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Headlies: Baron Corbin Desperately Trying To Get His Band Onto Warped Tour

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 June 2017, 08:00

Kansas City, MO – WWE Superstar Baron Corbin has been spending his spare time trying to get his band on to the 2017 edition of the Vans Warped Tour. Corbin, who recently won Money In The Bank Ladder Match, was seen hanging outside the Zona Rosa Town Center Hot Topic talking to anyone who might look like they’d listen to Continue Reading...

Headlies: Vince McMahon Reveals Details Of WWE Theme Park

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 June 2017, 08:00

Orlando, FL – At a press conference, WWE CEO Vince McMahon revealed details for the company’s plans to open their very own them park. Flanked by daughter Stephanie, son Shane, son-in-law Triple H, and the mayor of Orlando, McMahon laid out his vision for the historic theme park. “It is the number one priority of the WWE to entertain the WWE Continue Reading...

Headlies: “Bayley: This Is Your Life” Segment Declared A Crime Scene

18 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 05 June 2017, 08:00

Greenville, SC – The Greenville Sherriff’s office has declared the “Bayley: This Is Your Life” segment from last week’s Monday night Raw a crime scene. The segment, in which WWE Superstar Alexa Bliss mocked Bayley, was universally panned by both the live audience and fans at home. As WWE’s crew was breaking down the ring, Sherriff Marvin Talty arrived with Continue Reading...

Headlies: “Rambo” Greg Gagne Tries To Get Military Discounts On Memorial Day

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 29 May 2017, 08:00

Minneapolis, MN – Former AWA star Greg Gagne spent most of his Memorial Day trying to use his former status as a wrestling soldier to score discounts and good deals on products. Gagne, the son of wrestling legend Verne Gagne, donned his old combat fatigues and traveled from local business to local business. Gagne received 5% off new tires, a Continue Reading...

Headlies: Jinder Mahal’s Veins Set To Become 2017’s Breakout Star

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 22 May 2017, 08:00

Chicago, IL – After last night’s championship match between Randy Orton and Jinder Mahal at Backlash, WWE officials believe that Mahal’s bulging veins are fast on their way to becoming the biggest star in a company. At a closed-door meeting before Monday Night Raw, Vince McMahon and other top WWE officials gathered to talk about how best to push their Continue Reading...