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Headlies: The Mulkey Brothers Added As Downloadable Content For WWE 2K17

9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 24 April 2017, 08:00

Novato, CA – WWE video game developer 2K Sports have announced the latest tag team to be added to the 2K17 roster will be NWA legends, The Mulkey Brothers. Famous for their incredible losing streak, Bill and Randy Mulkey were a staple of the NWA in the 80’s. The inclusion of the Mulkeys in a modern video game is seen as Continue Reading...

Headlies: The Blacktop Bully Teaches JBL How To “Be A Star”

10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 17 April 2017, 08:00

Sweetwater, TX – Over the weekend, WWE commentator and former wrestler John “Bradshaw” Leyfield received a special lesson on how to “Be A STAR”. JBL, who has come under fire recently due to accusations of bullying, awoke to the sounds of a tractor trailer horn blasting in his driveway. “What in tarnation is going on?” shouted JBL from his window. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Glenn Jacobs and Rick Titan to Portray Broken Matt and Brother Nero

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 10 April 2017, 08:00

(This Headlie was written by Crapper Ator. Thanks, Ator!) Orlando, FL- Jeff Jarrett has stunned the wrestling world with a bombshell announcement. At the most recent round of tapings for the next eight months of Impact! Wrestling programming he took to the ring to make this proclamation: “I know there has been very public discourse between Impact! Ventures and a Continue Reading...

Headlies: John Cena Changes Mind, Proposes To Matt Hardy Instead

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 03 April 2017, 14:00

Orlando, FL – Following the explosive events of Wrestlemania 33, WWE Superstar John Cena made a shocking marriage proposal to none other than Matt Hardy. At the conclusion of their match against The Miz and Maryse, Cena proposed to his longtime significant other Nikki Bella. As the couple walked back up the entrance ramp, the Hardy Boyz theme music began to play. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Wrestlemania 33 Breaks Guinness World Record For Most Naps At A Sporting Event

12 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 03 April 2017, 08:00

Orlando, FL – Officials with the Guinness World Records have announced that the crowd at Wrestlemania 33 set a world record for the most amount of naps had at a public sporting event. Global President of Guinness World Records Alistair Richards made the announcement before Monday Night Raw. “I hereby present the WWE with this commemorative plaque, a honey-glazed ham, Continue Reading...