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Headlies: Hundreds Of Dead Wrestling Angles Found In The Basement Of Titan Towers

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 25 March 2019, 08:00

Stamford, CT – Local and state police officers were called to Titan Towers, the headquarters of WWE, after a gruesome discovery was made in the company’s basement. Earlier this week, WWE announced that they were moving to a new office complex in 2021 after decades at Titan Towers. The grisly discovery was made during a routine walkthrough from building inspectors, Continue Reading...

Headlies: Kofi Kingston Added To Every Wrestlemania Match

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 18 March 2019, 08:00

Indianapolis, IN – In a surprise announcement on Smackdown, Vince McMahon declared that fan-favorite Kofi Kingston would be taking part in every Wrestlemania match. Since his surprise inclusion in the Elimination Chamber match, Kofi Kingston has received a groundswell of support from the WWE Universe. Recently, though, McMahon has stood in his way, denying Kingston a shot at the WWE Continue Reading...

Headlies: Samoa Joe Tries To Convince Vince McMahon That He Is Actually American

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 11 March 2019, 08:00

Stamford, CT – This past week’s WWE writer’s meeting was dominated by WWE Superstar Samoa Joe trying desperately to convince Vince McMahon that he is, in fact, American. “Before we get started, I’d just like to say welcome to our new United States Champion, Samoa Joe,” said Vince McMahon to the applause of everyone in the room. “Now, to make Continue Reading...

Headlies: Ronda Rousey Ruins Everything For Everyone

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 04 March 2019, 08:00

Riverside, CA – Current Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey has embraced her role as a spoiler following a public faux pas on Twitter. Rousey recently upset fans by claiming that Becky Lynch’s recent mugshot photo was fake and using transphobic insults. Many fans and industry insiders felt that Rousey’s comments ruined the current feud and badly exposed the business. Seeing Continue Reading...

Headlies: Vince McMahon Still Rewriting Last Week’s Raw

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 25 February 2019, 08:00

Stamford, CT – Despite having already aired live on television, WWE CEO Vince McMahon is still hard at work rewriting the episode. As reported by Dave Meltzer, last week’s Monday night Raw was still be rewritten as the show was airing. The event harkened back to the dark days of WCW when the company was in a slow death spiral. Continue Reading...