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Headlies: RD Reynolds – Bryan Alvarez Friendship Ends Over Repo Man Disagreement

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 August 2019, 08:00

Bothel, WA – A fifteen-year friendship between Figure Four’s Bryan Alvarez and Wrestlecrap’s RD Reynolds has come to an end following a disagreement over former wrestler Repo Man. The acrimonious split came after Alvarez went on extended rant on his podcast saying, “Nobody’s worse than the Repo Man, you got it?! What redeeming quality does the Repo Man have? None! Continue Reading...

Headlies: Randy Orton’s Race Car Takes Out Kofi Kingston

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 August 2019, 08:00

Toronto, ON – In a shocking turn of events, a race car once belonging to Randy Orton interfered in his championship match against Kofi Kingston last night at Summerslam. On a 2009 episode of Monday Night Raw, Randy Orton received a brand-new race car as a gift from his partners in Legacy, Cody Rhodes and Ted DiBiase Jr. The car’s Continue Reading...

Headlies: Sasha Banks Featured On WWE 2K20 Cover

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 05 August 2019, 08:00

Novato, CA – After weeks of speculation, WWE officials revealed that former Raw Women’s Champion Sasha Banks would be appearing on WWE 2K20’s cover. WWE CEO Vince McMahon made the announcement at a press conference this morning. “After careful consideration, we’ve decided to put WWE Superstar and NXT legend Sasha Banks on the cover of our newest video game,” said Continue Reading...

Headlies: Braun Strowman Went Into A Restaurant And Ate Everything In The Restaurant And They Had To Close The Restaurant

11 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 29 July 2019, 08:00

Little Rock, AR – WWE Superstar Braun Strowman’s quick meal at the BBQ Barn after Monday Night Raw, unintentionally lead to the restaurant closing forever. “Whenever WWE is in town, we like to keep the place open late since the boys like to stop in after the matches,” said BBQ Barn owner “Big” Bob Sprucky. “A little after 11 o’clock, Continue Reading...

Headlies: R-Truth And Drake Maverick Get Their Own Marvel Movie

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 22 July 2019, 08:00

San Diego, CA – Wrestling fans were thrilled to find out that the epic battles between WWE Superstars R-Truth and Drake Maverick would be coming to the big screen as part of the Marvel Universe. Maverick and Truth appeared throughout San Diego Comic Con battling over they esteemed 24/7 Championship. While most thought it was just a fun way to Continue Reading...