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Headlies: The Gobbledy Gooker Replaces Charlotte At Survivor Series

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 November 2018, 08:00

Los Angeles, LA – Last night’s historic Survivor Series was capped off with the surprise return of WWE legend the Gobbledy Gooker. The Gooker, which hasn’t been seen since its brief feud with Joey Janela at Starrcast this summer, was hand-picked by Becky Lynch to replace her. Lynch was set to take on current Raw Women’s Champion Ronda Rousey until Continue Reading...

Headlies: Stephanie McMahon Caught Vandalizing Disney World

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 November 2018, 08:00

Orlando, FL – WWE’s Chief Brand Officer Stephanie McMahon was caught by Disney World Security vandalizing several locations throughout the theme park. McMahon made headlines this past week stating that “10-20-30 years from now, there’s no reason we can’t be as big or bigger than Disney.” While most experts in and outside of the wrestling business scoffed at such a Continue Reading...

Headlies: Hulk Hogan Debuts New “Real Saudi Arabian” Gimmick At Crown Jewel

8 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 05 November 2018, 08:00

Riyadh, Saudi Arabia – Wrestling legend Hulk Hogan returned to the WWE this past weekend at Crown Jewel with an all-new pro-Saudi Arabian character. Hogan emerged from the back to a deafening roar from the crowd. While the familiar strains of his classic theme song “Real American” blared over the speakers, subtle changes had been made to the lyrics. While Continue Reading...

Headlies: Everyone At Halloween Party Thinks Jay White Is Wearing A Costume

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 29 October 2018, 08:00

Los Angeles, CA – New Japan star Jay “Switchblade” White attended a party this weekend in the greater Los Angeles area and was unaware that it was a Halloween party. Unfortunately for White, he was simply dressed as himself. Many attendees assumed he was in a costume much to his chagrin.. “Yo, man. Killer Danzig costume,” said one woman dressed in Continue Reading...

Headlies: Officials Trying To Prevent Vince McMahon From Booking Matches At Evolution

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 22 October 2018, 08:00

Stamford, CT – WWE officials have been trying desperately to prevent CEO Vince McMahon from adding booking any matches at Evolution. The all-female event is the first of it’s kind for the WWE and employees are doing all they can to keep Mr. McMahon from causing problems. Distractions, business trips, and feeding him Nyquil have proved fruitless. “We really need Continue Reading...