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Headlies: Vince McMahon Tends To His Sick Wrestlers

10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 October 2017, 08:00

Minneapolis, MN – Matches for TLC were thrown in to chaos as both Roman Reigns and Bray Wyatt came down with a viral illness. Always concerned with the welfare of his Superstars, WWE CEO Vince McMahon skipped TLC and tended to the sick wrestlers. As a precautionary measure, McMahon sent both wrestlers to Abbott Northwestern Hospital in Minneapolis. Wearing a Continue Reading...

Headlies: Lance Storm Joins Dancing With The Stars

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 16 October 2017, 08:00

Los Angeles, CA – In a surprise move, former WWE, WCW, and ECW wrestler Lance Storm has joined the popular dancing competition Dancing With The Stars. Following the increased viewership from wrestling fans after WWE star Nikki Bella joined the cast, network executives requested that another wrestler be added. “Thanks to Nikki, we’ve reached a whole new audience that was Continue Reading...

Headlies: The Young Bucks Try Out Some New Catchphrases

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 09 October 2017, 08:00

Piscataway, NJ – Popular independent pro wrestling tag team The Young Bucks tried out a number of new catchphrases during their main event match this weekend to the delight of those in attendance. The team, which consists of real life brothers Matt and Nick Jackson, recently received a cease and desist letter from WWE for their usage of the famed Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Brings Back The Bunkhouse Stampede

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 02 October 2017, 08:00

Uniondale, NY – After receiving a largely positive response for bringing back NWA/WCW’s event Starrcade, WWE has announced that they will also be bringing back the Bunkhouse Stampede. The Bunkhouse Stampede, which began in 1985, was a battle royal held by the NWA that often saw participants wearing cowboy boots and street clothes. Wrestling legend Dusty Rhodes won the event Continue Reading...

Headlies: Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar To Continue Their Feud With A Pie-Eating Contest

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 25 September 2017, 08:00

Ontario, CA – Following last night’s brutal championship match at No Mercy, WWE Superstars Braun Strowman and Brock Lesnar have vowed to continue their feud. Strowman, living up to his “I’m not finished with you” mantra, issued another challenge to Lesnar directly after the conclusion of their match. “You’re not man enough to face me again, Lesnar!” barked Strowman. “Week Continue Reading...