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Someone Bought This: Two out of three ain’t bad…

6 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 July 2020, 02:00

Here we have a three pack of figures- Stone Cold Steve Austin, Dr. Death Steve Williams, and Edge. This reminds me of that song from Sesame Street. “One of these things is not like the other. One of these things just doesn’t belong…” They must’ve put this set of figures together because they had a ton of unsold Dr. Death figures Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Even dumber than a foam finger…

3 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 July 2020, 02:00

If you ever doubt the genius of the WWE Marketing Machine… …they actually got people to pay money for a foam representation of Hacksaw Jim Duggan’s 2×4 piece of wood with his face on it! “Did somebody say ‘Wood’?”. “I sure hopesk so!” Get out of here, both of you! ...

Someone Bought This: Hulk Hogan does The Donkey Kong!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 26 June 2020, 02:00

Bryan over at The WCW Worldwide Blog found this WCW Hulk Hogan LCD video game on eBay! It’s basically Donkey Kong with Hulk Hogan in place of Mario. So yes, it’s a video game staring a wrestler that has nothing whatsoever to do with wrestling. I absolutely love the text under the screenshots! Read that out loud in your best Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: The WCW Bill Goldberg toy truck looks familiar…

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 19 June 2020, 02:00

This is a WCW Road Rebels Bill Goldberg toy truck that comes with a Goldberg figure. First of all, Goldberg looks like he’s auditioning for Right Said Fred with that vest/muscle shirt combo outfit… But what the truck really seems to be is a souped-up version of Fred Sanford’s salvage truck from Sanford And Son. “WCW, you big dummies!”....

Someone Bought This: The WCW Sparkle Gun isn’t quite on target…

7 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 12 June 2020, 02:00

From 1991 it’s the WCW Sparkle Gun! It makes little sparks at the end when you pull the trigger. You may be asking yourself “What a Sparkle Gun has to do with wrestling?”. And the answer is… Um… I’ll get back to you on that. It would have been a lot funnier if Brian Pillman had used this on the infamous Continue Reading...