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Headlies: Shark Accidentally Left Inside Cage With James Ellsworth

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 16 July 2018, 08:00

Pittsburgh, PA – A series of errors at last night’s Extreme Rules event led to a shark accidentally being left inside the cage used to hold James Ellsworth above the ring. The regrettable event took place during last night’s match between Asuka and Carmella for the Smackdown Women’s Championship. To prevent Ellsworth from interfering in the match, he was placed Continue Reading...

Headlies: Green Shirt Guy To Be Used As A Weapon At Extreme Rules

9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 09 July 2018, 08:00

Boston, MA – In a first for WWE, a fan will be a legal weapon during all matches at Extreme Rules. The surprise announcement was made by WWE COO Triple H live on Monday Night Raw. Triple H, wearing his coolest leather jacket, gave a patented extended promo to start the show. He passionately laid out the history of Extreme Continue Reading...

WWE: Inflatable Tube Men Hold Intervention For Bayley

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 02 July 2018, 08:00

Sioux Falls, SD – Following her vicious attack on former friend Sasha Banks, Bayley was given an intervention by her wacky waving inflatable tube men. The Tube Men, usually seen during Bayley’s entrance to the ring, gathered in Conference Room B of the Denny Sanford Premier Center. Joining the Tube Men was world-renowned therapist Dr. Shelby. “I’d like to Continue Reading...

Headlies: 205 Live Roster To Fight Over Money In The Bank Coin Purse

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 25 June 2018, 08:00

San Diego, CA – At a locker room meeting with the wrestlers from 205 Live, WWE CEO Vince McMahon announced that they would be participating in their own Money In The Bank Ladder match. The locker room buzzed with excitement, the possibilities of incredible high spots and daring aerial moves flying through their heads. The Luchadores huddled together immediately while Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Announces “Ronda Rousey Walking Simulator” Video Game

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 18 June 2018, 08:00

Los Angeles, CA – The biggest news to come out of the Electronic Entertainment Expo, also known as E3, was the surprise announcement of the new WWE video game “Ronda Rousey Walking Simulator”. Fans crowded into Annex Room C to watch stylistic video package narrated in-person by WWE CEO Vince McMahon. Many assumed that this would be the reveal for Continue Reading...