Toluca Lake, CA – WWE officials, superstars, and volunteers gathered in Toluca Lake, California to launch a large-scale search party to find missing Diva JoJo. “Listen up, ladies and gentle,” said Vince McMahon, his WWE windbreaker flapping in the breeze. “We have a missing Diva out there. She is 5 feet, 2 inches and probably wearing ugly stretch pants. She’s Continue Reading...
About: Jordan Mishkin
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Recent Posts by Jordan Mishkin
Headlies: The Authority Suspends The Shield, Asks For Their Weapons and Badges
7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 25 April 2014, 08:00Los Angeles, CA – Following the events of the past few weeks between The Shield and The Authority, Triple H called Dean Ambrose, Seth Rollins, and Roman Reigns into his office. “You three have gone too far this time!” shouted a red-faced Triple H, sweat dripping from his brow. “You know how much trouble you’ve caused? The damage to public Continue Reading...
Headlies: Vince Russo Unsure If He’s Working For TNA Again
5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 18 April 2014, 08:00Broomfield, CO – The current direction of various storylines in TNA have lead many to believe that former writer Vince Russo has secretly returned to the company, though Russo himself is unsure if that is true. “Bro, you know as much as I do,” said a shrugging Russo. “I stopped reading the dirt sheets a long time ago. I haven’t Continue Reading...
Headlies: Man Goes Bankrupt After Betting on Wrestlemania
15 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 11 April 2014, 08:00Silicon Valley, CA – Garret Dorsey, a 33 year-old app developer, officially declared bankruptcy following a series of poorly-made bets on the outcome of Wrestlemania matches. Dorsey, an avid wrestling fan and wearer of fedoras, had placed several high-wager bets through various gambling websites, each one a loser. After declaring bankruptcy, the bank foreclosed on Dorsey’s house and several companies Continue Reading...
Headlies: Diehard Fans Excited To Ruin Wrestlemania
8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Sun, 06 April 2014, 13:00New Orleans, LA – Members of the Facebook group “Yes! Yes! Yes!” are excited to be attending Wrestlemania XXX and even more excited to be ruining it for everyone else. The group of self-professed “smarks”, which boasts members spanning the entire United States, have been planning the event for months through phone calls, Google Hangouts, and Tout videos. Having collectively Continue Reading...
Recent Comments by Jordan Mishkin
- February 28, 2017 on Headlies: WWE Creative Members Take Part In Battle Royale To Determine Wrestlemania Storylines
- January 31, 2017 on Headlies: Vince McMahon Deeply Impressed With Roman Reigns’s Royal Rumble Elimination
- January 9, 2017 on Headlies: Alberto Del Rio Beats Up Ninja Turtle At Child’s Birthday Party
- July 12, 2016 on Headlies: Maxel Hardy Demands His Release From TNA
- June 21, 2016 on Headlies: Corporate Kane Updates His LinkedIn Page