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Headlies: Actor Joaquin Phoenix Set To Become The New Doink

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 24 September 2018, 08:00

Los Angeles, CA – Actor Joaquin Phoenix has announced that he will become the latest incarnation of Doink The Clown in WWE. Phoenix, famous for his roles in movies such as Signs, Walk The Line, and Gladiator, set the entertainment world ablaze this week when pictures of him dressed as a clown surfaced. While many believed the pictures were from Continue Reading...

Headlies: Hell In A Cell Accidentally Sent To Hell, Michigan

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 17 September 2018, 08:00

Hell, MI – A mix-up in WWE’s shipping department sent the giant 5-sided red structure to the small town of Hell, Michigan and left the pay-per-view without it’s namesake cage. The giant structure was accidentally sent to Michigan due to an error with Shop.WWE.com. “Near as we can tell, someone ordered a Hell In A Cell playset and the Continue Reading...

Headlies: “Butcher” Vachon Comes Out Of Retirement To Teach Young Wrestlers A Lesson

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 10 September 2018, 08:00

Rutland, VT – Wrestling legend Paul “Butcher” Vachon has come out of retirement and returned to the ring for one last shot at championship gold. Vachon, most famous for winning various tag team championships with his brother Maurice “Mad Dog” Vachon, has been having tag team matches on the independent New England wrestling scene. While many are surprised that Vachon Continue Reading...

Headlies: Eric Bischoff Finally Reads “The Death Of WCW”

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 03 September 2018, 10:20

Schaumburg, IL – As the crowds dissipated and the lights faded from Starrcast, former WCW owner Eric Bischoff did something he thought he would never do: read RD Reynolds’ and Bryan Alvarez’s comprehensive book The Death Of WCW. The Death of WCW panel, which became heated at several points as Bischoff hurled insults at a calm and diplomatic Reynolds, was Continue Reading...

Headlies: The OGz To Face LAX In A Lowrider Sumo Match

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 27 August 2018, 08:00

Toronto, Ontario CA – Following the horrific hit-and-run murder of their friend Richie, LAX have vowed revenge on The OGz by challenging them to a lowrider sumo match. “Kingston, Homicide, and Hernandez are going to pay,” said Konnan. “They came into our neighborhood, disrespected the block, and took our poor little Richie. He was the light of my life. Continue Reading...