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Headlies: Vince McMahon Stuck In Wrestlemania Traffic After Ring Cart Breaks Down

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sat, 02 April 2016, 08:00

Texarkana, TX – Multiple problems have plagued Vince McMahon’s journey to Wrestlemania, culminating in the breakdown of his motorized wrestling ring cart in eastern Texas. McMahon embarked for Dallas, Texas from his home in Greenwich Connecticut on Tuesday morning. Forgoing a plane ride, McMahon decided to tour the country by himself. The first problem McMahon ran into was a bout Continue Reading...

Headlies: Zack Ryder’s Wrestlemania Match Just An Elaborate Episode Of Swerved

31 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 28 March 2016, 08:00

Long Island, NY – WWE Superstar Zack Ryder’s appearance in a match at Wrestlemania has been revealed to be an elaborate episode of the WWE Network original show “Swerved”. The inclusion of Ryder in the Intercontinental Championship match surprised many longtime fans. While he has been appearing in NXT for the past several months, Ryder has not been included in Continue Reading...

Headlies: Wrestlemania 32 Attendance Number Leaks Early

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sat, 26 March 2016, 08:00

West Hollywood, CA – An official document promoting Wrestlemania 32’s record-setting attendance has leaked online despite the event not taking place for another week. Ryan Satin, Founder and Editor-In-Chief of ProWrestlingSheet.com, is reporting that WWE will be touting a new attendance record of “10 Cajillion people” at the event in Dallas. “It’s no secret that WWE has been pushing hard Continue Reading...

Headlies: Roman Reigns’s Wrestlemania Entrance To Include Piggyback Ride From Vince McMahon

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 21 March 2016, 08:00

Dallas, TX – With just mere weeks away until Wrestlemania 32, preparation has already begun for the extravagant entrance for Roman Reigns. WWE CEO Vince McMahon has personally been planning the entrance for months and commenced a walk-through at AT&T Stadium. “Alright, I want the F-15’s to fly over head right before Roman’s music hits,” said Vince McMahon, giving direction Continue Reading...

Headlies: Sami Zayn To Appear At Wrestlemania As One Of Triple H’s Wenches

9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 14 March 2016, 08:00

Stamford, CT – After weeks of speculation, WWE officials have announced that NXT favorite Sami Zayn will indeed be a part of this year’s Wrestlemania. While many believed that Zayn would be taking on longtime rival Kevin Owens in Dallas, Vince McMahon and Triple H revealed their plans in a closed-door meeting. “Sami, we absolutely love what you’ve done down Continue Reading...