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Someone Bought This: Concrete proof that Blade Braxton is wrong, and R.D Reynolds is right.

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Thu, 13 October 2016, 20:14

I need to draw a line in the sand, Crappers! Older, sluttier WCW Miss Elizabeth is a million times hotter than young, boring, “pure” Granny-Panty-wearing WWE Miss Elizabeth, as these WCW posters so clearly illustrate. Blade might know a good horror movie 9and quite a few bad ones, even!) but when it comes to Elizabeth, my old buddy and old pal Continue Reading...

It Came From YouTube: A Barbaric used car pitchman!

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Wed, 12 October 2016, 15:00

Scott Keith posted this commercial in a recent Wrestling Observer Flashback and I just had to share it here. It’s John Nord (AKA: The Berzerker) as Nord The Barbarian doing a commercial for a used car dealership! If you don’t love every second of this commercial then you are simply on the wrong website, bucko!...

It Came From YouTube: John Cena is nuts about pistachios (and also, he’s an elephant).

16 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Mon, 10 October 2016, 16:12

John Cena is Ernie The Elephant! Elephant Ernie’s/John’s dialogue sounds like something straight out of a 1998 Attitude Era episode of Raw. Lords Of Pain says thusly: John Cena and Seahawks player Richard Sherman are appearing in a new ad campaign from Wonderful Pistachios to educate fans on the nutritional benefits of pistachios. Cena is voicing Ernie The Elephant, a pistachio-loving Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: WWE zombie wrestling figures

11 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 October 2016, 02:00

Just in time for Halloween, Mattel has released a line of WWE Zombie Figure. If I was 9 years old I’d probably think these are cool and I guess WWE’s marketing department is banking on kids loving these!...

It Came From YouTube: The Rock reacts to his debut match

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Tue, 04 October 2016, 18:03

The Rock reacts to his debut match. Man, he can make anything entertaining! He’s almost as funny as R.D and Art, but not even The Great One can reach those comedic heights!...