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Headlies: Cena Fans Hijack NXT: Takeover

10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 24 August 2015, 08:00

Brooklyn, NY: In what has been labeled an “epic disaster” by WWE, irate John Cena fans ruined NXT: Takeover this past weekend in Brooklyn. The usually boisterous NXT crowd, known for their various chants and love of all things NXT, was nowhere to be found at the event. A rainbow of colored Cena shirts filled the crowd, replacing the usual Continue Reading...

Headlies: Vince McMahon Coming Around To The Idea Of Japan

18 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 17 August 2015, 08:00

Stamford, CT – After many years of self-reflection and the strong efforts of his staff and family, WWE CEO Vince McMahon is finally coming around to the idea of Japan. McMahon, whose strength is not in geography, had been unable to grasp that concept that Japan was, in fact, a real country with it’s own language and culture. Thanks to Continue Reading...

Headlies: Val Venis Returns To Manage The Submission Sorority

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 10 August 2015, 08:00

Las Vegas, NV – WWE officials announced today that they have rehired Attitude Era star Val Venis to manage the Submission Sorority. Venis joined WWE Divas Charlotte, Paige, and Becky Lynch, whose faction name was recently revealed to also belong to a pornographic website, at a press conference before Raw. “Heeeelllllllooooooo, Divas! ” said Venis, wearing only a towel. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Col. DeBeers Added As A Judge On Tough Enough

9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 03 August 2015, 08:00

Winter Park, FL – WWE officials have announced that the newest judge for the reality series “Tough Enough” will be none other than Colonel DeBeers. “We felt it was time to add a little spark to the Tough Enough competition,” said Vince McMahon. “ The Miz did a great job last week, but it was time the show had a Continue Reading...

Headlies: Government Admits All Of Brian Kendrick’s Conspiracies True

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 27 July 2015, 08:00

Washington, DC – In a stunning admission, President Obama admitted that every conspiracy theory believed by WWE trainer and wrestler Brian Kendrick is, in fact, true. Flanked by ranking members of the Armed Services and Pentagon officials, the President explained why the government was coming forward now. “My final term is coming up and I’m done being ‘No drama Obama’,” Continue Reading...