About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

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Headlies: Comet The Reindeer Films Shoot Interview For Kayfabe Commentaries

1 Submitted by on Mon, 24 December 2018, 08:00
Newark, NJ – Legendary reindeer Comet sat down this past weekend with Sean Oliver of Kayfabe Commentaries for shoot interview. Comet did not hold back, unleashing years of pent-up frustration and anger at his former colleagues. “Santa’s Workshop would’ve closed down years ago if it wasn’t for me,” said a disgusted Comet. “It’s like those elves get dumber every year Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Masked Superstar Hyppo Debuts On Raw

3 Submitted by on Mon, 10 December 2018, 08:00
San Diego, CA – A brand new Superstar going by the name of Hyppo made his debut at this week’s Monday Night Raw. Hailing from Lansing, Michigan, the previously unknown newcomer made short work of local opponent. Wearing a large hippopotamus mask over his head and a black singlet with his misspelled name splashed across the front, he wowed the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: XFL Team Announced For Dudleyville

6 Submitted by on Mon, 03 December 2018, 08:00
Stamford, CT – At a press conference this morning, XFL leader Vince McMahon announced the eight launch cities that will be receiving a new team. While cities like New York, Dallas, and Los Angeles were expected, McMahon stunned the sporting world when Dudleyville was announced. “We are 100% ready to launch and compete directly with the NFL,” said McMahon. “We Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Raw Defeats Smackdown At Thanksgiving

3 Submitted by on Mon, 26 November 2018, 08:00
Greenwich, CT – WWE’s Raw brand continued their winning streak from Survivor Series, soundly defeating Smackdown with a sumptuous and delectable Thanksgiving meal. Stephanie McMahon welcomed the Raw roster into her palatial mansion. Wrestlers theme songs by the Connecticut Philharmonic Orchestra greeted each guest. Cocktails and hors d’oeuvres were served in the McMahon study beside a roaring fire. An incredible Continue Reading...
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