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Someone Bought This: It’s raining men, hallelujah!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 24 January 2020, 02:00

As you’ve probably been able to figure out by now, this is a WWF umbrella featuring Hulk Hogan and the Ultimate Warrior. I have nothing funny or interesting to say about it. I just thought it was kind of a unique piece of merchandise....

Someone Bought This: King Mabel promotional photo

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 17 January 2020, 02:00

In 1995 WWE pushed talentless slug heel Mabel to the moon and had him win the King Of The Ring which is how we got this 8×10 promotional photo of King Mabel. I will say that his “crazy eyes” look is… um… unique. I can almost hear him say “You ate the last Twinkie?! You must die!“. What kind of name Continue Reading...

Someone Bought This: Triple H’s bad hair day

4 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 10 January 2020, 02:00

Crapper Will Fluker writes: i cant believe that someone bought this when i saw this Triple H figure, HIs hair looks like a Dragon Ball Z character. Hey, you’re right!...

Someone Bought This: The Dragon will fire up your wardrobe!

2 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 03 January 2020, 02:00

I don’t care what anyone says… Fire-breathing Ricky Steamboat was awesome! Even if the dragon outfit did kind of look stupid and make him look like those venom-spitting dinosaurs from Jurassic Park. JurasscSteamboat.com! I bet that URL’s not taken…...

Someone Bought This: Clear your nose with the help of Jimmy Hart!

1 Submitted by "The Big Cheese" Paul Kraft on Fri, 27 December 2019, 02:00

You always knew that Jimmy Hart was a little snot and now you can put a little snot on him with this Official Jimmy Hart handkerchief! “Official” as opposed to all of those unofficial bootleg Jimmy Hart hankies, I guess… I bet Gorilla Monsoon had one of these just so he could blow his nose onto “that annoying little pipsqueak”....