About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown. If you like horror movies, check out www.365daysofhorrormovies.blogspot.com

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Headlies: WWE Unveils More Tiered Pricing Plans For The Network

12 Submitted by on Mon, 17 October 2016, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials have unveiled a slew of new pricing plan tiers for the WWE Network. After plans were leaked online, the company moved quickly forward in hopes of garnering more attention. The list appeared on WWE.com along with a statement from Vince McMahon saying, “We hope to bring even more specialized entertainment to the ever-growing WWE Universe. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Officials Beg Vince McMahon Not To Do A Columbus Day Skit

10 Submitted by on Mon, 10 October 2016, 08:00
Oakland, CA – Tensions ran high during the pre-Raw creative meeting as WWE CEO Vince McMahon insisted on the show including a skit about Columbus Day. “I don’t see what the problem is,” said a frustrated McMahon. “Whenever Raw falls on a holiday, we do a holiday-related skit. Remember on Halloween, we have the women dress up in their favorite Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Brian Kendrick Wants To Show You A Body He Found In The Woods

2 Submitted by on Mon, 03 October 2016, 08:00
Mill Valley, CA – WWE Superstar Brian Kendrick wants to show you something cool that he found in the woods. You both skip Chemistry class and head out into the woods behind the baseball field. “Dude, it’s going to blow your mind!” says Kendrick as you walk deeper and deeper in the woods. Kendrick has always been a little different, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: TNA Sold To A Giant Chicken

21 Submitted by on Wed, 28 September 2016, 03:01
Today’s Headlie was written by Crapper Paul Sebert. Thanks, Paul! Nashville, TN – Following failed bids by Aroluxe Marketing, Billy Corgan, and Virgil TNA announced it’s new financial backer at a press conference on Wednesday.  Dixie Carter appeared at a joint press conference with a representative from a new investment firm called “Boo Industries.”   “It is with great confidence Continue Reading...
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