About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown. If you like horror movies, check out www.365daysofhorrormovies.blogspot.com

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Headlies: Paige Audited For Not Reporting Multiple Houses

5 Submitted by on Mon, 07 September 2015, 08:00
Baltimore, MD – Former WWE tag team champion Irwin R. Schyster made a surprise return on Monday to discuss the current tax problems of WWE Diva Paige. The incident occurred during a backstage interview with her fellow PCB teammates Charlotte and Becky Lynch. Paige had just begun to give a rousing speech about the Divas’ revolution when former WWE star Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Haku Wins Tough Enough

8 Submitted by on Mon, 31 August 2015, 08:00
Tampa, FL – WWE shocked the wrestling world by announcing the winner of Tough Enough was none other than former WWE and WCW wrestler Haku. The shocking announcement came during the live debut of this season’s contract winners Josh and Sara Lee. As Triple H and Stephanie McMahon praised both competitors, a ruckus came from the crowd. Haku, a former Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Cena Fans Hijack NXT: Takeover

10 Submitted by on Mon, 24 August 2015, 08:00
Brooklyn, NY: In what has been labeled an “epic disaster” by WWE, irate John Cena fans ruined NXT: Takeover this past weekend in Brooklyn. The usually boisterous NXT crowd, known for their various chants and love of all things NXT, was nowhere to be found at the event. A rainbow of colored Cena shirts filled the crowd, replacing the usual Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Val Venis Returns To Manage The Submission Sorority

5 Submitted by on Mon, 10 August 2015, 08:00
  Las Vegas, NV – WWE officials announced today that they have rehired Attitude Era star Val Venis to manage the Submission Sorority. Venis joined WWE Divas Charlotte, Paige, and Becky Lynch, whose faction name was recently revealed to also belong to a pornographic website, at a press conference before Raw. “Heeeelllllllooooooo, Divas! ” said Venis, wearing only a towel. Continue Reading...
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