About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown. If you like horror movies, check out www.365daysofhorrormovies.blogspot.com

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Headlies: Glenn Jacobs and Rick Titan to Portray Broken Matt and Brother Nero

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(This Headlie was written by Crapper Ator. Thanks, Ator!) Orlando, FL-  Jeff Jarrett has stunned the wrestling world with a bombshell announcement. At the most recent round of tapings for the next eight months of Impact! Wrestling programming he took to the ring to make this proclamation: “I know there has been very public discourse between Impact! Ventures and a Continue Reading...
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Headlies: John Cena Changes Mind, Proposes To Matt Hardy Instead

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Orlando, FL – Following the explosive events of Wrestlemania 33, WWE Superstar John Cena made a shocking marriage proposal to none other than Matt Hardy. At the conclusion of their match against The Miz and Maryse, Cena proposed to his longtime significant other Nikki Bella. As the couple walked back up the entrance ramp, the Hardy Boyz theme music began to play. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Wrestlemania 33 Breaks Guinness World Record For Most Naps At A Sporting Event

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Orlando, FL – Officials with the Guinness World Records have announced that the crowd at Wrestlemania 33 set a world record for the most amount of naps had at a public sporting event. Global President of Guinness World Records Alistair Richards made the announcement before Monday Night Raw. “I hereby present the WWE with this commemorative plaque, a honey-glazed ham, Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Triple H Takes A Group Of Fans To Dave & Busters To Show Them He’s Still Cool

7 Submitted by on Mon, 27 March 2017, 08:00
Philadelphia, PA – Following the conclusion of Monday Night Raw, WWE COO Triple H took out a large group of fans to show them that he is still cool. “We were hanging outside one of the exits hoping to get some autographs and like an RKO, Triple H came outta nowhere and started talking to us,” said ice cream sandwich Continue Reading...
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