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Headlies: The Great Khali Set To Become The New “Nature Boy”

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Wed, 20 March 2013, 10:30

Pittsburgh, PA – Seeking a fresh start after languishing in WWE’s mid-card for several months, The Great Khali will be taking the ‘Nature Boy’ name and persona. To prepare for the new gimmick, Ric Flair has taken Khali under his wing. “Let me tell you something, brother, with my help, he’ll be known as ‘The Greatest Khali!” screamed an Continue Reading...

Headlies: Undertaker To Challenge For The Divas Title At Wrestlemania

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Wed, 13 March 2013, 09:10

Indianapolis, IN – Returning WWE superstar The Undertaker shocked the world this past Monday by challenging Kaitlyn for the Divas title at Wrestlemania. Many believed it was a forgone conclusion that Undertaker would take on CM Punk, but the Dead Man insisted on fighting for the woman’s championship. “It’s a matter of personal pride,” said Undertaker. “I’ve won the Continue Reading...

Headlies: Randy Orton Sponsored By Nyquil

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Tue, 05 March 2013, 10:15

Stamford, CT – World Wrestling Entertainment and multinational consumer goods company Procter & Gamble are proud to announce a new deal between the two companies. Unlike previous joint business deals between the two companies, this latest partnership will see superstar Randy Orton sponsored by the over-the-counter medication NyQuil. Orton, a former 6 time WWE Championship holder and star of Continue Reading...

Headlies: Curry Man Revealed As The Leader Of Aces & Eights

9 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 22 February 2013, 09:00

Orlando, FL – After months of speculation, the leader of the masked group known as Aces & Eights has been revealed to be none other than former TNA wrestler, Curry Man. Believed to have been released from TNA years ago, Curry Man has quietly been amassing the powerful group stable for some time. Following the 5-star classic “Fish Market Continue Reading...

Headlies: El Generico To Be Repackaged With Exciting New Persona

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Tue, 05 February 2013, 10:00

Stamford, CT – Following his signing with WWE, independent wrestling superstar El Generico will be repackaged with a new, exciting persona. “El Generico as a character is just too boring for today’s market,” said WWE CEO Vince McMahon. “The WWE Universe will only get behind someone that they can believe in. They need something with more pizazz, something that Continue Reading...