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Headlies: Doctors Studying Medicinal Benefits of Booty O’s

14 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 11 April 2016, 08:00

Rochester, MN – Several doctors and scientists have been vigorously studying Booty O’s cereal to determine what medicinal effects they may have. Experiments on the official cereal of the WWE tag team champions The New Day began one week ago at the Mayo Clinic. Kofi Kingston, Xavier Woods, and Big E hand-delivered 500 boxes of the cereal in exchange for Continue Reading...

Headlies: Fan Now King Of The Office After Correctly Predicting Wrestlemania

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 04 April 2016, 08:00

Portland, OR – Lifetime wrestling fan and current Assistant Director of Communications got TechSprout Industries Andy Liu has dubbed himself the “King Of The Office” after correctly predicting the outcomes of every match at Wrestlemania 32. Liu confidently strode into his office at 8:30am, his head held higher than usual for a Monday morning. He took a large sip of Continue Reading...

Headlies: Vince McMahon Stuck In Wrestlemania Traffic After Ring Cart Breaks Down

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sat, 02 April 2016, 08:00

Texarkana, TX – Multiple problems have plagued Vince McMahon’s journey to Wrestlemania, culminating in the breakdown of his motorized wrestling ring cart in eastern Texas. McMahon embarked for Dallas, Texas from his home in Greenwich Connecticut on Tuesday morning. Forgoing a plane ride, McMahon decided to tour the country by himself. The first problem McMahon ran into was a bout Continue Reading...

Headlies: Zack Ryder’s Wrestlemania Match Just An Elaborate Episode Of Swerved

31 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 28 March 2016, 08:00

Long Island, NY – WWE Superstar Zack Ryder’s appearance in a match at Wrestlemania has been revealed to be an elaborate episode of the WWE Network original show “Swerved”. The inclusion of Ryder in the Intercontinental Championship match surprised many longtime fans. While he has been appearing in NXT for the past several months, Ryder has not been included in Continue Reading...

Headlies: Wrestlemania 32 Attendance Number Leaks Early

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sat, 26 March 2016, 08:00

West Hollywood, CA – An official document promoting Wrestlemania 32’s record-setting attendance has leaked online despite the event not taking place for another week. Ryan Satin, Founder and Editor-In-Chief of ProWrestlingSheet.com, is reporting that WWE will be touting a new attendance record of “10 Cajillion people” at the event in Dallas. “It’s no secret that WWE has been pushing hard Continue Reading...