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Headlies: The Rock To Star In ‘Centipede’ Movie

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 April 2018, 08:00

Hollywood, CA – Following the surprise success of Rampage, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has agreed to start in the new Centipede movie. “The Rock is proud of every movie he’s starred in,” said The Rock. “From Race To Witch Mountain all the way to Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, they’ve all been winners. There’s something special about Rampage, though. The Continue Reading...

Headlies: Nicholas To Face Necro Butcher At CZW’s Tournament Of Death

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 16 April 2018, 08:00

Townsend, DE – The wrestling world was stunned today with the announcement that former WWE tag team champion Nicholas will be taking on the Necro Butcher at CZW’s Tournament of Death. The event, which takes place in an empty field in Delaware, has become famous for extreme acts of violence and mayhem. It is not uncommon for wrestlers to leave Continue Reading...

Headlies: Thousands Of Fans Wear The Same Bullet Club Shirt To Wrestlemania

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 09 April 2018, 08:00

New Orleans, LA – Fans in attendance for Wrestlemania were shocked and embarrassed to find that thousands of others in attendance were wearing the same exact Bullet Club shirt. “I knew something was wrong when I got on the plane to come here and saw about 30 Bullet Club shirts,” said professional Fortnite player Jeff Slater. “I figured they’d Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Staff Already Ignoring Kid Rock

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 02 April 2018, 08:00

New Orleans, LA – WWE officials, staff members, and Superstars have all collectively started to ignore Hall of Fame Inductee Kid Rock. The rap/rock/country artist arrived in New Orleans early this morning to go through a walk-through for his WWE Hall of Fame inductions. The wrestling world was shocked when he was announced alongside beloved professional wrestling figures as Goldberg Continue Reading...

Headlies: Shane McMahon To Jump Off Of Braun Strowman At Wrestlemania

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 March 2018, 08:00

Pittsburgh, PA – Although he does not officially have a match for Wrestlemania, Shane McMahon has already announced that he plans to jump off of Braun Strowman. McMahon has made a name for himself in recent years by jumping off of incredibly tall structures during matches. He famously jumped off an ambulance, the Titantron, and the Hell In A Cell. Continue Reading...