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Headlies: Elias Found Sleeping In His Pod After Elimination Chamber

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 February 2018, 08:00

Las Vegas, NV – WWE Crew members were shocked to discover Elias, who had recently competed in the Elimination Chamber match, asleep inside one of the Chamber’s pods. “We were just breaking down the set like we always do and one of our guys discovered Elias,” explained crew leader Bill MacIntosh. “We found him curled up in one of the Continue Reading...

Headlies: Lars Sullivan’s Dyslexic Brother Sral Joins NXT

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 February 2018, 08:00

Winter Park, FL – Recent NXT breakout star Lars Sullivan was shocked to discover that his younger brother Sral, who from the learning disability Dyslexia, has signed with NXT. The addition of his previously unknown brother to NXT has worsened an already strained relationship. “He’s always following me wherever I go!” said Lars as his stomp his foot in frustration. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Nikki Bella Unimpressed With John Cena’s Valentine’s Day Efforts

9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 February 2018, 08:00

Tampa, FL – Despite his best efforts, WWE Superstar John Cena was unable to impress his fiancé Nikki Bella during their Valentine’s Day celebration. Bella entered the palatial mansion owned by Cena and was met with a long trail of rose petals imported from Ecuador. She rolled her eyes as the petals crunched beneath her Skechers. The scent of Bella’s Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Mentoring Program Pairs Kairi Sane With Tugboat

13 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 05 February 2018, 08:00

Lakeland, FL – WWE has launched a new mentoring program pairing veterans from the past with current Superstars. The program is similar to the NXT coaching concept with the exception that some forethought and planning was put into the pairing process. “After seeing the success of Raw 25, I just knew we had to bring back some of our old Continue Reading...

Headlies: Roman Reigns Somehow Wins The Women’s Royal Rumble

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 29 January 2018, 08:00

Philadelphia, PA – In a shocking and bewildering turn of events, WWE Superstar Roman Reigns has become the first winner of the Women’s Royal Rumble. Defying all the odds and universally-accepted rules, the former WWE World Heavyweight Champion captured glory despite not competing in the match and, despite the suggestions of many fans, not being a woman. The women’s Rumble Continue Reading...