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Headlies: Baron Corbin Has Been Broken

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 21 August 2017, 08:00

Brooklyn, NY – WWE Superstar Baron Corbin has developed a new persona in light of recent events. Corbin, who has been acting strangely since losing failing to cash in his Money In The Bank contract on Smackdown, appeared at backstage sporting a new white streak in his suddenly bushy hair. “DELICIOUS!” exclaimed a wide-eyed Corbin while getting a meal at Continue Reading...

Headlies: Father Thrilled Baby’s First Words Are “Suck It”

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 14 August 2017, 08:00

West Warwick, RI – On his Facebook page, 33-year-old Edmund Fox proclaimed his overwhelming pride that his 7-month-old daughter Regina’s first words were “Suck it!” Fox, the night shift assistant manager at Sam’s Food Store, was ecstatic when he heard his first-born uttering the famous catchphrase from his favorite tag team, D-Generation X. “At 8:07 am this morning, my sweet Continue Reading...

Headlies: Deathmatch Resolved With Words, Not Violence

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 07 August 2017, 08:00

Voorhees, NJ – The much-anticipated Deathmatch at CZW’s ” Once In A Lifetime” between Matt Tremont and Atsushi Onita took a different turn than most experts expected. The crowd was at a fever pitch at the Flyers Skate Zone in Voorhees as “The Bulldozer” Matt Tremont and Atsushi Onita were ready to engage in ultraviolence. With weapons in hand, both Continue Reading...

Headlies: Moppy Revealed As James Ellsworth’s Mother

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 31 July 2017, 08:00

Richmond, VA – In an emotional segment on Smackdown Live, WWE Attitude Era legend Moppy was revealed to be James Ellsworth’s mother. For weeks, Ellsworth has been seen taking secretive phone calls during the show. Many believed that it was Ellsworth’s new girlfriend from Canada that no one has ever seen, but totally exists and is going to make Carmella Continue Reading...

Headlies: Ken Patera Sent To Punjabi Prison

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 24 July 2017, 08:00

Philadelphia, PA – Philadelphia police announced Monday morning that they have arrested former wrestling star Ken Patera and placed him in Punjabi Prison. In a prepared statement, Philadelphia Police Captain Donald Carpenter said, “At 12:34am this morning, police responded to a break-in at a McDonald’s on North 52nd street. While no money was taken from the registers or the safe, Continue Reading...