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Headlies: Natalya Finally Breaks Up With The Great Khali

9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 14 February 2014, 08:00

Calgary, Alberta, Canada – During an intimate Valentine’s Day dinner, WWE Diva Natalya finally broke up with her on-screen boyfriend, The Great Khali. The two superstars dined at Teatro Ristorante over a romantic candle-lit $90 per plate meal. They made small talk, but Khali noticed that Natalya seemed distant and distracted. When he gently inquired to what was bothering his Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Releases “The Self-Destruction of CM Punk” DVD

20 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 07 February 2014, 08:00

Des Moines, IA – During this week’s edition of Smackdown, WWE announced that they are releasing a brand new DVD entitled “The Self-Destruction of CM Punk”. The release comes as a surprise as there had been no previous mentions of the DVD being written, filmed, produced, and shipped to stores. “I admit the turn-around was quick, but we here at Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Unveils New Poster For Wrestlemania

17 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 31 January 2014, 08:00

New Orleans, LA – During a press conference promoting Wrestlemania 30, Triple H and Stephanie McMahon revealed a brand new poster for the event. “I’d like to thank the members of the international press for joining us today,” said Triple H. “We saw an exciting Royal Rumble this past Sunday and we are now using that momentum to carry the Continue Reading...

Headlies: Sack Of Flour Jumps Ship And Joins WWE

25 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 24 January 2014, 08:00

Pittsburgh, PA – In a stunning move harkening back to the cutthroat days of the “Monday Night Wars”, TNA’s most popular Knockout Sack Of Flour has left the company to join WWE. The surprise news was first broken by John Pollock on this week’s edition of Live Audio Wrestling. “I can’t reveal my sources, but I stand by them 100 Continue Reading...

Headlies: Mason Ryan Excited To Make His Return On Monday Night

14 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 17 January 2014, 08:00

Cardiff, Wales – WWE Superstar and former New Nexus member Mason Ryan has been preparing for his return to Raw this coming Monday. Inside his personal gym, Ryan expressed excitement over his return to Monday Night Raw. “It’s been a long time coming. Almost two years by my count,” said Ryan as he blasted his quads. “I know now that Continue Reading...