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Headlies: Shane McMahon To Lead Team TNA At Wrestlemania

16 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 29 February 2016, 08:00

Nashville, TN – In a move that has sent shockwaves through the wrestling community, the newly-returned Shane McMahon revealed on Monday Night Raw that he will be leading Team TNA at Wrestlemania. The surprising announcement came in TNA’s own home town of Nashville, Tennessee. This marked the first time that the rival wrestling company has ever been mentioned on a Continue Reading...

Headlies: Chris Jericho Refuses To Put A Shirt On

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 22 February 2016, 08:00

New York, NY – Going against several warnings from various members of the medical community, WWE Superstar Chris Jericho continues to not wear a shirt in public. Over the past few weeks, Jericho has been appearing on RAW and Smackdown in his trademark jacket, but without a shirt on underneath it. “I warned him about the dangerous of prolonged skin Continue Reading...

Headles: Georgia-Native AJ Styles Given “Evil Foreigner” Gimmick

18 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 08 February 2016, 08:00

Seattle, WA – After much deliberation, WWE officials have decided to go a different route with newcomer AJ Styles’s character. The issue was discussed in a closed-door meeting with Vince McMahon. “This AJ Styles kid is really something,” said McMahon of the 38-year-old, “But who is he?” “Well, Vince, he’s wrestled all over the world with successful stints in both Continue Reading...

Headlies: Heel Big Show vs. Face Big Show Set For Wrestlemania

32 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 01 February 2016, 08:00

Birmingham, AL – WWE leadership has announced that the very first match announced will be a feud that has been brewing for over a decade. “This is going to be the biggest Wrestlemania ever,” boasted Vince McMahon to a throng of reporters. “AT&T Stadium. Arlington, Texas. You know what they say about Texas, don’t you? They say ‘We’re 39th in Continue Reading...

Headlies: Eric Rowan’s Beard A Surprise Entrant In The Royal Rumble

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 25 January 2016, 08:00

Orlando, FL – Out of all the surprise entrants in last night’s Royal Rumble match, none were more surprising than Eric Rowan’s beard. The now-sentient beard entered the Rumble to a mixture of stunned silence and muted horror, quietly swishing back and forth down the aisle. The confused look on wrestlers’ faces showed that the beard’s appearance was not common knowledge Continue Reading...