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Someone Bought This: WCW playing cards

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 July 2019, 02:00

For those who have said that WCW wasn’t playing with a full deck toward the end, today we have a set of WCW playing cards from 1999. I wonder who’s on the Joker card?...

Someone Bought This: WWF Attitude “Show Me Your Puppies” shirt (sigh…)

5 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 05 July 2019, 02:00

This is a fine example of the worst of the worst of the “edgy” Attitude Era merchandise. Jerry Lawler loved to Oogle the Divas and got way, way too excited by their breasts. Or, as he called them “puppies”. In a really annoying, screechy, way-too-excited voice. And he’d call them that again and again and again… WWE decided to Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Foam + Goldberg = Foamberg!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 28 June 2019, 02:00

Today we have a WCW foam Bill Goldberg. It’s like one of those “We’re Number One!” foam fingers that you put on your hand and wave around except um… it’s his upper body. The back features both the stupid pointy WCW logo, and Goldberg’s tribal tattoo so the people behind you at the arena have something to look at while Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: “The Rock Says…”? Not really.

9 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 21 June 2019, 02:00

This is The Rock’s 2000 autobiography “The Rock Says…”. It’s one of the worst wrestling autobiographies eve released for two simple reasons: First, unlike Mick Foley’s excellent autobiographies, The Rock’s book was mostly written by Joe Layden with very little actual involvement from The Rock. Secondly, it came out on January 1st, 2000. The Rock had only been in WWE for Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The NWO will destroy WCW with a Cyborg!

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 14 June 2019, 02:00

Remember Cyborg? You know, the NWO member? What do you mean “No”?! Well, all I can tell you is that apparently Cyborg was a wrestler from Brazil. So I guess he was in the NWO’s Brazilian offshoot? Man, that’s worse than being in the lame NWO B-Team with Vincent and Scott Norton. And yes, I know that isn’t Hollywood Hogan there. These Continue Reading...