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Headlies: Wrestling Nobility Attends The Royal Wedding

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 21 May 2018, 08:00

Windsor, UK – The wedding of Prince Harry and Meghan Markle was a fairy tale event complete with all the pomp and circumstance one would expect from royalty. While the ceremony at Windsor Castle featured several celebrities in the crowd such as Oprah, George Clooney, and Serena Williams, multiple aristocrats were there as well. Along with King Vitamin and Continue Reading...

Headlies: Cody Rhodes To Take On “Doink” At All In

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 14 May 2018, 08:00

Chicago, IL – Wrestling fans were stunned yesterday when Cody Rhodes announced that he would be facing WWF legend Doink The Clown in the main event of All In. All In, an independent wrestling event put together by former WWE star Cody Rhodes, has received incredible amounts of attention. Kenny Omega, The Young Bucks, Marty Scurll, and Rey Mysterio will Continue Reading...

Headlies: Kane To Face Impostor Kane In Mayoral Election

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 07 May 2018, 08:00

Knox County, TN – The political world was shocked today when WWE Superstar Kane’s opponent for Knox County mayor was revealed to be none other than Impostor Kane. The fake Kane, last seen being unmasked and thrown out of a WWE event in the mid 2000’s, has been quietly campaigning in the area for several months. Hours of door knocking, Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Gives Saudi Royal Family Curt Hawkins As A Gift

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 30 April 2018, 08:00

Jeddah, Saudi Arabia – As a token of his appreciation for hosting the Greatest Royal Rumble, Vince McMahon has given WWE Superstar Curt Hawkins as a gift to the hosts of the event. “We have had an absolutely incredible time here in Saudi Arabia,” said McMahon in a press conference. “The people, the culture, the food. The piles of money Continue Reading...

Headlies: The Rock To Star In ‘Centipede’ Movie

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 April 2018, 08:00

Hollywood, CA – Following the surprise success of Rampage, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has agreed to start in the new Centipede movie. “The Rock is proud of every movie he’s starred in,” said The Rock. “From Race To Witch Mountain all the way to Journey 2: The Mysterious Island, they’ve all been winners. There’s something special about Rampage, though. The Continue Reading...