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Headlies: Brian Kendrick Wants To Show You A Body He Found In The Woods

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 03 October 2016, 08:00

Mill Valley, CA – WWE Superstar Brian Kendrick wants to show you something cool that he found in the woods. You both skip Chemistry class and head out into the woods behind the baseball field. “Dude, it’s going to blow your mind!” says Kendrick as you walk deeper and deeper in the woods. Kendrick has always been a little different, Continue Reading...

Headlies: TNA Sold To A Giant Chicken

21 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Wed, 28 September 2016, 03:01

Today’s Headlie was written by Crapper Paul Sebert. Thanks, Paul! Nashville, TN – Following failed bids by Aroluxe Marketing, Billy Corgan, and Virgil TNA announced it’s new financial backer at a press conference on Wednesday. Dixie Carter appeared at a joint press conference with a representative from a new investment firm called “Boo Industries.” “It is with great confidence Continue Reading...

Headlies: Randy Orton Puts Himself In A Headlock To Speed Up His Recovery

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 September 2016, 08:00

St. Louis, MO – An injured Randy Orton has discovered a new way to help speed up his recovery time and return to the ring sooner than expected. Orton has been out of action ever since suffering a concussion at the hands of Brock Lesnar at Backlash. The road to recovery has been long and arduous for the Viper. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Kane Sues Finn Balor for “Demon” Infringement

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 September 2016, 08:00

Dover, DE – The trial of the century began today in a Deleware courthouse as WWE Superstar and Director of Operations Kane sues former WWE Universal Champion Finn Balor for gimmick, copyright, and “Demon” infringement. The scene was tense inside of the court house as Kane, who was representing himself, addressed the court. He looked at Balor, then at the judge, Continue Reading...

Headlies: Eva Marie Rojo vs. Eva Marie Negro At Clash Of Champions

14 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 September 2016, 08:00

Baltimore, MD – An epic battle has been set for next month’s Clash of Champions Pay-Per-View as Eva Marie with red hair will take on Eva Marie with black hair. The feud began, naturally, on Eva Marie’s Instagram page. Two weeks ago, pictures began to surface showing Eva Marie with black hair. On Twitter, Eva Marie had stated that someone Continue Reading...