Hey, friends! Been a while, hasn’t it. No, I’m not coming out of retirement. This one’s gonna really stick like Shawn Mich– err, scratch that. Like Daniel Bry– err, that won’t work either. Edge? Undertaker? Goldberg? Oh, wait, I know, Steve Austin! Yeah, that works! I’m retired like Steve Austin! And like ol’ Stone Cold (STONE COLD STONE BAH GAWD Continue Reading...
About: Jed Shaffer
Guilty of creating Rewriting The Book and The Greatest Night In The History Of Our Sport, and publishing them somewhat infrequently. Father of three, husband, avid gamer, lover of 90's MTV animation. Available for podcasts and children's birthdays at jed316@msn.com.
Recent Posts by Jed Shaffer

I hated Bobby Heenan as a kid. This is probably as controversial and surprising a statement as “Kate Upton has huge boobs” or “bacon is delicious”. And I hated him for the same reason every 9 year old hated him at the time: he lived to destroy Hulkamania. That was akin to a war crime in my young mind. And Continue Reading...
Hey, fellow Crappers. No, I’m not pulling a Terry Funk and announcing my … third? … fourth? … return from retirement. I’m here for a different reason. A much more personal reason. If you’re a reader from the pre-Wrestlecrap era, you know that when I retired that time (my first time!), it was due to the birth of my twin Continue Reading...
I had some grand plans. I usually do, really. Getting them all to come out is the trick. The thing is, the phrase that starts out with “the best laid plans” exists for a reason. The unaccounted-for can leave them in ruins. RTB has often been a victim of that, whether it’s missed deadlines, writers leaving or ideas stalling out. Continue Reading...
Rewriting The Book – What If Eric Young Beat Robert Roode At Slammiversary ’07? (Part V)
3 Submitted by Jed Shaffer on Wed, 08 February 2017, 18:23It’s the conclusion, so if you missed the rest of the story, time to catch up! Parts One, Two, Three and Four, at your disposal! TNA Bound For Glory, Arena at Gwinnett Center, Duluth, GA, 14 October 2007 After the intro tape, we cut to Mike Tenay and Don West at the announce booth on the arena floor, just off Continue Reading...
Recent Comments by Jed Shaffer
- September 23, 2017 on On Bobby Heenan
- September 23, 2017 on On Bobby Heenan
- August 21, 2017 on It Came From YouTube: The Return of Southpaw Regional Wrestling!
- August 17, 2017 on A special message from Jed Shaffer
- August 17, 2017 on A special message from Jed Shaffer