About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

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Headlies: Heath Slater Declared The Sole Survivor

2 Submitted by on Mon, 25 November 2019, 08:00
Chicago, IL – After the dust settled between the Raw, Smackdown, and NXT rosters, Heath Slater was determined to be the ‘Sole Survivor’ at this year’s Survivor Series. Wearing a Saturday Morning Slam shirt, Slater watched the night’s events unfold from the back. Although he did not have a match scheduled, the One-Man Rock Band, wanted to represent his brand. Continue Reading...
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Headlies: The ASPCA Reminds You To Let The Fiend In

6 Submitted by on Mon, 18 November 2019, 08:00
Chicago, IL – The American Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals is teaming up with the WWE to remind you to “Let Him In” this holiday season. The ASPCA and WWE announced their partnership at a press conference Monday morning. WWE Universal Champion Bray Wyatt was joined by members of both organizations to announce the initiative. “As we Continue Reading...
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Headlies: ED-209 Crashes Robocop Signing At Starrcast

4 Submitted by on Mon, 11 November 2019, 08:00
Baltimore, MD – Legendary killer robot ED-209 made an unexpected appearance at Starrcast IV this weekend, interrupting Robocop’s signing. Stomping past the line of eager fans, ED-209 gave Robocop a large hug and firm handshake. Onlookers filmed video of the two exchanging tense pleasantries which quickly turned aggressive.  The enforcement droid rose to fame in the late 80’s and early Continue Reading...
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Headlies – Vince McMahon Entertains Wrestlers During Delayed Flight From Saudi Arabia

4 Submitted by on Mon, 04 November 2019, 08:00
Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – During an extensive delay of their flight leaving Saudi Arabia, WWE CEO Vince McMahon did his best trying to keep his wrestlers happy. Trying to make the best out of a bad situation, McMahon did his famous strut up and down the aisle of the plane. The weary wrestlers politely chuckled at the 74-year-old’s iconic herky-jerky Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Seth Rollins Burns Down A Spirit Halloween Store

9 Submitted by on Mon, 28 October 2019, 08:00
Davenport, IA – On Saturday, WWE Universal Champion Seth Rollins set fire to a display in the Spirit Halloween store on 53rd and Elmore. Witnesses described the scene as chaotic. “I’m here with my two kids to get costumes for their school Halloween parade and this maniac lights a bunch of matches and screams ‘Burn it down!’” said Earl Fosse. Continue Reading...
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