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Headlies: Lacey Evans Gets Stuck In A Revolving Door

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 20 May 2019, 08:00

Hartford, CT – WWE Superstar Lacey Evans missed her championship match at Money In The Bank last night after she became stuck in one of the XL Center’s revolving doors. Evans, who was set to challenge Becky Lynch for the Raw Women’s Title, arrived at the arena along with the other wrestlers, but was not seen in the locker room Continue Reading...

Headlies: Vince McMahon Continues To Prank The Revival

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 13 May 2019, 08:00

London, UK – Following last week’s angle that featured The Revival suffering the effects of having “Ucy Hot” placed in their trunks, Vince McMahon has personally started pulling pranks on the tag team. During the company’s overseas flight, McMahon continuously tapped both Scott Dawson and Dash Wilder on the shoulders and pretended to be doing something else when they looked. Continue Reading...

Headlies: Money In The Bank Briefcases Repossessed After Audit From IRS

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 06 May 2019, 08:00

Cincinnati, OH – The Money In The Bank pay-per-view is in danger of being cancelled after the contract-holding briefcases were taken by IRS and Repo Man. Irwin R. Schyster, the diabolical tax man, performed an audit of WWE’s finances following the April 15th deadline and did not like what he saw. “Sloppy paperwork, using an ink color other than blue Continue Reading...

Headlies: Eli Cottonwood Goes Mustache-To-Mustache With Robert Roode

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 29 April 2019, 08:00

Former NXT competitor Eli Cottonwood has returned to the WWE to challenge Robert Roode for mustache supremacy. Cottonwood, who competed on the second season of NXT, was mainly known for his height and his mustache. While not as thick and luscious as other mustaches in wrestling like Ox Baker’s or Big Bully Busick’s, Cottonwood’s was good enough to earn itself Continue Reading...

Headlies: ‘The Viking Experience’ Renamed As ‘Submission Sorority’

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 22 April 2019, 08:00

Stamford, CT – After a large outcry from fans following their debut on Monday Night Raw, The Viking Experience will now be known as Submission Sorority. Social media exploded with rage as the tag team, who were known as War Raiders in NXT and War Machine in ROH, appeared on WWE television for the first time. The Superstars formerly known Continue Reading...