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Headlies: AJ Styles Falls Off The Edge Of The Earth During Championship Match

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 16 September 2019, 08:00

Charlotte, NC – All known scientific facts were called into question last night after United States champion AJ Styles fell off the edge of the Earth and plunged into the universal void. The improbable event occurred during Styles’s match with Cedric Alexander at Clash Of Champions. The back-and-forth match displayed amazing athleticism between both performers. The see-saw battle brought fans Continue Reading...

Headlies: AEW Officials Pin The AEW Championship Belt To Chris Jericho

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 09 September 2019, 08:00

Chicago, IL – Following the disappearance and subsequent return of All Elite Wrestling’s championship, AEW officials have agreed to physically attach the belt to current champion Chris Jericho. Jericho, who claimed the belt was stolen while he was celebrating his win at Longhorn Steakhouse, will now have several pins, fasteners, and thumbtacks inserted into his body and the belt. “Of Continue Reading...

Headlies: Cracker Barrel Clash Ends In A Country Fried No-Contest

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 02 September 2019, 08:00

Chicago, IL – The “Cracker Barrel Clash” Triple Threat match held at this past weekend at All Elite Wrestling’s “All Out” ended in a triple disqualification after all the participants were deep-fried and covered in Sawmill Gravy. The match, dubbed the “Cracker Barrel Clash” saw Joey Janela take on Darby Allin and Jimmy Havoc. The back-and-forth battle saw all three Continue Reading...

Headlies: AEW Signs 14-Year-Old After Feuding With Jim Cornette

22 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 26 August 2019, 08:00

Tampa Bay, FL – All Elite Wrestling have announced that they have signed 14-year-old Jaxxon Pfefer to a multi-year contract after seeing him fight with Jim Cornette on Twitter. The feud began yesterday morning after Pfefer tweeted a video of several AEW wrestlers playfully giving and no-selling each other’s finishing moves and tagged Cornette. Naturally, Cornette derided the participants and Continue Reading...

Headlies: RD Reynolds – Bryan Alvarez Friendship Ends Over Repo Man Disagreement

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 August 2019, 08:00

Bothel, WA – A fifteen-year friendship between Figure Four’s Bryan Alvarez and Wrestlecrap’s RD Reynolds has come to an end following a disagreement over former wrestler Repo Man. The acrimonious split came after Alvarez went on extended rant on his podcast saying, “Nobody’s worse than the Repo Man, you got it?! What redeeming quality does the Repo Man have? None! Continue Reading...