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Someone Bought This: Let your kids climb on John Cena’s comfy lap and.. wait, what?!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 September 2018, 02:00

Today we have a John Cena inflatable chair. The chair is designed so that your kid sits on John’s “lap”. That’s… kind of creepy. Combine that with how John’s face is kind of in the shadows looking all evil and this chair is really starting to freak me out…...

Someone Bought This: The most forgettable tag team of the 90’s got a trading card?!

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 September 2018, 02:00

I was browsing through the awesome Wrestling Trading Cards database site and I came across this gem. From a 1995 WWF Magazine comes this Tekno Team 2000 trading card. I love that they got their own trading card despite only being in the WWF for like 4 months and doing absolutely nothing of note in that time. Tekno Team 2000 were Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A shirt fit for any beefcake in San Fransisco

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 07 September 2018, 02:00

It’s a shirt featuring Brutus “The Barber” Beefcake carrying a gigantic pair of novelty scissors while wearing his Chippendales Dancer bowtie and pink zebra striped tights. If you wear this shirt it will defiantly get people talking about you, but probably not for the reasons you want… “I getsk my hair cut by Brutus all the time! He has such a gentle, Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A Big, Nasty, Wart-Infested wall decoration

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 31 August 2018, 02:00

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Someone Bought This: The King Of The Ring chair is full of (your) hot air!

0 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 24 August 2018, 02:00

In 1997 you could get this adult-sized inflatable King Of The Ring chair. And how much was it? $70.99?! For a novelty wrestling Pay-Per-View chair?! Take off the King Of The Ring and WWF logos and this looks like the kind of trendy piece of crap they’d sell at Spencer’s Gifts for 15 year old girls....