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Headlies: Vince McMahon Deeply Impressed With Roman Reigns’s Royal Rumble Elimination

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 30 January 2017, 08:00

San Antonio, TX – While most of the wrestling world was talking about Randy Orton’s surprise win at the Royal Rumble, WWE CEO Vince McMahon was focusing on the incredible way that Roman Reigns took his elimination. “Highlight of the entire night,” said McMahon while talking about an event that included appearances from The Undertaker, Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, and Tye Continue Reading...

Headlies: Milk Truck To Induct Kurt Angle Into The WWE Hall Of Fame

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 January 2017, 08:00

Waterloo, WI: WWE officials have announced that Kurt Angle will be inducted into the WWE Hall Of Fame by none other than the milk truck that he drove to the ring on Monday Night Raw in 2001. Speculation as to who was going to induct Angle ran rampant last week in many corners of the internet. Some suggested Chris Jericho, Continue Reading...

Headlies: Triple H’s Sledgehammer To Be Inducted Into The WWE Hall Of Fame

10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 16 January 2017, 08:00

Greenwich, CT – On tonight’s edition of Monday Night Raw, the WWE will announce that the first induction for this year’s Hall Of Fame ceremony will be none other than Triple H’s Sledgehammer. The sledgehammer, a long-time ally of the former world champion and current COO of WWE, has been a member of the WWE roster for over 15 years. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Alberto Del Rio Beats Up Ninja Turtle At Child’s Birthday Party

13 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 09 January 2017, 08:00

Las Cruces, NM – Former WWE Superstar Alberto Del Rio is once again in trouble with the law after assaulting another person in a Ninja Turtles costume. Las Cruces Sheriff Benjamin Munoz described the scene, saying “It’s just awful. I can’t recall ever seeing such a random and senseless act of violence. There were foam sais, nunchucks, and bos everywhere.” Continue Reading...

Headlies: Dixie Carter Is Ready For 2017, Dang It

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 02 January 2017, 08:00

Nashville, TN – TNA President Dixie Carter stumbled out of bed and slowly made her way to the kitchen. Still hungover from her New Years Eve celebration, Carter knew she desperately needed something to eat to keep the room from spinning. After downing several Jell-O pudding cups, and avoiding several passed-out party goers, Carter flopped down on her leather couch Continue Reading...