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Someone Bought This: Cow Blood?

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 26 October 2015, 02:00

This is a Matt Hardy TNA shirt that says… Cow Blood. Cow Blood? Oh! It’s supposed to be COLD Blood. Good, readable font is important, kids!...

It Came From YouTube: 25 years of The Undertaker

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 25 October 2015, 22:24

At this year’s Survivor Series WWE will be commemorating the 25th Anniversary of The Undertaker’s debut at the 1990 Survivor Series, and… “Ooooh! I’ll gladly “rise” for that big, studly Zombie fella any night! I’ll make sure he won’t be dead in bed if you knowsk what I mean! Ug-Gug-Gug-Gug!” MAKE LIKE A TREE AND GET OUTTA HERE, GAY POPEYE! ...

It Came From YouTube: It’s a Chamber Of Horrors with Elvira!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 25 October 2015, 15:00

1991’s Halloween Havoc with the stupid Chamber Of Horrors match was pretty wretched (read all about it in the induction in the archives!) but this commercial features the amazing and lovely Elvira and that’s all I really care about! Happy Halloween, Crappers!...

Someone Bought This: Virgil- Wrestling Superstar shirt

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sun, 25 October 2015, 02:00

This Virgil shirt exists, and you can buy it. And that’s all I have to say about it....

It Came From YouTube: The British Bulldog’s 3rd WWF theme

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 24 October 2015, 23:59

The British Bulldog Davey Boy Smith used this terrible theme song in 1999. Because why be classy and use the nice original “Rule, Britannia!” song when you can be repetitive and derivative? They Poochified his theme song!...