About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown. If you like horror movies, check out www.365daysofhorrormovies.blogspot.com

Recent Posts by Jordan Mishkin

Headlies: Erick Rowan Cleans Up The House Of Horrors

1 Submitted by on Mon, 01 May 2017, 08:00
San Jose, CA – Following the brutal main event match at Payback between Randy Orton and Bray Wyatt, Wyatt family member Erick has taken it upon himself to clean up Bray Wyatt’s House of Horrors. Donning a bandanna to keep sweat out of his eyes and a maid outfit to keep his filthy jumpsuit clean, Rowan removed a bucket filled Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The Blacktop Bully Teaches JBL How To “Be A Star”

10 Submitted by on Mon, 17 April 2017, 08:00
Sweetwater, TX – Over the weekend, WWE commentator and former wrestler John “Bradshaw” Leyfield received a special lesson on how to “Be A STAR”. JBL, who has come under fire recently due to accusations of bullying, awoke to the sounds of a tractor trailer horn blasting in his driveway. “What in tarnation is going on?” shouted JBL from his window. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Glenn Jacobs and Rick Titan to Portray Broken Matt and Brother Nero

3 Submitted by on Mon, 10 April 2017, 08:00
(This Headlie was written by Crapper Ator. Thanks, Ator!) Orlando, FL-  Jeff Jarrett has stunned the wrestling world with a bombshell announcement. At the most recent round of tapings for the next eight months of Impact! Wrestling programming he took to the ring to make this proclamation: “I know there has been very public discourse between Impact! Ventures and a Continue Reading...
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Headlies: John Cena Changes Mind, Proposes To Matt Hardy Instead

7 Submitted by on Mon, 03 April 2017, 14:00
Orlando, FL – Following the explosive events of Wrestlemania 33, WWE Superstar John Cena made a shocking marriage proposal to none other than Matt Hardy. At the conclusion of their match against The Miz and Maryse, Cena proposed to his longtime significant other Nikki Bella. As the couple walked back up the entrance ramp, the Hardy Boyz theme music began to play. Continue Reading...
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