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Headlies: Rob Van Dam Defends The WWE European Championship During Clash Of Champions

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 18 December 2017, 08:00

Boston, MA – In a shocking and unexpected move, former WWE star Rob Van Dam defended his WWE European Championship during Clash of Champions. A proud Van Dam confidently strode out in front of the crowd, casually hitting his classic “R-V-D” pose! The crowd reaction was a mixture of surprise and confusion, but Van Dam took it in stride. As Continue Reading...

Headlies: Local Independent Wrestler Hospitalized After Slapping His Thighs Too Much

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 11 December 2017, 08:00

Nashua, NH – Independent wrestler Johnny Flipz was hospitalized this weekend due to self-inflicted wounds to his thighs. Flipz was competing in the triple-threat main event of New Hampshire Pro Wrestling Syndicate’s annual “Live Free Or Piledrive” event at Sununu Elementary School against “The Mad Millienial” Matt Milbury and Sgt. Biff Flagg when the injury occurred. “I knew something was Continue Reading...

Headlies: Luchador on Local Indie Show Looks Suspiciously Familiar

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 04 December 2017, 08:00

(Today’s Headlie was written by Crapper Seth “Citizen Kane Dewey” Falvo. Thanks Seth!) Mena, AR – Despite being introduced as “a rising star in the underground Mexican wrestling scene” making a one-night only appearance in the United States, many fans in attendance for Saturday night’s Western Arkansas Championship Wrestling (WACW) event felt that promotional newcomer El Ganso Rojo, a luchador Continue Reading...

Headlies: Impact Wrestling Loses Millions During Black Friday Sale

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 27 November 2017, 08:00

Toronto, Canada – While many North American companies reaped the benefits of having Black Friday sales, Impact Wrestling reportedly lost a staggering amount of money. Although a “breakdown in communications” is the company’s official excuse as to why they had such poor and confusing sales, a closed-door meeting among Anthem Sports executives shed light on a litany of issues plaguing Continue Reading...

Headlies: Braun Strowman Invites The Gobbledy Gooker To Thanksgiving

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 20 November 2017, 08:00

Houston, TX – After competing in the traditional 5-on-5 Survivor Series Elimination Match, Braun Strowman invited WWE legend the Gobbledy Gooker to Thanksgiving. Over the past few years, the two have struck up an unlikely friendship as the Gooker has taken Strowman under his wings in a mentoring role. “The difference between NXT and the main roster is huge, and Continue Reading...