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It Came From YouTube: John Cena is nuts about pistachios (and also, he’s an elephant).

16 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 10 October 2016, 16:12

John Cena is Ernie The Elephant! Elephant Ernie’s/John’s dialogue sounds like something straight out of a 1998 Attitude Era episode of Raw. Lords Of Pain says thusly: John Cena and Seahawks player Richard Sherman are appearing in a new ad campaign from Wonderful Pistachios to educate fans on the nutritional benefits of pistachios. Cena is voicing Ernie The Elephant, a pistachio-loving Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WWE zombie wrestling figures

11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 October 2016, 02:00

Just in time for Halloween, Mattel has released a line of WWE Zombie Figure. If I was 9 years old I’d probably think these are cool and I guess WWE’s marketing department is banking on kids loving these!...

It Came From YouTube: The Rock reacts to his debut match

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 04 October 2016, 18:03

The Rock reacts to his debut match. Man, he can make anything entertaining! He’s almost as funny as R.D and Art, but not even The Great One can reach those comedic heights!...

Someone Bought This: Custom Hulk Hogan Gawker trial figure!

13 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Sat, 01 October 2016, 13:58

Crapper Ator sent in these pictures of his awesome “Hulk Hogan Gawker Trial” figure. You will remember that Ator also made the Triple H as Kane figure. He writes: Thought the fine folks at Wrestlecrap might get a charge from this TEN INCH TALL Gawker trial Hulk Hogan figure! Well maybe he’s not ten inches like you’re trying to say Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: WCW + MTV + Spring Break = WrestleCrap. Go figure…

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 30 September 2016, 15:00

Crapper Jim Shea writes: What happens when you try to take Body Slam: The Movie and bring it into reality in the year 1999? You get THIS! There’s good reason the concept behind Body Slam was never put into practice as you can see here with this confusing mess. But hey, let’s all party like it’s 1999 with some cheesy Continue Reading...