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Headlies: Jack Swagger Hosts His Annual 4th Of July BBQ

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 04 July 2016, 08:00

Perry, OK – WWE Superstar Jack Swagger celebrated the 4th of July with several other patriotic wrestlers at his annual 4th of July BBQ and Karaoke Contest. Swagger’s former manager Zeb Colter was the first to arrive. His motorized scooter was decorated with red, white, and blue streamers on the handle bars and the horn played Yankee Doodle. “Son, this Continue Reading...

Headlies: Vince McMahon And Roman Reigns Officially “On A Break”

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 27 June 2016, 08:00

Miami, FL – Former WWE World Heavyweight Champion Roman Reigns waited patiently for his date to arrive at the esteemed French restaurant Palme D’or. They had originally agreed to meet at 8 o’clock and Roman made sure to show up early as to not upset his better half. He checked his watch and audibly sighed as the time read 8:45. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Corporate Kane Updates His LinkedIn Page

11 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 20 June 2016, 08:00

Stamford, CT – After handing his resume and letter of recommendation to Stephanie and Shane McMahon in order to become the head of Smackdown, Kane decided to update his LinkedIn account just in case either McMahon was going to look. As the sun set over his 2 bedroom townhouse, Kane opened up his laptop while his two dogs, Torchy and Continue Reading...

Headlies: Brock Lesnar Vs. “Broken” Matt Hardy At UFC 200

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 13 June 2016, 08:00

Las Vegas, NV – After days of speculation, rumors, and false reports, UFC officials have announced that WWE Superstar and former UFC champion Brock Lesnar will be taking on none other than Matt Hardy. UFC President Dana White unveiled the blockbuster match with both competitors at a press conference in Las Vegas. “We want UFC 200 to be the biggest Continue Reading...

Headlies: Captain America Joins The NWO

13 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 06 June 2016, 08:00

(Today’s Headlie was guest written by Paul Sebert. Thanks Paul!) New York, NY– Readers of the new “Captain America: Steve Rogers” were shocked by the comic’s ending which featured Captain America leg-dropping fellow superhero Jack Flagg before tearing off his costume to reveal a black and white NWO T-shirt before raising his hand in the air and uttering the “Too Continue Reading...