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Someone Bought This: Keep cool this summer…. with Psycho Sid!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 22 June 2018, 02:00

It’s Sycho Sid / Sid Justice / Sid Vicious shilling for Super Soaker squirt guns! I guess that makes sense… Sid always looked like someone doused him with one of these things just before he came out to the aisle! SychoSidSquirtsSomeone.com! I bet that URL’s not taken!...

Someone Bought This: Take care of your zits the cool way…

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 15 June 2018, 02:00

It’s a WWF Stridex promotional trading card! if you’re going to have pimples you might as well also have some cool pictures of WWF wrestlers too. I wonder if any of the wrestlers used Stridex to deal with their backne?...

Someone Bought This: Condom 3:16

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 08 June 2018, 02:00

Crapper Sean Bateman writes: Here is some one liners abouth this: 1) A snakeskin for your foreskin. 2) Condom 3:16 says I just fucked your ass *waits for a gong from the WCR gong or chirps from the crickets* ...

Someone Bought This: Do you need life advice? Captain Lou is here to help!

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 01 June 2018, 02:00

Are you having problems in life? Do you need some friendly advice? Maybe a laugh or two? Captain Lou Albano is here to help! From the 1987 WWF merchandise catalog comes “The Wit And Wisdom Of Captain Lou Albano” authored by (who else?) The Captain himself! Yes, it even includes an introduction by Vince McMahon himself! I wonder what the Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: A very unappetizing restaurant billboard.

8 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 25 May 2018, 02:00

Crapper Paul S. writes: No shirt, no shoes, no problem… if you’re Scott Steiner. OOF! Because nothing says “A nice, affordable family meal” like a roided-up, shirtless, middle-aged crippled wrestler…....