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Headlies: Inner Circle To Face The Band Inner Circle This Week

7 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 14 October 2019, 08:00

Philadelphia, PA – All Elite Wrestling’s newest faction The Inner Circle already have their first challengers in the form of the reggae band Inner Circle. Last week, AEW World Champion Chris Jericho brought Sammy Guevara, Santana, Ortiz, and Jake Hager to form a new stable. Dubbing them the “Inner Circle” Jericho vowed to take out all other wrestlers and rule Continue Reading...

Headlies: Wednesday Night Wars Leaves Dozens Dead, Hundreds Injured

1 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 07 October 2019, 08:00

Boston, MA – As the smoke clears from this past Wednesday night battle between All Elite Wrestling and NXT, fans have been left to pick up the pieces. The explosive night of high-energy wrestling left many fans dead and even more injured. Area emergency rooms and walk-in clinics were flooded with people sustaining injuries from the Wednesday Night Wars. “I Continue Reading...

Headlies: Fans Already Proclaiming AEW Dynamite Either The Best Or Worst Wrestling Show Of All Time

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 30 September 2019, 08:00

Washington, DC – Despite not having aired yet, wrestling fans have already claimed the All Elite Wrestling’s new weekly show “Dynamite” is the best and worst wrestling show of all time. The show, which premiers on October 2nd, has simultaneously drawn undying praise and visceral hatred among the wrestling community. The “war” between AEW and WWE has spilled across the Continue Reading...

Headlies: King Baron Corbin Disbands British Parliament

5 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 23 September 2019, 08:00

London, England – In his first act as WWE’s new King Of The Ring, King Baron Corbin has disbanded British Parliament. “King Corbin is a lone wolf,” said Corbin adjusting his crown. “I don’t need no stinking Parliament or Lords Spiritual or Chancellors of the Exchequers. MPs? More like P-Us, am I right? My people must know that they can Continue Reading...

Headlies: AJ Styles Falls Off The Edge Of The Earth During Championship Match

2 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 16 September 2019, 08:00

Charlotte, NC – All known scientific facts were called into question last night after United States champion AJ Styles fell off the edge of the Earth and plunged into the universal void. The improbable event occurred during Styles’s match with Cedric Alexander at Clash Of Champions. The back-and-forth match displayed amazing athleticism between both performers. The see-saw battle brought fans Continue Reading...