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Headlies: Remember To Change Your Clocks To Vader Time

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 13 March 2017, 08:00

Colorado Springs, CO – Government officials are once again reminding US citizens to remember to change their clocks to Vader Time. The change in time, which takes place at 3:00am on Sunday, March 12th, was put into effect as a means of “Making America Vader Again.” “All you lily-livered sissies better get with the program!” said official Vader Time spokesman Continue Reading...

Headlies: Firebreaker Chip Issues Open Challenge To Randy Orton

11 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 06 March 2017, 08:00

WCW Special Forces – Former WCW star Firebreaker Chip issued an open challenge to WWE Superstar Randy Orton following Orton’s burning down of Bray Wyatt’s compound. “Mr. Orton has shown a complete disregard for fire safety,” said Chip. “We try to teach these kids from a young age that playing with matches is dangerous. Sure, the audience might cheer for Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Creative Members Take Part In Battle Royale To Determine Wrestlemania Storylines

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 27 February 2017, 08:00

Stanford, CT – WWE now has a clear picture of what the main storyline into Wrestlemania thanks to an impromptu battle royale among the writing staff. The violent melee took place following the Raw writing crew’s weekly meeting. After rapping up the plans for this evening’s Monday Night Raw, WWE CEO Vince McMahon addressed his writers. “Now is the time for Continue Reading...

Headlies: Kevin Owens Tries To Win Back Chris Jericho

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 20 February 2017, 08:00

Tampa, FL – WWE Universal Champion Kevin Owens made a very public apology to his former partner Chris Jericho yesterday morning outside of Jericho’s home. Armed with a boom box, Owens stood next to his car and blasted Peter Gabriel’s “In Your Eyes” to get Jericho’s attention. “Go away, Kevin!” shouted Jericho while peeking out of his curtains. “Chris, I’m Continue Reading...

Headlies: Vince Russo Plans A Special Valentine’s Day

17 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Tue, 14 February 2017, 02:00

Long Island, NY – Former WWE, WCW, and TNA writer Vince Russo is taking time out of his busy schedule to plan a very special Valentine’s Day with his wife. “Bro, it’s going to be totally sweet. My wife is going to absolutely love it. First, I’m going to make her breakfast in bed. Literally. I’m going to get Continue Reading...