handkerchief! “Official” as opposed to all of those unofficial bootleg Jimmy Hart hankies, I guess… I bet Gorilla Monsoon had one of these just so he could blow his nose onto “that annoying little pipsqueak”....

Someone Bought This: ECW Hard Core Cafe shirt

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 20 December 2019, 02:00

“ECW Hard Core Cafe”. Because nothing says “hardcore indie fed” like parodying a trendy corporate restaurant logo that’s been mass marketed to millions of people....

Someone Bought This: WCW Bret Hart cereal

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 13 December 2019, 02:00

It’s WCW Bret Hart cereal! Just add milk to hear Snap! Crackle! Whine! Warning– Cereal my lose its direction and float aimlessly around without purpose. Geez, I haven’t seen a cereal box that pink since Cap’n Crunch’s Punch Crunch. (Does come with effeminate sailor hippo as illustrated). Pfft, our own gay sailor’s straight brother’s Sweet Crunch cereal is way better! “That Punch Crunch Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: This WWF knit cap has one major flaw…

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 06 December 2019, 02:00

Here’s a WWF knit cap from the late 80’s. And do you know what makes it WrestleCrap worthy? That stupid yellow and black poof ball at the top! It just makes the hat look so dumb! “OOOOH I hates poof balls!”. If you wore this hat to school as kid you deserved to be pelted with snow balls....