Somewhere in the Rocky Mountains, CO – Last week, former WCW and WWE star Big Van Vader hosted his annual Halloween party at his White Castle of Fear. Unfortunately, the turnout was much lower than he had expected. “I don’t understand it,” barked Vader. “I must’ve sent out like a hundred of these invitations and there’s only a handful of Continue Reading...
About: Jordan Mishkin
From the Northeast by way of Parts Unknown. If you like horror movies, check out www.365daysofhorrormovies.blogspot.com
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Headlies: WWE Very Interested In Signing Backyard Wrestler
22 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 01 November 2013, 08:00Wilmington, DE- Backyard wrestler and current Xtreme Backyard Wrestling Alliance World Champion Mike Stab was shocked to learn that the WWE wanted to offer him a contract. Following his “Barbed-Wire, Fireworks, and Dog Doo” match with Slash Hackenschmidt, “The Master Of Darkness” Damian Devil, and Mark Boner at the XBWA’s 1st annual “Murda N’ Mayhem” Tournament, Stab relaxed behind the Continue Reading...
Headlies: TNA Finds A New Permanent Home
19 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 25 October 2013, 08:00Littleton, WV – During an impromptu press conference, TNA Impact Wrestling president Dixie Carter announced that she has signed a new deal procuring a venue to house the wrestling promotion for the next three years. “We loved the Impact Zone in Tampa, but it was just time to go,” said Carter. “Universal Studios really helped us out, whether it was Continue Reading...
Headlies: Fan Desperately Trying To Start “We Want Aksana” Chant
12 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Fri, 18 October 2013, 08:00Kansas City, MO – At this week’s Smackdown and Main Event taping, WWE fan David Bach tried and failed to start a “We Want Aksana” chant. Holding a fluorescent pink sign with a picture of Aksana that he printed off of his desktop, the 29 year-old summoned all of his strength to will the crowd into shouting out their desire Continue Reading...
Tampa, FL – Following the firing of The Big Show, WWE has signed former WCW Heavyweight Champion and nWo member The Giant. Stephanie McMahon introduced the late 90’s star at a press conference near his home in Tampa. “After we got rid of that dead weight Big Show, the WWE was in desperate for a big man,” said Stephanie McMahon. Continue Reading...
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