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Headlies: Officials Trying To Prevent Vince McMahon From Booking Matches At Evolution

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 22 October 2018, 08:00

Stamford, CT – WWE officials have been trying desperately to prevent CEO Vince McMahon from adding booking any matches at Evolution. The all-female event is the first of it’s kind for the WWE and employees are doing all they can to keep Mr. McMahon from causing problems. Distractions, business trips, and feeding him Nyquil have proved fruitless. “We really need Continue Reading...

Headlies: Former TNA Mascot Stomper Joins WWE

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 15 October 2018, 08:00

Stamford, CT – In an impromptu news conference Monday morning, WWE CEO Vince McMahon announced that his company has signed former TNA mascot Stomper to be the new face of his company. Several weeks ago, Impact Wrestling officials were seen entering WWE Headquarters. While many speculated that WWE was interested in buying Impact Wrestling outright, the truth was more surprising Continue Reading...

Headlies: Outback Jack Makes Triumphant Return At Super Show-Down

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 08 October 2018, 08:00

Melbourne, Australia – The wrestling world was stunned this weekend as former WWF wrestling legend Outback Jack made his triumphant return to the company. The special event took, which took place in Melbourne, featured a list of current and future WWE Hall of Famers. While local fans were pleased to see their fellow Australians Buddy Murphy and The Iiconics come Continue Reading...

Headlies: Oakland Raiders Sign Brie Bella As Their New Kicker

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 01 October 2018, 08:00

Oakland, CA – In a surprise move, the Oakland Raiders announced this morning that they have signed WWE Superstar Brie Bella to a three-year contract as their new kicker. “I was going over tape from last night’s game and crying softly in the dark, when I heard the TV in the other room,” said Raiders coach Jon Gruden. “My son Continue Reading...

Headlies: Actor Joaquin Phoenix Set To Become The New Doink

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 24 September 2018, 08:00

Los Angeles, CA – Actor Joaquin Phoenix has announced that he will become the latest incarnation of Doink The Clown in WWE. Phoenix, famous for his roles in movies such as Signs, Walk The Line, and Gladiator, set the entertainment world ablaze this week when pictures of him dressed as a clown surfaced. While many believed the pictures were from Continue Reading...