About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown. If you like horror movies, check out www.365daysofhorrormovies.blogspot.com

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Headlies: Elimination Chamber Converted Into School Playground

5 Submitted by on Mon, 13 February 2017, 08:00
Mesa, AZ – Following the events of last night’s events, WWE has decided to donate and convert the elimination chamber into a playground for needy children. WWE’s ring crew quickly broke down the Elimination Chamber and loaded it piece by piece into their trucks, making the short drive from Phoenix to Mesa to deliver it. “Eh, we barely use the Continue Reading...
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Headlies: WWE Sells Roman Reigns Valentine’s Day Cards

6 Submitted by on Fri, 10 February 2017, 08:00
Pensacola, FL – In honor of Valentine’s Day, WWE has released a series of Roman Reigns-themed Valentine’s Day cards. “When I think of love, I think of Roman Reigns,” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon. “He’s just so strong and handsome. I mean look at those eyes! That smile! That long luxurious hair that can barely be tamed! Those huge, bulging Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Samoa Joe Revealed To Be Sting In Disguise

11 Submitted by on Mon, 06 February 2017, 08:00
Portland, OR – In what can only be described as the most shocking twist of the modern wrestling era, Samoa Joe was revealed to be none other than WCW legend Sting. The major revelation came during a passionate in-ring promo by Triple H with Samoa Joe at his side. “Tonight, I stand before you with the dominant Samoa Joe by Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Vince McMahon Deeply Impressed With Roman Reigns’s Royal Rumble Elimination

5 Submitted by on Mon, 30 January 2017, 08:00
San Antonio, TX – While most of the wrestling world was talking about Randy Orton’s surprise win at the Royal Rumble, WWE CEO Vince McMahon was focusing on the incredible way that Roman Reigns took his elimination. “Highlight of the entire night,” said McMahon while talking about an event that included appearances from The Undertaker, Brock Lesnar, Goldberg, and Tye Continue Reading...
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