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Headlies: Randy Hogan Answers The TNT Title Open Challenge

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 03 August 2020, 08:00

Jacksonville, FL – Former NWA and WCW staple Randy Hogan has answered the TNT Champion Cody Rhodes’ open challenge and will be facing him on Dynamite. Hogan, who has rarely been seen since the mid 90’s issued a fiery promo on AEW Dark. “Oooooh, yeah, brother! These 24-inch pythons are the cream of the crop. Dig it, Jack!” screamed Hogan. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Stephanie McMahon Wants Us To Obey And Consume

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 27 July 2020, 08:00

Orlando, FL – After this week’s Monday Night Raw, WWE staff have installed giant video screens throughout the Performance Center. These screens will allow WWE CBO Stephanie McMahon to address her employees and Superstars at all times. “We care deeply about all of our employees,” said McMahon via Skype interview. “These screens, along with hidden cameras, listening devices, and heat Continue Reading...

Headlies: Rey Mysterio’s Damaged Eye Replaced With Googly Eye

10 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 20 July 2020, 08:00

Winter Park, FL – Quick-thinking medical staff replaced Rey Mysterio’s damaged eye last night with a googly eye found in the Costume Design department. The Eye For An Eye contest at last night’s Extreme Rules saw future WWE Hall of Famer take on Seth Rollins. Weeks ago, the “Monday Night Messiah” attacked Mysterio, damaging his eye on the corner of Continue Reading...

Headlies: “Dog-Faced Gremlin” Rick Steiner Demands Match Against Puppy MJF

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 13 July 2020, 08:00

Orlando, FL – Former WCW star Rick “The Dog-Faced Gremlin” Steiner has issued an open challenge to Puppy MJF following his win at the AEW Puppy Battle Royale. Steiner, foaming at the chance for a match, vowed to come out of retirement to take on this four-legged newcomer. He expressed his desire to be the top dog in All Elite Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Celebrates The Great American Bashams

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 06 July 2020, 08:00

Columbus, OH – Following the success of this past week’s The Great American Bash on NXT, WWE has decided to keep the theme going with a new event called The Great American Bashams. Throughout the weekend, the WWE Network highlighted the career of Doug and Danny Basham. The former two-time WWE Tag Team Champions received the star treatment with an Continue Reading...