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Headlies: WWE Now Using “Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal” For All Decisions

0 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 19 October 2020, 08:00

Stamford, CT – After the positive feedback from reintroducing WCW’s iconic “Spin The Wheel, Make The Deal” on NXT, WWE officials have agreed to start using the wheel to make all of their decisions. WWE CEO Vince McMahon revealed the new contraption at a meeting this morning. “The truth of the matter is, no matter what we do, we’ll always Continue Reading...

Headlies: Bray Wyatt Drafted To Raw, The Fiend Drafted To Smackdown

3 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 12 October 2020, 08:00

Orlando, FL – In a shocking WWE Draft moment, Bray Wyatt has been drafted to Monday Night Raw while his alter ego The Fiend will be going to Smackdown. The stunning split is just the latest in a series of breakups that also included The New Day and Heavy Machinery. While many pointed out that Wyatt is, in fact, the Continue Reading...

Headlies: Cody Rhodes Responds To Sporticus, Stephanie

4 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 05 October 2020, 08:00

Lazy Town – AEW star Cody Rhodes issued a stinging rebuke this past Wednesday on Dynamite to his sworn enemies Sporticus and Stephanie. Sporting his newly-dyed and plastic-looking jet black hair and a purple and red striped jumpsuit, Rhodes shifted his attention away from Brodie Lee and the AEW Television championship. Citing his newfound love and junk food and watching Continue Reading...

Headlies: WWE Reveals How They Named Retribution Members

12 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 28 September 2020, 08:00

Stamford, CT – At their weekly meeting, WWE Creative revealed the source behind the new name for members of Retribution. On last week’s Monday night Raw, the upstart faction Retribution revealed their themselves,” said Bruce Prichard. “No, wait. That doesn’t sound right. Last week, Retribution unveiled their members. Dang it. I mean they told us their names. There, that works.” Continue Reading...

Headlies: Phantom Fan Joins The Firefly Fun House

6 Submitted by Jordan Mishkin on Mon, 21 September 2020, 08:00

Snake Bight, FL – Bray Wyatt’s Firefly Fun House has grown by one with the addition of his newest friend, The Phantom Fan. The featureless Phantom Fan joins fellow Funhouse friends Ramblin’ Rabbit, Sister Abigail, Mercy, Huskus, and Wobbly Walrus. “Yowie, wowie!” exclaimed Wyatt. “Phantom Fan, I haven’t seen you since Wrestlemania! Welcome to the Firefly Fun House! Now Continue Reading...