About: Jordan Mishkin

From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown.

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Headlies: WWE Now Selling Jeff Hardy’s Urine

7 Submitted by on Mon, 15 June 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – Over the weekend, Shop.WWE.com began selling actual urine samples from legendary Superstar Jeff Hardy. The sale, inspired by the on-screen drug test Hardy was forced to take by his nemesis Sheamus, featured genuine Jeff Hardy urine in a sterile container. Available in small, medium, large, and “Charismatic Asparagus”, the containers also feature original artwork by Hardy.  What Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Chris Jericho Faces Colt Cabana In A “Podcasting Microphone On A Pole Match”

2 Submitted by on Mon, 08 June 2020, 08:00
Jacksonville, FL – Chris Jericho took on Colt Cabana this weekend to determine which professional wrestling star was the best podcaster. The Battle Of The Podcasters, set to air on this week’s AEW Dynamite, was a natural progression of their feud from last week. Both Jericho and Cabana host successful wrestling podcasts and a simple grappling match could not contain Continue Reading...
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Headlies: “The Greatest Wrestling Match Ever” Will Be Repurposed Savage-Steamboat Footage

4 Submitted by on Mon, 01 June 2020, 08:00
Stamford, CT – WWE officials have discovered a way to ensure that the advertised “Greatest Wrestling Match Ever” between Randy Orton and Edge at Backlash will indeed be the world’s greatest wrestling match. WWE CEO Vince McMahon and his writing team have been scrambling for weeks trying to think of a way to actually make another Orton-Edge match great. After Continue Reading...
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Headlies: Kairi Sane Joins Jethro Tull

5 Submitted by on Mon, 25 May 2020, 08:00
Orlando, FL – WWE Superstar Kairi Sane has officially joined British classic rock band Jethro Tull as their new flutist. At last Monday’s Raw, Sane honored her friend Asuka’s WWE Raw Women’s Championship coronation with a beautiful flute solo. Though it was interrupted by Nia Jax, the brief concert did not go unnoticed in the music world. “She really was Continue Reading...
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